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[CaptainLambcake]

thank you for keeping it updated Criperum

[Criperum]

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This is  an urgent live from Mountain Home Akrulaban!
Treason! Treason! The old man is stoned again! Goblins are flowing like a fart from under a blanket! We've fought the first wave back without casualties. But they are attacking again!

[Criperum]

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> call everyone in to fight
> give goblins good old strong dwarven strong beating
> TAKE THE STICK FROM THAT BANNER AND USE IT AS CLOSE RANGE WEAPON
> remember last days

You start to scream like crazy calling your kin to fight but soon realize that everyone is already here on the wall fighting using whatever they could find. It is not the first hour of the battle. Being able to fight back the first wave dwarves are now in a fight mood. You remember that when skills poll was conducted you were assigned to the military as speardwarf. You have leather armor and a spear but they are on stands in your room. And as always goblin attack has started SUDDENLY so there was no time to run down for the equipment.
You decide to sacrifice the honor of the Mountain Home for the common sens, you rip off the coat of arms from the stick and start to fight.
Suddenly you remeber how the fortress was living without the King after he left. Under Sinsot's rule everything was good. He had some experience and did his job well. Nothing to complain about - work was done, migrants arrived... Population doubled, a lot of new faces around so you stop feeling embarraced if you couldn't remeber someone's name or meet this person for the first time.
While you are dreaming in the middle of the hot battle, an attention of other combatants is taken by heartrending screamings under the wall...
Trenching through the goblin forces the wagon from hell with a furry screaming caterpillar is rushing over the field. Lots of attacked have fallen under it's whells others are retreating in fear. The wagon is circling not willign to stop sweeping enemy troops like a hurricane. You freeze lookling what will be next.

[coop]

Hello every... one. CoOP here. Glad to know (SUDDENLY) someone still translate it and read it. I thought this thread is dead, but its alive! So I can now take request here too.
Must inform you that the story now (06.08.2019) has REBOOTED to the moment when Ivethy and Likot met in her room in Muya`s Grove. We kinda travelled past. Like time machine. Alternative reality. To see what happens IF, you know.
Hope Criperum will translate rest of the temporary-abandoned story soon, so you guys could join the actual events.
Sencerely yours, CoOP.

[Criperum]

Ok. I got your point. I'll translate the rest of the story before the reboot(fortunately it's not much) in next few days. I promise.

[Criperum]

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> Try to jump down on the wagon right from the wall
> JUMP ON THE WAGON, GRAB THE DONKEY AND DELIVER PUNCHES IN RITHM
> doubling, the wall seems to very tall! Also you have experience in breaking through enemy forces on a wagon. Jump in and shout something threatening
> try to manipulate the donkey to crush as much as you can

With the broken flagpole in your hands you heroically jump down from the wall right on the passing wagon. Insane? May be... But your impuplse was appreciated by your comrades who now scream victoriously from fortifications decreasing goblin morality even more.
You start to impale bastards with your improvised spear ruling the donkey from time to time.
- Fuck you and all your goblin mothers! - you are warscream punching everyone within the reach.
Soon enough the greeen horde became very sparce and survivors are running away like Armok is chasing them. The invasion is fought back.
You calm down and stop the animal and now you are looking at a strange caterpillar.
- You! What are you? - you approach.
But the creature keeps mysterious silence.

[Criperum]

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The creature eyes looks intelligent so you decide to get your answers by force. You kick it in the side and bow down to the squirming face:
- Speak!
- I'm not who I tell who I am! - the male voice whines - I mean... I'm not people think who I am. I'm a runner. Everyone's stunner. Playing-joking, lauth invoking. Don't judge me strict better give me to eat. Came from far beyond from the stories told.
- What are you talking about? - you are taken aback - You are emmm...human, right?
- The meat got stuck, the ear turned blue. Nuggets are different, the principles are dangerous. I’ll lick you to the half-appearance. Native of the castle!
- I see - you straighten up - What's that?
You pull bones form the idiot's head and it appears to be someone's ribcage.
- Lurid stucco molding! Prrr... hooves clat-clat-clat... - he speaks - Untie me mister. I'm here to trade hides.
You are taken aback again from such change of conversation and look at your people:
- What's up there? - someone shouted from the wall.
The human fidgets:
- I'll give it for low price. And the barrel, and the donkey. Untie me already, my body is beaten off. Robbers did it by the way. They tied me up and robbed me. And took my money. At least they didn't kill me, right? I'm a trader from a distant lands. My name is....Shmakkar Shmaktur. And who are you?

[Criperum]

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> To the fucking zoo.
- Fuck this - you grunt and start to tie furry caterpillar with the rope.
- Hey-hey-hey! - creature shouts - What are you doing? I'm telling you literally everything!
- You'll tell it to my boss. More work for him and less for me - you smile.
You pack the creature up and bring it into the fortress. Dwellers meet you with applause like a winner. Or at least like a brave hero. Everyone you met approvingly slaps your shoulder and then Sinsot himself showed up.
- What is that? - he looks and the hide package. - Some caravan was in wrong place and wrong time? Who's goods are these?
- That's not goods - you proudly unload the caterpillar and place it vertically - This is unknown creature for our future zoo.
The body whines lamentably from under the hides pile.
Sinsot looks at the creature with interest:
- A zoo? Good idea. It's about time. Well done, Bucketotil, I'll order to give you extra food supply. And two days off for excellent soldier.
Soon talking caterpillar was put into a cageon an empty stockpile now denominated as zone for rest and recreation.
- And who can do the engraving of all these walls depicting of the battel we had than you, the engraver? You'll do it. Singlehandedly. You are only one worthy. Congrats. I'll talk to caterpillar some time later, after you finish.

[Criperum]

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Meanwhile in the elven forest Awl and Ostoks enter the meeting veranda. No guards around for somereason and inside you see a quite bloody scene.
- Wow - the girl is surprized - That was THE talk.
Likot is sitting on the deheaded corpse of King Reteberecy. Dead guards are around... and the Queen in her golden bikini.
- What have you done? - Ostoks waves his hands.
Likot squints:
- Well I just... had a bad mood.

[Criperum]

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Awl grabs the crown lying nearby and put it on her head. A little bit too big but feels so cool. Suddenly Ostoks shouts:
- W-w-what have you done!? Why did you kill them? I can understand the elves, it's hard to resist, but why Kisat?
- It just happened - Likot sighs - The eared one was dragging me on gay orgy and Kisat started to whisper that it's ok, that everyone does that...So I got angry. First I was fighting with bare hands then guards came so I grabbed a sword from one of them and...then is was just a mess...
Ostoks grabs his head:
- You'll be thrown in jail! Or even executed! I won't get my reward! - the latter upsets him the most.
Likot lowered his eyes sadly.
- Oh, don't fret - the girl turned to them - There are no witnesses. That means we can say anything just have to be in concert. You are a dwarf-king? You have no reason to kill your queen partner, this one has all hands in burns. He can't even hold his own dick not speaking of a sword. I'm only only one left. But look at me - how can a small fragile girl make such a bloodbath?
Goblin and dwarf look at each other.
- None of us can be a murderer - the rouge continues - That means... the murderer run away. We just need to frame someone who won't be hurt.

[coop]

Just for your consideration. Akkar-Baktur-cutterpillar`s gibberish phrases are:

- The meat got stuck, the ear turned blue. Nuggets are different, the principles are dangerous. I’ll lick you to the half-appearance. Native of the castle!
...
- Lurid stucco molding! Prrr... hooves clat-clat-clat...

[Criperum]

Thanks

[Criperum]

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-Did you know... - you hear a voice behind
Everyone flinch and turn around. A purple short goblin is smartass speaking from the stairs:
- .. that there is a necromancer's tower to the north and if the dead is not very rot it can definitely be revived. And if the head is placed in the cold then the personality will be back like your King never died.
Awl bettered the crown:
- What are you doing here, longnose?
- I was just following you. My shift is over i have nothing to do. And your bold head is seen from far.
Ostoks linens:
- You mean we can revive the Queen? So my reward is still possible? The promised royal reward! Let's hurry to a well for cold water, we'll drown the chick in a barrel and bring to that microfencer.
You are sitting in confusion looking at Kisat, Awl and elven king. Making Kisat an artificial leg is definitely a tempting idea but how undead curse will work with lycanthropy? And will it even work if the owner is already dead. Is it even worth reanimating Kisat? She will be  sort of ... dead. Being alive. But she promised you banging she didn't give yet.

[Criperum]

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All idiocy in your head agreed that the reanimation idea is worth trying. Tamed queen is always good to have. Definitely better than dead one.
- Deal! - you jump - We'll search for a well, throw her inside, dig the well out from the ground with the water, load it to a wagon and ride to the north! You, the purple, what's your name
- SAE - answers the short goblin.
- Do you know where is the nearest well?
- I even know where to get ice! - he proudly crossed his hands on the chest - There is a huge ice wall nearby to protect form the undead coming from the north.
Awl snorts:
- Not a big knowledge...everything is covered with snow on the forest border. Not a big deal find ice there. It's cold there so we don't need ice at all.
You scratch your beard:
- So we don't need to dig out the well?
The girl looks at you like at idiot and rolls her eyes. Ostoks is looking at eveyone with pursed lips. SAE is swagging on his heels. You understand that everyone is waiting for a command.
- Then let's go! - you rush to the dead body and throw it on your shoulder - Awl, grab the leg...in case we need it.
- Ewwww... - she squirms but still obeys.
- You two - show us the way to our wagon and preferably the one where noone can see us.
The purple started to showing off:
- Did you know that there is a short way from the King's reception to the arrival square? It was made so that delegations could, without wondering around, go to the diplomacy vera...
- SHUT UP! - your patience is over - Lead us now! she is rot-t-t-t-ting!
You leave the bloddy mess as it is and sneak into a unobvious secret tunnel after the goblin and soon enough you are on the square of interest emerging from the bushes. No eary guards around. Everyone are doing their own business far from you and do not notice you team. Your dwarven guards  seeing Vellokum covered with blood at your hands also covered with blood started to worry, grab their weapons ready to fight back anyone pursuing you. But there are none and you whisper them that it's time to get out of here quickly. Your company is now back on big road. Your way now is to the north...

[coop]

Great job, Criperum! You are my hero