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simonthedwarf

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How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« on: June 10, 2012, 12:49:51 pm »
They haul wheelbarrows. You'd think.. no I dont want to go there.

Hopefully fixed, wheelbarrows by themselves shouldn't slow down a dwarf.. I mean.. He could just wheel it, right?
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 01:08:09 pm »
huh ... I hadn't noticed.

Yeah they should just wheel it. Though they haul wheelbarrows so rarely for me that I don't really think about it.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2012, 01:14:15 pm »
Are they supposed to get a wheelbarrow to wheel the wheelbarrow to the wheelbarrow's stockpile? :P
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 01:22:01 pm »
Yo dawg, I heard you like Wheelbarrows, so we put a wheebarrow in a wheelbarrow, so you can haul while you haul.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2012, 01:24:07 pm »
Id like to see them use wheel barrows to haul stone to their workshops. Turns a half second trip into a 2 second trip.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm »
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 01:29:04 pm »
I'd like to see them use wheelbarrows for construction (with a maximum settable in the Orders screen, of course). It turns a 2 or 3-second trip into a 10-15 scond one.
(I usually build with clay, see.)
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2012, 01:52:25 pm »
Someone drew a sketch on this particular bit of dwarven idiocy a while back when wheelbarrows first came out that made me LOL.  A dorf pushing a wheelbarrow to the stockpile -- upside-down.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2012, 02:56:53 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2012, 03:04:52 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on June 10, 2012, 02:56:53 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?

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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2012, 03:12:26 pm »
I noticed this while making iron wheelbarrows. This is the best explanation I can come up with...

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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2012, 03:17:45 pm »
The part that gets me are the pigtails.
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2012, 03:59:17 pm »
Quote from: Kassil on June 10, 2012, 03:04:52 pm
Quote from: saltmummy626 on June 10, 2012, 02:56:53 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 10, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Wheelbarrows with wheels are inferior to the true wheelbarrow.
you mean elves with loads of stone loaded onto their backs while walking on their hands with dwarves holding their legs to guide them?
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2012, 05:30:22 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on June 10, 2012, 03:12:26 pm
I noticed this while making iron wheelbarrows. This is the best explanation I can come up with...
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Is that trousers, shirt, and socks that he is thinking about?   :D
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Re: How dumb are dwarves, you ask?
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2012, 05:37:34 pm »
Looks to me like he's thinking about his favorite dining room.
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