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[miauw62]

Pics or it didn't happen.

DF is in ASCII. Don't you mean letters?

Horrid pun is horrid.


The holy rule still counts

[misko27]

Well he DID allow the whole "in DF, you do not adopt cat, cat adopts YOU!!!" thing,(Actually  theres a lolcat for cat adoption soviet russia style I believe), So he isn't opposed to easter eggs, this just seems weird, unlike him.

How did you find it? were you just stripping naked because cheese? This is obviously fake, and just attempt to drive up cheese prices.

You Bastard.

[Yoink]

...How is cats adopting people an easter egg? Seems more like brutal realism to me.

[Exlo]

Posting to watch, because I'm too lazy to do it myself and also because it is incredibly unlikely. But I'm sure someone will try it, and if there's even a CHANCE that this actually works...

[Nyan Thousand]

In any city, any fortress, go to any halfway house or cheese workshop and ask the dwarf there to see the "Holder of the Glam." If a look of abject horror comes to the receptionist's face, then you are in the right place. He will ignore you, of course, but keep on asking. Eventually, he will break down and point you to a door you've never noticed before. If you do not go in there, then you will face horrors worse than death. Go inside, but do not look. Close your eyes and walk forward, being careful not to touch anything. If you touch the walls, then the walls will engulf you. Opening your eyes will break your feeble mind. Once you feel a gust of wind come in front of you, you may open your eyes. You will be in front of another door. Knock three times and say, "Wham bam, thank you ma'am." and if the voice inside replies, "Oh no, you're not alone!" then you may enter. If not, then you are a lost cause. Upon entering, you will see a lanky androgynous man with a lightning bolt on his face. Sit down in front of him and ask him about the Diamond Dogs. He will then touch your face and you will see the past, the present, and the future. If your mind is somehow capable of absorbing all of this and you have not been reduced to utter insanity, he will then ask you about what you saw. Tell him, "Sweet communist, the communist daughter, standing in the seaweed water. Semen stains the mountaintops. Semen stains the mountaintops." He will then reach into his pocket and give you a signed copy of David Bowie's The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Keep it, and leave. That vinyl is object 233.

And they must never come together.

[Capntastic]

If you wait 24 hours (without tabbing away) in adventure mode without entering a command, it'll count as you skipping your turn.

[RanDomino]

Posting to watch

See just above the first comment on each page, where it says "notify"

(this one actually works)

[Kastrol Aslaasri]

If you say "Toady One" three times in a dark room, in front of a mirror, your beard will grow*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

_{*Only if you are male. Beard will grow slowly.}

[misko27]

If you go and drop a offerinng of your own blood on all four corners of the globe, in the exact middle of the map a great temple will appear. In it will be Armok, who will duel you. If you beat him, he will completly heal and join you as a companion.

(this Really works too. Seriously)

[Crashmaster]

yeah but he just spams deadly dust attacks and gets the party killed anyways.

[Rex_Nex]

If you take the keyboards away from every b12 member, these horrible jokes will stop.

Trust me it works.

[Wellincolin]

Hey yesterday I was doing this satanic ritual, you know, and now suddenly all of my dorfs are Herobrine. I guess this is an easter egg.

This thread is now about Creepyfortresses.

[Mr S]

Once you tunnel down the the Circus Ticket Office, if you obsidian cast on top of the Upright Candy Something Sharp, MS Flight Simulator opens for play.

True.

[Man of Paper]

If you designate and undesignate any stone (stone only! No ores, gems, soil, etc) for fortification carving 1000 times (999 for undesignating, explained ahead) it turns into bluestone. However, on the  1000th designation you will be unable to undesignate the fortification carving. It has its uses, but obviously bluestone fortifications don't do much different from your standard.

Try it. It works. Guaranteed.

I've also heard that if an elf occupies the same tile as a dwarf that goes into a fey mood, the dwarf will only use wood for the item creation process.

[Wellincolin]

I've also heard that if an elf occupies the same tile as a dwarf that goes into a fey mood, the dwarf will only use the elf for the item creation process.