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[SixOfSpades]

Suggestion threads. We've all seen them. We've all commented on them. Some of us have even started one or two. This is a suggestion thread . . . for bad suggestions. Changes that you don't want to see. Not things that will make the game harder--just worse.

1) Cats should reproduce by asexual budding.

2) Dwarves should get bad thoughts for wearing the same clothes that they had on the day before.

3) Standard Dwarf Fortress music replaced with dubstep.

4a) If you reach a population of 200 dwarves before the King arrives, the balance of power shifts and all professions with at least 10 members will form labor unions. These unions will make sure the work is distributed equally ("Oh, you wanted the ☼Legendary☼ Weaponsmith to make that axe? Sorry, it's Competent Kadol's turn"), go On Break twice as often as other dwarves, and will declare a strike if they think their living quarters are too shabby.

4b) If you attain Mountainhome status before reaching 200 dwarves, when the King comes he'll bring lots of new ideas to make the workspace more nimble and dynamic in a changing world market. Get ready for monthy Kaizen events, wherein a Clothier, Fish Cleaner, Miner, Beekeeper, and Thresher will tell the Legendary Stonecrafter that he could do his job much more efficiently if he just color-coded everything in his workshop.

5) Necromancers and Evil biomes should affect plants as well as animals.

6) Necromancers and Evil biomes should affect the earth itself.

7) Elves bring more cloth.

[CodexDraco]

Poop.

[Corai]

8 ) Giant firebreathing dragon-badgers.

[MaximumZero]

3) Standard Dwarf Fortress music replaced with dubstep.

Dorfstep?

My (non) suggestion: Dwarven election cycles, complete with advertising via engravings on the walls, protest rallies and propaganda.

[Twangykid]

"Vote Urist! He promises carp-free rivers for all!"
"No, vote Urist! He mandates chairs!"

[Eoganachta]

"Vote Urist! He promises carp-free rivers for all!"
"No, vote Urist! He mandates chairs!"

"Vote Kol Horsebreath, Will mandate new socks for all fort populace"
"Vote for Urist McMayor, Promises to address the high mortality rate of newborns with mothers in active military service"

[kingubu]

9) Caged dragons can power magma forges.

[MaximumZero]

9) Caged dragons can power magma forges.

That...would actually be pretty cool.

[IT 000]

I think we have two types of jokes going on in one thread. What have you done 

[King DZA]

10) 3/4 of all current workshops become DLC that must be purchased for 5.00$ each(or only the low price of 30.00$ if you buy them all together in the special bundle pack).

[Fnear]

You must have an active internet connection to Toady's laptop in order to play.

[Finn]

Why is there no !Pun! In this thread?

[Ascyron]

4a) If you reach a population of 200 dwarves before the King arrives, the balance of power shifts and all professions with at least 10 members will form labor unions. These unions will make sure the work is distributed equally ("Oh, you wanted the ☼Legendary☼ Weaponsmith to make that axe? Sorry, it's Competent Kadol's turn"), go On Break twice as often as other dwarves, and will declare a strike if they think their living quarters are too shabby.

I'd play the shit out of this update.
No, really. I would.

[Iceflame]

10) 3/4 of all current workshops become DLC that must be purchased for 5.00$ each(or only the low price of 30.00$ if you buy them all together in the special bundle pack).

Masons workshop, Crafterdorfs workshop, Cerpentry and Forges should cost 30$ / each, as they grant a big advantage to the buyer.

[crekit]

11) Make it run on I-pod touch.