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Author Topic: PRINCESS ABDUCTED  (Read 26002 times)

monk12

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PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« on: July 18, 2012, 01:10:36 pm »

SAVE HER!

WHAT DO?

Darvi

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 01:13:49 pm »

GO TO THE EVIL LAIR THAT WE RAIDED SIX MONTHS AGO. SHE'S BOUND TO BE BACK THERE AGAIN.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 01:15:37 pm »

TAKE HER TO THE MAIN FG&R BOARD.
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monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 01:18:31 pm »

GO TO THE EVIL LAIR THAT WE RAIDED SIX MONTHS AGO. SHE'S BOUND TO BE BACK THERE AGAIN.

[3]

NO PRINCESS

ANGRY DUDES THO

TAKE HER TO THE MAIN FG&R BOARD.

[3]

ERROR- NO PRINCESS IN INVENTORY

Darvi

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 01:19:02 pm »

ATTACK SPINAL_TAPER WITH A BOATLOAD OF DICE.

[5][4][5][3][4]...[3][2][2][2][6]

SPINAL_TAPER RECIEVES 135992597 DAMAGE. SPINAL_TAPER'S ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE THREAD FAILS.


ASK THE BAD DUDES WHERE THE PRINCESS IS.
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anailater

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 01:22:13 pm »

MAKE NEW PRINCCESS WITH QUEEN
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 01:24:13 pm »

TAKE DICE FROM MY BODY, HURL AT BAD GUYS.
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monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 01:25:57 pm »

ATTACK SPINAL_TAPER WITH A BOATLOAD OF DICE.

[5][4][5][3][4]...[3][2][2][2][6]

SPINAL_TAPER RECIEVES 135992597 DAMAGE. SPINAL_TAPER'S ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE THREAD FAILS.


ASK THE BAD DUDES WHERE THE PRINCESS IS.

[4]

ANOTHER CASTLE

ON THE MOON

MAKE NEW PRINCCESS WITH QUEEN

[4]

YOU MAKE DOLL

DOLL NOT EFFECTIVE RULER

GET PRINCESS!

TAKE DICE FROM MY BODY, HURL AT BAD GUYS.

[1]

YOU THROW DICE

ALSO ORGANS

YOU DIE

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 01:28:19 pm »

USE DOLL FOR VODOO MAKE QUEEN COME BACK!
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Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 01:29:55 pm »

Cast a spell to cause caps lock to be cruise control for loser.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 01:31:14 pm »

INTERRUPT BOTH MAGIC STREAMS, BECOME LICH.
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monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 01:33:27 pm »

USE DOLL FOR VODOO MAKE QUEEN COME BACK!

[3]

QUEEN BACK!

BUT QUEEN NEVER GONE?

RESCUE PRINCESS!

Cast a spell to cause caps lock to be cruise control for loser.

[5]

WE'RE LOSERS!

HOORAY!

INTERRUPT BOTH MAGIC STREAMS, BECOME LICH.

[1]

QUIET YOU

YOU DEAD

Caerwyn

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 01:36:39 pm »

Suit up in some fine silks, and climb the Tower of Ever-Reaching Death, to claim the princess from the claws of the Three-Tailed Viper-God Dragon.

We don't need weapons, either. We're dorfs. Fists and beards!
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Nicholas1024

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 01:39:50 pm »

BLOW UP THE MOON
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monk12

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2012, 01:44:28 pm »

Suit up in some fine silks, and climb the Tower of Ever-Reaching Death, to claim the princess from the claws of the Three-Tailed Viper-God Dragon.

We don't need weapons, either. We're dorfs. Fists and beards!

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NO SILKS!?!

CAT LEATHER THO

NO TOWER!?!

TAVERN THO

NO DRAGON THING!?!

DRUNK THO

NO PRINCESS!?!

SWEATY SOCK THO

SWEATY SOCK GET!

BLOW UP THE MOON

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MOON RAISES SHIELDS
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