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tolkafox

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #60 on: August 04, 2012, 06:44:02 pm »

Has a team of american navy seals/marines been dispatched due to problems created by {insert drug here}?
If yes, drug is dangerous.

Hi sir. I heard you encourage authoritary invasions foreign requested american military aid on sovereign countries major drug facilities guilty of killing/exploiting local populace, such as Iraq Cuba, Dominica Republic, Mexico, South America, {Insert country with drug based mass homicide problems and inadequate military here}.
USA The world have has never done anything right with their military. Ever.

Fixed. I don't know about Iraq, but I'm pretty sure there are no stealth operations targeting drug outposts there, what with the insane amount of logistics that would be needed to transport their drugs to american shores. Besides, you're evading the whole point of comparing the dangers of alcohol to illegal drugs, a grave logical fallacy.

Consume the amount of alcohol necessary to impair your vision, then attempt to designate your fortress to be dug out. Attempt to live with the mistakes.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #61 on: August 04, 2012, 06:45:29 pm »

Well, Afghanistan ha one of the largest opium producing expors of the entire worlf.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #62 on: August 04, 2012, 08:51:49 pm »

Well, Afghanistan ha one of the largest opium producing expors of the entire worlf.

Realistically they don't have a lot of options for exports since there's so little infrastructure.  I wouldn't be surprised if most or all African countries are more developed than Afghanistan.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #63 on: August 04, 2012, 09:13:36 pm »

Are you even including somalia? or ghana? Afghanistan is not that bad when you get right down to it, its just the militants really. They do export quite alot actually. Huge cash crop for them. So, by wanting to end drugs, your ending a poor farmers livelyhood. You bastard. (that is sarcasm, by the way. I realized it could be read as serious)
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2012, 01:34:00 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?
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« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2012, 01:34:30 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2012, 01:39:40 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.


Because it is a difficult political issue, and thus subject to odd amounts of thought.  ::) Why can't people just keep such things to themselves and vote instead of arguing about it every chance they get? Eh, not that I can talk much. :P
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2012, 04:23:56 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.


Because it is a difficult political issue, and thus subject to odd amounts of thought.  ::) Why can't people just keep such things to themselves and vote instead of arguing about it every chance they get? Eh, not that I can talk much. :P

What? Not argue? Don't you know where you are, son? This is the internet! You have to argue! You've done it now! Them's fighting words you've got, boyo! I'll argue with you until your teeth cave in! Come at me!
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« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2012, 05:16:29 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.


Because it is a difficult political issue, and thus subject to odd amounts of thought.  ::) Why can't people just keep such things to themselves and vote instead of arguing about it every chance they get? Eh, not that I can talk much. :P

What? Not argue? Don't you know where you are, son? This is the internet! You have to argue! You've done it now! Them's fighting words you've got, boyo! I'll argue with you until your teeth cave in! Come at me!
What if I state that you are going to argue with me?
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2012, 07:17:19 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.


Because it is a difficult political issue, and thus subject to odd amounts of thought.  ::) Why can't people just keep such things to themselves and vote instead of arguing about it every chance they get? Eh, not that I can talk much. :P

What? Not argue? Don't you know where you are, son? This is the internet! You have to argue! You've done it now! Them's fighting words you've got, boyo! I'll argue with you until your teeth cave in! Come at me!
What if I state that you are going to argue with me?
Then you would have forced my hand, and I would have to resort to crass jokes about your mother. Or worse, I would write sexual fantasies starring her. So go ahead, old boy. Make my day.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2012, 10:44:57 am »

Why the fuck are we arguing about drugs?

Because arguing over drugs is the new way to get our fixes.


Because it is a difficult political issue, and thus subject to odd amounts of thought.  ::) Why can't people just keep such things to themselves and vote instead of arguing about it every chance they get? Eh, not that I can talk much. :P

What? Not argue? Don't you know where you are, son? This is the internet! You have to argue! You've done it now! Them's fighting words you've got, boyo! I'll argue with you until your teeth cave in! Come at me!
What if I state that you are going to argue with me?
Then you would have forced my hand, and I would have to resort to crass jokes about your mother. Or worse, I would write sexual fantasies starring her. So go ahead, old boy. Make my day.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2012, 05:11:29 pm »

So, when is this thread getting locked?
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2012, 06:25:05 pm »

when the time comes , son ..... when the time comes .......
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2012, 10:32:00 pm »

So, when is this thread getting locked?


Hopefully soon. This is one of two derails that have spiralled wildly out of control.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #74 on: August 06, 2012, 12:30:04 am »

So, when is this thread getting locked?


Hopefully soon. This is one of two derails that have spiralled wildly out of control.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113434.0
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