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You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.
Well, in fairness, without Toaster, things could happen within a certain threshold of reason. But... well... Toaster decided reason was a stupid idea and should be circumvented, which now means literally anything can happen.
S-stupid Homestuck-kun! It's not like I like you or anything...
USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIELAUGH
I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
FLY TO MOONFIND PRINCESS
Dwoku will lend his aid to whoever decided to SAVE THE PRINCESS next.That'll be IronyOwl, I guess.
WAVE HAND THROUGH AIR IN VILLAINOUS WAY, ABSORB THE PRINCESS' SOUL IF NOT DONE ALREADY. FLY TO EARTH, EAT MORE SOULS, BECOME SUPER-DUPER LICH. OBTAIN ADDITIONAL FORMS TO BE UTILIZED WHEN DAMAGED, AFTER ALL, AM BECOMING FINAL BOSS. ((Wasn't Irony already on the moon?))
HAVE WE EQUIPPED THE MOON AS A WEAPON YET?
Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!
It's the tantrum bomb!
Quote from: Caerwyn on July 18, 2012, 03:33:11 pmDwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!((That move never works. Except on the final final boss. There will be a sequel, right?))