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Author Topic: The small random questions thread [WAAAAAAAAAAluigi]  (Read 255382 times)

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Re: The small random questions thread
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2012, 01:09:26 am »

Because veterinarians are boring jackasses.

Why does Greece have so many political extremists?

Because countries that are fucked up create extremists. People go for extremism when times are shit. Look at Nazi Germany (Godwin's law), for example. People became communists and fascists.

Probably because they were tired of bringing back wheelbarrows full of worthless money every night.
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Re: The small random questions thread
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2012, 01:31:06 am »

Makes sense to me, you can keep a lot of things in wheelbarrows. Like communists.

I'm kidding of course, you can't really keep communists in wheelbarrows. There's no way to centralize the economy from there.
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Re: The small random questions thread
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2012, 09:34:21 am »

Why don't animals have wheels?
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2012, 12:01:23 pm »

Turtles: the greatest evolutionary mystery.
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Re: The small random questions thread
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2012, 01:33:02 pm »

You can keep a lot of things in wheelbarrows. Like communists.

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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2012, 01:39:35 pm »

If there are no dumb questions, why are there dumb answers?
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2012, 01:45:02 pm »

If there are no dumb questions, why are there dumb answers?
That's a dumb question.

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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2012, 02:18:26 pm »

Because there's nothing that keeps dumb people from answering. And smartarses, of course.
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2012, 02:47:07 pm »

If there are no dumb questions, why are there dumb answers?
Because a lack of dumb questions != a lack of dumb answers.
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2012, 05:03:04 pm »

If there are no dumb questions, why are there dumb answers?
To quote South Park: "There are no stupid questions; only stupid people."

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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2012, 12:15:42 am »

How much wood would a wodchuck chuck if there was suddenly Exalted Cthulhu?
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2012, 12:33:27 am »

All the wood on Titan.
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2012, 12:56:36 am »

Titan has wood? I thought it was a moon.
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2012, 01:00:15 am »

Don't question my facts, only my methods. Or my methods.

Jump into the volcano! Cut! That was too slow! What have you done to the vehicle?!
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Re: The small random questions thread [elder signs and Cthulhu?]
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2012, 01:02:13 am »

I cut the vehicle with the volcano of course.
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