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« on: July 09, 2012, 09:58:49 pm »

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Re: awwww
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2012, 10:09:02 pm »

HES WEAK. KILL IT!
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2012, 10:32:06 pm »

Won't be long now before he's stricken with melancholy, and you find him standing out in a rainstorm with Air Supply playing in the backround. Tragic.

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 12:06:57 am »

Won't be long now before he's stricken with melancholy, and you find him standing out in a rainstorm with Air Supply playing in the backround. Tragic.

Still, anything that has purple hair needs something broken.
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 12:09:13 am »

Won't be long now before he's stricken with melancholy, and you find him standing out in a rainstorm with Air Supply playing in the backround. Tragic.

Still, anything that has purple hair needs something broken.

Heeeeeey!
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 05:28:23 pm »

Long hair, skinny, bright hair color, going on about his broken heart and how his blood spills out over what has happened...


Is this the goblin in question?

Won't be long now before he's stricken with melancholy, and you find him standing out in a rainstorm with Air Supply playing in the backround. Tragic.

I thought the cool emo kids listened to My Chemical Romance.  Oh, just kidding...none of them are cool.
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2012, 08:11:21 am »

Now I can't stop picturing goblins as emos. When they're not raiding forts, they spend their precious spare time listening to Coheed and Alkaline Trio, slitting their wrists, making sad poems and talking about how post-rock is the greatest genre ever. In fact, goblin hierarchy is determined by how hipster your music tastes are. Goblin neophytes listen to My Chemical Romance, then as you go along you find goblins who listen to Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The Microphones, My Bloody Valentine, and eventually, you meet their General, a stalwart and really sad goblin who listens to exclusively

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 12:27:13 pm »

On a slightly related note, how exactly does one have fractured guts?  That doesn't seem possible.
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2012, 02:37:21 pm »

On a slightly related note, how exactly does one have fractured guts?  That doesn't seem possible.

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Re: awwww
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2012, 05:23:51 pm »

A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2012, 06:06:47 pm »

A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

I love you, man.


In other news; yay again for DF coming up with unintentionally hilarious ingame messages and reports!

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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2012, 01:15:53 am »

I am Constantly Bombarded with "his guts is broken". Goblin emos. Hmm, that does explain their society, but why the hatred of manin-depressive alcholic midgets?
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2012, 01:21:05 am »

A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

"Oh, I love Vile Force of Darkness!  Did you hear their new single 'Stab Me in the Heart (Because I Love You)'?"

I am Constantly Bombarded with "his guts is broken". Goblin emos. Hmm, that does explain their society, but why the hatred of manin-depressive alcholic midgets?

Isn't it obvious?  Dwarves get drunk, get into fights over the smallest of details, their females get pregnant without regard for whether the fortress can handle it (and it's not unknown for them to get pregnant over and over and over...) and behave in a socially unacceptable and aggressive manner (even their children have been known to fight and occasionally kill), while wearing whatever garbage they like that passes for clothing.

In short, dwarves might just be...

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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2012, 01:30:19 am »

A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

"Oh, I love Vile Force of Darkness!  Did you hear their new single 'Stab Me in the Heart (Because I Love You)'?"

I am Constantly Bombarded with "his guts is broken". Goblin emos. Hmm, that does explain their society, but why the hatred of manic-depressive alcholic midgets?

Isn't it obvious?  Dwarves get drunk, get into fights over the smallest of details, their females get pregnant without regard for whether the fortress can handle it (and it's not unknown for them to get pregnant over and over and over...) and behave in a socially unacceptable and aggressive manner (even their children have been known to fight and occasionally kill), while wearing whatever garbage they like that passes for clothing.

In short, dwarves might just be...

And Elves are, Oh my God, IT ALL MAKES SENSE. But what of the race of small yellow-eyed thieves?
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2012, 04:14:38 am »

A vile force of dark'ness has arrived, led by their champion Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

Misspelled her name. Tsk, tsk.

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