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What does it say about me that I look at this thing and think: "Hmm, it's not terrifying enough" and then make it even bigger, add huge mandibles for it to stab and cut with, and replace the chitin with a stronger material?
And then did ARMOK say, the east is the holiest of directions, and thou shouldst not stand there lest thou be strucketh down by my holiest of beards. And then did the dorfs did say, we shall build from the west, for more do we fear the beard of ARMOK than the strike of the elephant.
I can imagine a bunch of monks making a pilgrimage to a holy mountain, only to discover that it isn't there anymore.
wonder how I'd set up the segments to be zombies.....
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
It all ends with Belgium, because no one rules Belgium. Not even the governement.