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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 620789 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3315 on: December 19, 2012, 09:56:51 am »

PUT SPIDERMAN ON TOP OF A TOWER.

NARRATE THAT HE IS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND TELL SOMEONE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3316 on: December 19, 2012, 11:18:04 am »

ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT! GIVE IT TO THEM! GO BACK TO RELEVATING!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3317 on: December 19, 2012, 03:40:13 pm »

KEEP TRYING TO MAKE LASER RIFLES FOR NAUGHTY FURBIES AND DOWNGRADE SMART ARMOR IDEA TO JUST MILDLY PROTECTIVE ARMOR. THEN BUILD SOME TANKS AND FIGHTER JETS FOR THE FURBIES TO PILOT.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3318 on: December 19, 2012, 03:41:53 pm »

BLOW UP ELDRITCH POWERS FROM INSIDE, GIVE EVERYBODY INFINITE POWER.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3319 on: December 19, 2012, 07:14:01 pm »

GO TO AL CAPONE, STEAL SOUL, BECOME ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES: +2 BONUS
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3320 on: December 19, 2012, 07:37:04 pm »

>USE THE SWORD TO ROLL FOR BONUS
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3321 on: December 19, 2012, 08:42:05 pm »

...That's the first time I've accidentally posted in the OOC thread.

GWG. You failed the roll to hire spidey. Not to kill Sanders. I would roll Sanders v spidey.
Oh.

Ignore misinformed action.
Kill Paula Deen. Or Colonel Sanders, if he's alive.
Research white-haired Southerners.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3322 on: December 20, 2012, 08:47:44 pm »

...That's the first time I've accidentally posted in the OOC thread.
Ignore misinformed action.
Kill Paula Deen. Or Colonel Sanders, if he's alive.
Research white-haired Southerners.

GWG. You failed the roll to hire spidey. Not to kill Sanders. I would roll Sanders v spidey.
Oh.(2+2vs4) A HORDE OF FLYING CHICKEN COME UP AND SEND YOU ON A RETREAT! (6+2) WELL, SOMETIMES, SOUTHERNERS CAN HAVE WHITE HAIR. THERE'S A LOT OF SOUTHERNERS WITH WHITE HAIR, YOU LEARN.
Go all Deus Est Machina. (I.E. Create a godlike AI.)
(2+2) YOU MAKE A PROPHET LIKE AI.
Wait patiently, bow at the ready.

Also, turn Corai into a neat hat, via FREAKING EYE BEAMS!

(1+2vs5+1) CORAI USES HER OVERWHELMING FEMINITY TO REVERSE THE BEAM, TURNING YOU INTO AN UNUSUAL HAT.
Absorb Charlie Chaplin's personality, gaining a tendency to act vaguely Mobsterish, see?
Use Micheal Jordan's arms to reach out across the universe and reel 'the wierd one' in.
Ignore hate-filled personality attempting to surface.

(4+1vs4+4) HE DUCKS UNDERNEATH YOUR SOUL SUCKER TO SNATCH UP SOME CHANGE, LETTING THE MAN ANGRY AT HIS TO ACCIDENTALLY HIT YOU WITH A CELLO.
BECOME NICE HAT AND SIT ON CASSANDRA'S HEAD. AS A NICE HAT, SHOOT NICENESS AT EVERYONE.


(2+1) YOU BECOME A GIBUS ON A HAT.
MEDITATE, UNLOCK INNER-PEACE, SHOOT PEACE BEAMS AT SPIDER-MAN!
(6) YOU ARE COMPLETELY CONSUMED BY YOUR INNER PEACE AND ASCEND TO NIRVANA.
>Send horde against spider man.
>Ask assembled NPCs what their plan is while either my side or spider man is slaughtered.


(2+1vs1+123) "Well, sent out my army. What're you guys plann-agh!"
YOU DIE!
PUT SPIDERMAN ON TOP OF A TOWER.

NARRATE THAT HE IS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND TELL SOMEONE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.

(3+3) SOMEONE NAMED HILARITY OWL SHOWS UP AND (5) MAKES FRIENDS WITH SPIDERMAN!
ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT! GIVE IT TO THEM! GO BACK TO RELEVATING!
(2+1) THEY WANT YOUR CHASTITY. YOU GIVE IT TO THEM!
KEEP TRYING TO MAKE LASER RIFLES FOR NAUGHTY FURBIES AND DOWNGRADE SMART ARMOR IDEA TO JUST MILDLY PROTECTIVE ARMOR. THEN BUILD SOME TANKS AND FIGHTER JETS FOR THE FURBIES TO PILOT.
(1+2) THEY ARE OUTFITTED PRETTY WELL. FOR MEDIEVAL TIME. IF THEY WERE FACING PEASANTS. WHO WERE JUST RAIDED. AND KILLED.
BLOW UP ELDRITCH POWERS FROM INSIDE, GIVE EVERYBODY INFINITE POWER.
(4) YOU DO SO. NOTHING IS CHANGED.
GO TO AL CAPONE, STEAL SOUL, BECOME ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES: +2 BONUS
(4) YOU EAT CAPONES SOUL AND USE IT TO FUEL YOUR BONUS! (5) +2 ACQUIRED. YOU CAN TRANSFORM IT INTO A +3 WITH YOUR REMAINING POWER, OR FIRE A MALUS AT ANOTHER PLAYER.
>USE THE SWORD TO ROLL FOR BONUS
(3) YOU GET A BONUS TO DYING. NOW YOUR DEATHS WILL GET MORE SCREENTIME.

NPCS:
"Shit man. Cassandra's now a hat and shit. Hey, Lichette. You better fix her shit."
(1+3) With a few quick hand motions, Lichette restores Cassandra to how she was before.

(3+4) Tim n' crew course through the universe, eventually landing on a planet which definatly doesn't need a hand. It's a planet literally covered with hands.
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misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3323 on: December 20, 2012, 08:53:19 pm »

As per usual, posess body of hapless mortal, Twist form.
>Hmm. It seems like you guys have a  8)
Hand on things. I'ma just be leaving. Nonchalantly leave.  No wait, I need NPC representative. SUMMON KARL MARX.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3324 on: December 20, 2012, 08:53:46 pm »

Be Peaceful
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3325 on: December 20, 2012, 08:57:43 pm »

Listen to what the AI has to say
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3326 on: December 20, 2012, 09:03:55 pm »

"Tim, what are we doing exactly?
Hi-five every hand on the planet. To the side! Down low! Too slow.
Having won their respect, make them reach out across the universe and grab and reel in the Final Boss.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3327 on: December 20, 2012, 09:15:32 pm »

CONVERT +2 TO +3

TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3328 on: December 20, 2012, 09:27:04 pm »

SUMMON VENOM TO HELP SPIDERMAN.

CONVERT +2 TO +3

TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE


KILL SELF TO IMPEDE ACTION.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)
« Reply #3329 on: December 20, 2012, 10:54:22 pm »

Give up on killing individual white-haired Southerners.
Create virus which targets only white-haired Southerners.
See what white-haired Southerners are still alive.
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