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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 626175 times)

Caerwyn

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2012, 11:29:47 pm »
Resurrect in the soul of a tormented young girl!

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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2012, 11:49:58 pm »
RETRIEVE NUNCHUCKS FROM BODILY ORIFICE

SHA-WACKY-THWACKA-BAM
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2012, 11:51:29 pm »
BECOME DERM THE HELLBINDER
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2012, 11:57:10 pm »
Quote from: wolfchild on July 28, 2012, 11:27:08 pm
Take him with me
(2) YOU INDEED TAKE HIM WITH YOU. YOU MEANT SPIDERMAN, RIGHT? OOPS.

Quote from: borno on July 28, 2012, 11:28:26 pm
PINEAPPLE DIDN'T WORK, TRY TOMATO
(4)YOU HURL THE TOMATO AT HIM. KNOCKS THE TOMATO POWER OUT OF HIM, LIKE MAGNETS.

Quote from: Caerwyn on July 28, 2012, 11:29:47 pm
Resurrect in the soul of a tormented young girl!

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(1)YOU ATTEMPT TO RESURRECT IN THE SOUL OF A TORMENTED YOUNG GIRL, AND END UP RESURRECTING WITHIN LITTLE GIRL HELL, AS THE SOUL OF SUSIE MCDONALD, THE TRUE JACK THE RIPPER.

Quote from: Yoink on July 28, 2012, 11:49:58 pm
RETRIEVE NUNCHUCKS FROM BODILY ORIFICE

SHA-WACKY-THWACKA-BAM
(3) REACH INTO YOUR EYESOCKET, PULLING OUT A SINGLE NUNCHUK. OOPS.

Quote from: mcclay on July 28, 2012, 11:51:29 pm
BECOME DERM THE HELLBINDER
(6) DRAWING POWER FROM RTDS, YOU BECOME THE MIGHTY DERM! UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BEGIN TO FEEL A NEED TO BURN AND DESTROY.

BOSS TURN
"More fruit? I swear, you chosen ones are about as smart as those foot soldiers I fried."
He reaches into a void behind him, and draws a sheer black blade. If you look closely, you can make out multiple horror-struck, screaming faces. Hey, is that Caerwyn?

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wolfchild

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2012, 11:59:56 pm »
Be reincarnated as a fairy and shoot rainbows at the lich
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2012, 12:05:07 am »
CRAWL INTO CAR AND RAM PLUSH GOLEM
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.

Caerwyn

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2012, 12:11:54 am »
Manipulate the blade to...

Boost the Fruit Lich's power!

With these horrible rolls that I'm getting, it'll backfire and hurt him!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2012, 12:13:17 am »
PULL OUT OTHER EYE

COMBINE BOTH TOGETHER INTO NUNCHUKS/NUNCHAKU

BECOME BADASS BLIND MARTIAL ARTIST

KA-BASHA-BANG-POW
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

borno

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2012, 12:24:15 am »
IF TOMATO WORKS, SO SHOULD PINEAPPLE. THROW PINEAPPLE
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2012, 12:30:31 am »
Quote from: wolfchild on July 28, 2012, 11:59:56 pm
Be reincarnated as a fairy and shoot rainbows at the lich
(1) YOU BECOME FAIRY. YOU ARE NAVI. NICE JOB. UTTERLY USELESS.

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:05:07 am
CRAWL INTO CAR AND RAM PLUSH GOLEM
(6) JUMP INTO PORSCHE. PEDAL TO THE METAL. FLY THROUGH GOLEM, PUNCTURING IT. FLY INTO SWORD. WELCOME TO DEATH.

Quote from: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 12:11:54 am
Manipulate the blade to...

Boost the Fruit Lich's power!

With these horrible rolls that I'm getting, it'll backfire and hurt him!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
(5) TWISTING THE BLADES STRENGTH, YOU TRY TO MAKE HIM STRONGER, RELYING UPON YOUR BAD LUCK TO TWIST IT TO WEAKENING HIM. OH. TURNS OUT, LUCK DOSEN'T LIKE BEING MANIPULATED. HIS STRENGTH GROWS EXPONENTIALLY.
(Oh god, I'm so sorry. Maybe.)
Quote from: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 12:13:17 am
PULL OUT OTHER EYE

COMBINE BOTH TOGETHER INTO NUNCHUKS/NUNCHAKU

BECOME BADASS BLIND MARTIAL ARTIST

KA-BASHA-BANG-POW
(2)YOU RIP OUT YOUR OTHER EYE AND STICK IT ON THE NUNCHUK. NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS YOU'D HOPED. YOU ARE BILND NOW, BUT DON'T KNOW ABOUT BADASS OR A MARTIAL ARTIST.

Quote from: borno on July 29, 2012, 12:24:15 am
IF TOMATO WORKS, SO SHOULD PINEAPPLE. THROW PINEAPPLE
(2) PINEAPPLE SAILS THROUGH AIR, HIS SWORD BECOMES BLURR. DICED PINEAPPLE FALLS TO GROUND, LEAVING ENERGY THERE, WHICH HE ABSORBS.

BOSS TURN
"Eh what? Thanks, condemned soul. Didn't expect that."
He quickly spins about, holding his sword out, letting Grave impale himself onto the blade. The blood leaks onto the ground and wrecked Porsche. (6) Unluckily, the amount of pawnage he gave also destroyed the soul of Haunter.

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Caerwyn

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2012, 12:34:40 am »
Ask the Lich if I may serve him with a more... Corporeal form. Swear my undying loyalty, in life, and in death.
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2012, 12:36:25 am »
CONCENTRATE HARD

BECOME BADASS

SAVE THE DAY
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2012, 12:37:13 am »
I RESSURECT MY SOUL BY.... wait, even my soul was destroyed in that attack...
I REGRET NOTHING!
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Quote from: TCM on March 25, 2013, 04:23:36 pm
Jesus must have been guiding him in living out the way of the samurai.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2012, 12:56:30 am »
Quote from: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 12:34:40 am
Ask the Lich if I may serve him with a more... Corporeal form. Swear my undying loyalty, in life, and in death.
"As my gratitude for unlocking the true strength of my blade, I will indeed grant you life once more." (3) HE MAKES YOU INTO A ZOMBIE.

Quote from: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 12:36:25 am
CONCENTRATE HARD

BECOME BADASS

SAVE THE DAY
(3) YOU CONCENTRATE ON BECOMING A BADASS. YOU SUCCEED. YOU'RE NO ZATOICHI, BUT MAYBE, WITH LUCK, YOU COULD CHALLENGE THE LICH. USING YOUR NUNCHUK, YOU SMACK HIM IN THE FACE. IT HURTS, AND YOU INTERRUPT HIS WORLD ENDING RITUAL.

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:37:13 am
I RESSURECT MY SOUL BY.... wait, even my soul was destroyed in that attack...
I REGRET NOTHING!
(2) YOU REGRET DYING, ACTUALLY.

BOSS TURN:
"The hell? A nun chuck? One nunchuck? That hurt! For your first task, Caerwyn, destroy this fool!"
(6)He brings the blade of damned souls around in an arc, removing Yoinks arm handily (http://badum-tish.com/). He can't stop the swing however, and removes Caerwyns arm.
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wolfchild

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2012, 01:00:22 am »
Arg abort abort destroy body
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Quote from: squidgen on September 09, 2013, 07:01:00 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2013, 06:56:12 am
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!
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