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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 665425 times)

MrWillsauce

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Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: July 30, 2012, 07:34:17 pm »

Absolutely retarded things people have said that made you face palm, fear for the future of humanity, want to beat the shit out of them, etc. An example of this would be when I heard a teenage girl ask another (and this is word for word what she said) "What's a Ukraine anyway?"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 07:36:16 pm »

If we're descended from monkeys, WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS? Take that, mister sciency man!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 07:36:54 pm »

"He/she/they started it."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »

Didn't we have a thread like this, already?

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Didn't we have a thread like this, already?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2012, 07:38:17 pm »

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Didn't we have a thread like this, already?
If we do I couldn't easily find it. Besides, redundancy is fun!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2012, 07:39:26 pm »

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If we're descended from monkeys, WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS? Take that, mister sciency man!

If Thor didn't defeat all of the ice giants, then who did? Take that atheists!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2012, 07:43:02 pm »

*picks up a pack of ground beef
"Is this cow?"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2012, 07:44:47 pm »

If neanderthals are our cousins, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?

I could go on.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2012, 07:50:45 pm »

My dad is a republican and vocally supports their ideas regarding our healthcare system and how we shouldn't have one.

EDIT: He also denied the heinousness of SOPA and PIPA
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2012, 07:53:12 pm »

"Energy can't be killed, it can only change form."  Vitalist woo energy, not real energy.  An attempt to prove ghosts are real.

"Einstein's Unified Theory says that mass and energy are light.  Light can lift very heavy objects.  This is how UFO anti-gravity devices work, and how coral castle was built"  Paraphrased from a complete fucking lunatic on the only radio show worth watching

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2012, 07:56:35 pm »

"Russia is still a communist country, right?"

"China doesn't have farmers, it's all city, haven't you ever seen pictures of Tokyo?!"

(Completely out of the blue)"...Wait, why did we kill Osama Bin Laden?"

(Shocked)"B-but you have to believe in Jesus." (A few seconds later) "But you have to believe in Jesus." (A few seconds later) "But you have to believe in Jesus." (This went on for a few minutes, broken record style.)

"The Sun is alive, right?"

"Black Holes don't exist, they're shades our alien ancestors put up to hide themselves from us."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2012, 07:57:54 pm »

My dad is a republican and vocally supports their ideas regarding our healthcare system and how we shouldn't have one.

None of this shit, that's asking for a derail.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2012, 07:58:53 pm »

"Why is space dark if the Sun's up there?"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2012, 08:00:14 pm »

*Person I am ignoring*

"Stop being ignorant!"

"Wait, what?"

"You're ignoring me!"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2012, 08:01:18 pm »

"The Bible's real because it says so in the Bible."

Welp.
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