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ArchAIngel

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #360 on: October 27, 2012, 12:07:04 pm »

Urist McHauler:I had better get the wounded military dwarf to the hospital, quick! No sense in having one of the heroes who slew 213 demons (that is a group total) die just because i decided to haul stone!
Urist McDoctor: I had better fix up this wounded dwarf instead of going and hauling some ballista parts! After all, a ballista can be built later, but a wounded dwarf will die soon!

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #361 on: October 27, 2012, 03:38:43 pm »

Urist McSoldier cancels Rush in to !!combat!!: Legendary goblin bowmen just out of sight.
Urist McSoldier cancels Die on first day: Rack up amazing kill count, retire to wife and many children.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #362 on: November 02, 2012, 12:41:28 pm »

Urist McMiner strikes the earth in the raw adamantine with his (copper pick), and severed part sails off in an arc!

The earth has been struck down.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #363 on: November 02, 2012, 02:31:28 pm »

Urist McPhysicist cancels Research Pitchblende: Does not want to kick off nuclear war.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #364 on: November 02, 2012, 02:49:08 pm »

Urist McPhysicist cancels Research Pitchblende: Does not want to kick off nuclear war.
But.... But dwarves live underground... Think of all the elfs!  And even a few humes would survive.  And Gobs and Kobolds.  Really its only Elves and Humans who lose nuclear wars.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #365 on: November 02, 2012, 07:00:31 pm »

The !!super-accelerated atom!! strikes the !!super-accelerated atom!! in the proton and the severed part sails off in an arc!
A nuclear reaction has begun!

*Hundreds of pages of "The (x) is melting!" later*

Tethaomon, World has been struck down.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #366 on: November 02, 2012, 09:22:31 pm »

Urist McParent: Wow, my child is looking pretty parched maybe I should just take some time to get a drink for me and my child at the same time instead of letting my child die.

For some reason this fort I just started is loaded with irresponsible parents. Not sure why though I haven't done anything differently.  >:(
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #367 on: November 02, 2012, 09:36:21 pm »

Skiz Takimov, Kobold Thief: "...Wait, why would they chain kittens up here? Must be a dwarf thing... guess I can just walk in then."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #368 on: November 02, 2012, 10:14:38 pm »

Skiz Takimov, Kobold Thief: "...Wait, why would they chain kittens up here? Must be a dwarf thing... guess I can just walk in then."

Oddly, until this very moment I never considered that to be an exploit.

Urist McMicmic cancels drink: fell out of chair.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #369 on: November 03, 2012, 05:19:12 am »

Urist McMiner: "You know, I going to dig through this warm stone. We're under the magma, after all."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #370 on: November 03, 2012, 09:19:42 am »

Urist McSafetyInstructor: All right, now what do we do if we catch on fire?
Urist McFortPopulation: Stop, drop and roll!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #371 on: November 03, 2012, 10:04:34 am »

Boogymen: "He is tired after all that fighting. Let him sleep."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #372 on: November 04, 2012, 10:00:05 pm »

Sibrek Dakostkogan, Miner: "Hm. Boss wants us to dig up this dirt and sand."
Kalost Godenvucar, Miner: "Yeah . . . our picks won't really be much use here. I'll go get us a couple of shovels, that should work better."
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #373 on: November 04, 2012, 10:20:25 pm »

Elf adventurer: It's a dangerous world out there. I should probably equip myself with more than a wooden spear.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #374 on: November 05, 2012, 06:31:56 am »

Horrifying screams come from the brightness above!
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