Because AMERYRIKUUHHH is incapable of doing things that would be viewed by anyone as terrorism right?
The US does not engage in terrorism. It conducts intelligence operations.
Anyhow, this page is now the number one Google result for "agri byrds". Number five without the quotes. As for "Angry Birds", one would hope that a multi-million dollar franchise spanning consumer electronics, plush toys and soft drinks could generate results more relevant than a forum thread about how a certain news agency would hypothetically react to an esoteric computer game.