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Author Topic: PRINCESS ABDUCTED  (Read 4344 times)

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #60 on: July 18, 2012, 03:17:28 pm »

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH
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You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.
Well, in fairness, without Toaster, things could happen within a certain threshold of reason. But... well... Toaster decided reason was a stupid idea and should be circumvented, which now means literally anything can happen.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2012, 03:18:39 pm »

WATCH OUT FOR HOLY WATER IT SHORT CIRCUIT YOU

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2012, 03:18:54 pm »

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH
((That's a rather cheap way to beat the final boss.))
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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."

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« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2012, 03:19:15 pm »

((Blame the devs))
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You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.
Well, in fairness, without Toaster, things could happen within a certain threshold of reason. But... well... Toaster decided reason was a stupid idea and should be circumvented, which now means literally anything can happen.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2012, 03:20:12 pm »

((This should get a sequel, once it's over. It's amazing.))
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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2012, 03:28:14 pm »

FLY TO MOON

FIND PRINCESS

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TO THE MOON!

Dwoku will lend his aid to whoever decided to SAVE THE PRINCESS next.

That'll be IronyOwl, I guess.

DWOKU LEADS IRONY TO PRINCESS ROOM!

TOASTER IS HERE

MANY FLAMING ZOMBIES ARE HERE

FLAMING CHEESE WHEEL PROJECTILE IS HERE

WAVE HAND THROUGH AIR IN VILLAINOUS WAY, ABSORB THE PRINCESS' SOUL IF NOT DONE ALREADY.  FLY TO EARTH, EAT MORE SOULS, BECOME SUPER-DUPER LICH. OBTAIN ADDITIONAL FORMS TO BE UTILIZED WHEN DAMAGED, AFTER ALL, AM BECOMING FINAL BOSS.
((Wasn't Irony already on the moon?))

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ONLY PRINCESS HERE IS MOON!

MOON SOUL STUCK TOO!

HAVE WE EQUIPPED THE MOON AS A WEAPON YET?

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DARVI EQUIPS MOON

MOON GET!

USE PHOENIX DOWN ON SPINAL_TAPER - HE UNDEAD SO HE INSTADIE

LAUGH

[2]

INVENTORY: PHOENIX DOWN x0

OH NOES!

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2012, 03:29:43 pm »

THROW MOON AT ZOMBIES

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« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2012, 03:29:49 pm »

Let's see... a zombie's like a phoenix, since it died and came back to life.  Also, it's on fire.  Ergo, Phoenix!

GRIND ZOMBIE DOWN INTO PHOENIX DOWN
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You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.
Well, in fairness, without Toaster, things could happen within a certain threshold of reason. But... well... Toaster decided reason was a stupid idea and should be circumvented, which now means literally anything can happen.

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2012, 03:30:42 pm »

USE WD-40 ON MOON SOUL. ABSORB MOON SOUL. THEN ABSORB EARTH SOUL. THEN, ONCE AGAIN, BECOME FINAL BOSS. BWAHAHA. LET THE FLAMING ZOMBIE HOLD OFF THE HEROES, ESPECIALLY DARVI.
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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2012, 03:33:11 pm »

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!
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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2012, 03:34:22 pm »

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!
((That move never works. Except on the final final boss. There will be a sequel, right?))
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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2012, 03:34:26 pm »

It's the tantrum bomb!

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2012, 03:36:34 pm »

It's the tantrum bomb!
((He has to charge it until the most dramatic moment.))
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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."

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Re: PRINCESS ABDUCTED
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2012, 03:36:53 pm »

Dwoku will create an enormous ball of destructive energy, made from the booze-hungry spirits of dwarves from all across the galaxy!
((That move never works. Except on the final final boss. There will be a sequel, right?))

You ARE the Final, Final boss.
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« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2012, 03:38:21 pm »

((Didn't I kill him, like, shortly after round 2?))
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