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Hanslanda

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #75 on: August 06, 2012, 12:32:14 am »

Yes, that is what I referred to.
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Kamin

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #76 on: August 06, 2012, 01:27:09 pm »

I'm having too much Fun!

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #77 on: August 06, 2012, 05:16:56 pm »

every time you make booz drink untill you are done making booz!
STOP DERALMENT!
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2012, 03:51:36 pm »

Hardmode. Only one rule.

Whenever a dwarf takes a drink, take a sip of your drink.

If you want to sober up, they have to as well. You probably want to stop before you get to like 100 dwarves and you never stop drinking.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2012, 04:02:42 pm »

Hardmode. Only one rule.

Whenever a dwarf takes a drink, take a sip of your drink.

If you want to sober up, they have to as well. You probably want to stop before you get to like 100 dwarves and you never stop drinking.

And that is the new and only Drunkfort game rule I'm going to use.

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2012, 08:34:05 pm »

I originally thought this thread was about a fortress goal where all the dwarves did was make booze. Booze for drinking, plump helmets for eating, booze for trading (for more booze, of course) and some off the wall booze traps for dealing with goblins. "The spinning barrel of *Dwarven Wine* hits the goblin in the head..."
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2012, 09:58:38 pm »

I originally thought this thread was about a fortress goal where all the dwarves did was make booze. Booze for drinking, plump helmets for eating, booze for trading (for more booze, of course) and some off the wall booze traps for dealing with goblins. "The spinning barrel of *Dwarven Wine* hits the goblin in the head..."

The drunkenness of my Dwarves is second to my own.

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #82 on: August 07, 2012, 11:55:41 pm »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2012, 12:05:44 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress
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Hanslanda

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2012, 12:17:30 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress

Yellow teeth fortress.
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Kamin

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2012, 12:57:59 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress

Yellow teeth fortress.

Talkin'-through-a-tube Fortress.

Hanslanda

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2012, 01:03:35 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress

Yellow teeth fortress.

Talkin'-through-a-tube Fortress.

Quote pyramid fortress.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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penguinofhonor

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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2012, 02:06:06 am »

Hey, if someone modded in more necrotic poisons then we could have krokodil fortress.

/single worst idea in the thread
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2012, 07:46:09 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress

Yellow teeth fortress.

Talkin'-through-a-tube Fortress.

Quote pyramid fortress.
Self-referential fortress.
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Re: Drunk Fortress
« Reply #89 on: August 08, 2012, 09:05:01 am »

I wonder if we're ever going to get a tobacco equivalent in the game. Then we can do Cigarette Fortress.

/probably a significantly less fun idea
Lung Cancer Fortress

Yellow teeth fortress.

Talkin'-through-a-tube Fortress.

Quote pyramid fortress.
Self-referential fortress.
Ceci n'est pas une Fortress.
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