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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5280 on: November 05, 2019, 10:25:01 pm »

They're not humans; Mario, Luigi, and Peach are all actually fungi.
Interesting, how/why would they evolve human like forms?
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5281 on: November 05, 2019, 10:29:29 pm »

It's probably mimicry. Helps them infect human hosts.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5282 on: November 05, 2019, 10:34:51 pm »

Interesting, this means humans must have inhabited the area where Mushroom Kingdom now rests
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5283 on: November 05, 2019, 11:48:44 pm »

Maybe Professor E. Gadd was one of the last actual humans left. Pity he was so preoccupied with ghosts that he never noticed the real threat...

For that matter, all the ghosts in the mansion could have been the human victims of the parasitic mushroom plague. :o   
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5284 on: November 06, 2019, 02:13:37 am »

I feel like Parasitic Fungal Wops From Space would be a better title than Mario Bros.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5285 on: November 06, 2019, 02:25:04 am »

You have it all wrong.

The toads?  Those aren't actually mushroom people.  Those are what is left of humanity, after the space-cordeceps infection.  For a select few, like the mario bros and the royal dynasty, the infection becomes more symbiotic, which is why they retain their human like features and do not grow a large fruiting body on their heads, which robs their developing bodies of nutrients and stunts their growth.

The fungus is really what is in charge, not the royal dynasty-- it puppet masters everyone through complex biochemical controls.

The koopa kingdom is what remains of old humanity's attempt to thwart the takeover, via genetic engineering, which is why it keeps trying to destroy the mushroom kingdom.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5286 on: November 06, 2019, 02:34:03 am »

What are goombas, then?
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5287 on: November 06, 2019, 02:38:20 am »

Parasitic fungus, attacking the cordyceps infected host.

http://website.nbm-mnb.ca/mycologywebpages/NaturalHistoryOfFungi/FungalParasites.html

Another heirloom attache of the former human resistance movement.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5288 on: November 06, 2019, 03:44:43 am »

You have it all wrong.

The toads?  Those aren't actually mushroom people.  Those are what is left of humanity, after the space-cordeceps infection.  For a select few, like the mario bros and the royal dynasty, the infection becomes more symbiotic, which is why they retain their human like features and do not grow a large fruiting body on their heads, which robs their developing bodies of nutrients and stunts their growth.

The fungus is really what is in charge, not the royal dynasty-- it puppet masters everyone through complex biochemical controls.

The koopa kingdom is what remains of old humanity's attempt to thwart the takeover, via genetic engineering, which is why it keeps trying to destroy the mushroom kingdom.
What are goombas, then?
Parasitic fungus, attacking the cordyceps infected host.

http://website.nbm-mnb.ca/mycologywebpages/NaturalHistoryOfFungi/FungalParasites.html

Another heirloom attache of the former human resistance movement.
Nintendo should totally make a game where you play as Professor E.Gadd finally noticing the threat, perhaps being told by the ghosts how they died, and attempting to cure the few who can be salvaged
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5289 on: November 06, 2019, 07:03:39 am »

But what about all the humans that are in that New York looking place in Super Mario Odyssey, are they also infected with mushrooms, or are they not yet infected?
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5290 on: November 06, 2019, 07:14:56 am »

We are talking a pernicious and nasty, well organized fungus here.

Given the concentration of wealthy/influential types, and the means by which the fungus exerts control (It engages in symbiosis with what effectively are 1%ers in terms of wealth or power, rather than turning them into reproductive bodies) and thus avoids being directly confronted (the leaders perceive no threat to themselves, despite still being subtly and profoundly influenced biochemically, and statistically they already cared less than 2 shits about the under classes anyway, coupled with the psychotropic effects of infection in the lower classes inducing child-like states of "social harmony" and "Contentedness" with their lots in life, which is a "good" change from being unhappy and demanding concessions) it makes sense that such a place would have a high percentage of symbiotes vs reproductive forms.

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Much like a colony of bees segregates morphologically into societal roles, without strife or rebellion (for the most part), the fungus also segregates the population based on social dynamic castes, and makes these determinations through a complex and dizzyingly sophisticated network of biochemical interactions with the host to determine if it will induce fruiting, or if it will simply mindcontrol the subject and increase their physical/mental abilities instead.  Rather than develop biological defenses against attack like poison or thorns, it has instead refined its infection strategy to effectively eliminate all sources of competition or predation.  It does this by forcibly realigning its infected demographic into a truly integrated societal heirarchy, through biochemical manipulation of the behaviors and thoughts of all members of the society.  The fungus is not itself capable of complex, or rational thought-- rather, it achieves evolutionary fitness through coopting the intelligent action of its vector to further its rate of infection, and to sustain infected colonies.

To facilitate that goal, it produces reproductive/worker class morphologies, protector class morphologies (Our plumbers fall into this category), and social heirarch class morphologies. (Princess peach, rich fatcats on wallstreet, et al.)  The fungus does not halt advancement of an infected society, instead it redirects it in ways that benefit the continued presence of the fungus, including mind control of all subjects at all levels.  Worker/reproductive forms are child-like and naive in their devotion to the societal order and their leaders. Protectors feel morally compelled to protect the paradigm that emerges after infection from all outside threats and have enhanced physical properties, and the heirarch classes are subtly bent away from shameless self-indulgence and indolence into being more careful planners and caretakers of the social system (thus assuring that the worker class gets everything it needs (and thus, assures that the fruiting bodies they host are properly nourished, and that they travel well, spreading their spores in wider areas, etc) and have improved cognitive faculties to accommodate this. 

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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5291 on: November 06, 2019, 10:30:08 am »

But what about all the humans that are in that New York looking place in Super Mario Odyssey, are they also infected with mushrooms, or are they not yet infected?
That New York place is New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom. It's a foreign land untainted by the fungi infection.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5292 on: November 06, 2019, 10:59:06 am »

Have any of you been to Hamilton, Ohio?

Of course not. That's like asking if you've been to Knittelfeld Bundanoon.


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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5293 on: November 06, 2019, 05:14:29 pm »

So, when the king koopa consumes the "royal jelly" mushroom and becomes one of the fungal leader caste, he's betraying his species of almost entirely immune post humans by doing the one thing that can infect him.
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Re: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]
« Reply #5294 on: November 06, 2019, 05:29:42 pm »

When did King Koopa do this? Is king Koopa Bowser or are they different? The answer is probably a yes to the betrayal question
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