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Author Topic: PRINCESS ABDUCTED  (Read 37350 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 01:47:32 pm »

SIT ON INCREDIBLY FAT KING'S SHOULDERS

REACH MOON
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 01:49:30 pm »

Use the Sweaty Sock to PIERCE THE HEAVENS, Destroying that accursed moon, once and for all!
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 01:51:20 pm »

SIT ON INCREDIBLY FAT KING'S SHOULDERS

REACH MOON

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KING COMFY

YOU GRAB MOON

Use the Sweaty Sock to PIERCE THE HEAVENS, Destroying that accursed moon, once and for all!


[1]

SOCK NOT SPIRAL

HAND STINKS NOW THO

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 01:52:58 pm »

ROLL SIX. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCEED.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 01:53:27 pm »

Foul Darlush's plans to roll a SIX.
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2012, 01:53:47 pm »

OKAY THEN ROLL 1.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2012, 01:54:09 pm »

CAN WE UTILIZE THE POWERS PASSED THROUGH OUR BLOODSTREAMS YET?
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2012, 01:54:26 pm »

THAT'S NO MOON
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2012, 01:57:15 pm »

Okay then. I'll focus on my innate Dorf Rage, and give my beard enough sentience to hold a mug of booze for me.
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2012, 01:57:49 pm »

PUNCH QUEEN IN EYE
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2012, 02:14:06 pm »

Foul Darlush's plans to roll a SIX.

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YOU PUSH DARIUSH

HE ROLLS

ROLL SIX. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCEED.

[5]

YOU ROLL SIX TIMES

PRETTY EASY


CAN WE UTILIZE THE POWERS PASSED THROUGH OUR BLOODSTREAMS YET?

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YOU'RE ALIVE! HOORAY!

YOU CRAVE BRAINS! OH NO!


THAT'S NO MOON

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NAW

IT MOON

Okay then. I'll focus on my innate Dorf Rage, and give my beard enough sentience to hold a mug of booze for me.

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RAEG RAEG RAEG

BEARD ALSO RAEG

THROWS BOOZE

PUNCH QUEEN IN EYE

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QUEEN UNCONSCIOUS

EYE EXPLODED

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2012, 02:16:00 pm »

USE EYE EXPLOSION FLY TO MOON
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2012, 02:16:13 pm »

FORCE MOD TO GO UPDATE MARIO KART

ALSO SMELL OUT PRINCESS
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2012, 02:16:51 pm »

DEVOUR MOON CASTLE GUARDS
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2012, 02:24:15 pm »

POWER UP
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