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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
It all ends with Belgium, because no one rules Belgium. Not even the governement.
Reality can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. I have the right to arm bears dammit.
The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...
...Then again, I also just hit on the great idea that I could dual-wield rocket launchers, so you might not want to trust my sanity