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kilozombie

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<<pine crutch>>
« on: July 29, 2012, 05:36:49 pm »



this thing sure is pretty spiky
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brainfreez

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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2012, 05:55:27 pm »

use it to scratch your back .

you scratch your back with the pine crutch , tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue .
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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2012, 10:41:59 pm »

Its obviously designed foremost to be used for executing goblins.
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Ultimuh

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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2012, 10:54:20 pm »

I see it as a very metal instrument.
Just don't break it on stage, would not want to make it's maker go berserk.
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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 07:06:40 am »

It's obvious that it's troll portable spice storage device. Rock salt and mudstone are their most favorite spices.
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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 03:26:47 pm »

use it to scratch your back .

you scratch your back with the pine crutch , tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue .

*The pine crutch scratches you in the upper body from behind, shattering the bone and tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue!*
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Meistermoxx

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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 08:41:30 pm »

Lol lots of mudstone.
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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 09:10:47 pm »

Im that guy.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2012, 10:03:36 am by Meistermoxx »
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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2012, 12:05:58 am »

Why do you have to be that guy, Meistermoxx?
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kilozombie

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Re: <<pine crutch>>
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2012, 09:36:43 am »

artifact was recently lost when i was eaten by wolves

i shall restore it to its former glory... and further
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