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[martinuzz]

A Bristish doctor boasts: Healthcare in Great Britain is so advanced, we removed the liver from a patient to transplant it into another patient. And within just 6 weeks, the guy could get back to work.

Ach, that is nothing, says a German doctor. We removed a small part of one patient's brain and tranplanted it into another. In just 4 weeks, the guy was looking to work again.

You're a bunch of amateurs, says a Russian doctor. We transplanted only half a heart, and the guy was working again after 2 weeks.

An American doctor just points and laughs. He says: That is really nothing. We chose a man with no brains, no heart and no liver to become the president of our country, and only 2 weeks later, everyone is looking for a job.

[toastercultist]

PTW

[Starver]

It costs an absolute fortune to fill my car with fuel. But it's the getting in through the sunroof in full scuba gear that's the the real problem.