Zombie Urist walked in, dragging the corpse of Dariush. In his hands was the Crown.I fucking told you it was him!!
“I told you guys it was him. Look!”
You bunch of useless nolynching motherfuckers.
Also, who the fuck poisoned me, and why the fuck did you do that?
everyone is handsomely rewarded, and lives happily ever after.
Except for Bookthras, who dies of poison that night.
This fucking sucks! I was the fucking archaeologist, with a fedora, a whip, and a wookie sidekick, and what did I get from it? A fucking scroll of enchant weapon
, an infected snake bite on my bum, and some sort of poison that killed me (which may or may not be from that fucking snake). This fucking sucks! Fuck archaeology, I'm changing careers. I'll become a smuggler. I think my wookie can get me a ship. Fuck you all, I'm outta here.
Dariush has been killed! He was a Warrior (Serial Killer)!
How many times do I have to tell you "I told you so", you nolyching lazy lurking useless motherfuckers?
Boothras has died of poison! He was an Archaeologist (Town)!
Game over! Town has won!