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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1007299 times)

Aptus

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #150 on: August 02, 2012, 11:44:55 am »

Personally, I really enjoy cutting like a third of a page off of essays with naturally giant fonts.

Pff an essay should always begin like this.

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\documentclass[12pt]{article}
\usepackage[utf8]{inputenc}
\usepackage[swedish]{babel}
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\usepackage{graphicx}
\usepackage{amsmath}
\usepackage{amsfonts}

Give or take the language and math settings :p
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #151 on: August 02, 2012, 12:11:47 pm »

No, no, the thought process is that, "You get paid for work. Work is not a thing you enjoy. Ergo, if you're enjoying what you're doing, it's A. Not Work. and subsequently B. Not to Receive Pay."

You know what I really hate? Having to judge lingerie models. Oh please, Br'er Fox, don't trow me in dat' Victoria's Secret judgin' box!
And if you do, I guess you'll need to pay me exorbitant sums to compensate for the mental anguish.
Yes, that would be the worst thing ever! I demand compensation for having to see the giant posters of ladies in their undies in the mall!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #152 on: August 02, 2012, 01:05:32 pm »

I'm now vaguely curious if there's ever been a case of a gynophobe suing one of those porn/virility drug (snail) mail spam companies for emotional distress or whatev'. Be a neat trick if they could pull it off.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2012, 03:01:15 pm »

CAN WE RETURN TO THE COMIC SANS DISCUSSION NOW PLEASE
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #154 on: August 02, 2012, 03:24:04 pm »

Can we have the political science tests in Comic Sans plz?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #155 on: August 02, 2012, 03:53:37 pm »

Was a sign maker for a while and member of a group for signwriters. Aside from a chunk of elitish my €20k cutter is better then your €1.5K one. Sodd it, should have spent less on it and the laser. Bigger is more SPACE! dammit. There definetly was a hatrded of comic sans amongst a lot of them orthers just took the view his paying, he gets what he wants. Others were definetly of the force the customer to choose something else I don't want to be associated with that font.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #156 on: August 02, 2012, 04:30:51 pm »

My mother: "So, who are you going to vote for? Obama or Romney?"
Me: "I dunno. Maybe third party?"
Mother: "What if there ISN'T a third party?"



A mandatory political science test before being allowed to vote is sounding really good right now.

That's deep
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #157 on: August 02, 2012, 04:54:20 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #158 on: August 03, 2012, 07:54:21 pm »

Fuck off with your religion crap! Fuck off with your politics crap! This is not a thread to derrail!

The most stupid you have heard must not be based on opinion, any opinion at all, else i could post countless "stupid" things i have heard from my sister:

Cheese sucks! Your stupid for liking cheese! (WOW! YOU GOTTA BE RETARDED NOT TO LIKE CHEESE!)
Whats that shitty music your listening to? (BLUE OYSTER CULT IS NOT SHITTY MUSIC YOU RETARDED BABOON!)

No, it must conflict with baisc intelligence, common sense and logic, and basic world views! like

FUCK THOSE COMMIES IN AFRICA THEY SHOULD STOP SENDING ALL THE GUNS UP HERE WITH SPACE SHIPS RUNNING ON GOAT MILK!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #159 on: August 03, 2012, 08:31:47 pm »

"Well of course cavemen did not know what telephones are. They probably thought they were talking to god or something."

This. Is something. I have. Actually heard.

This statement is what made me decide I am in fact crazy and everything that happens in a product of my mind as my body is locked up in some loony bin. Clearly no mind deranged enough to come up with that statement could not be locked up.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #160 on: August 03, 2012, 08:33:34 pm »

"Well of course cavemen did not know what telephones are. They probably thought they were talking to god or something."
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #161 on: August 03, 2012, 08:42:22 pm »

Overheard in a Psych ward: "You should try out for American Idol!"

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explains a lot really.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #162 on: August 03, 2012, 08:44:39 pm »

Way more than it should. :P

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ow my brain

Also, on a related note, paraphrased (the original quote was in danish so yeah):
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I believe in telepathy. It's the only way the cavemen could have communicated!
I'm fine with people believing in supernatural things, i just think they're wrong and leave it at that. But that last bit of reasoning just hurt my brain to the point that i ended the conversation with a polite declaration of disagreement.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #163 on: August 03, 2012, 09:40:51 pm »

I think one of the stupidest things I've ever heard was "Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets how do they work?"
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #164 on: August 03, 2012, 11:42:25 pm »

"I don't need to balance a checkbook. I'll have my pastor pray to god to do it for me."

Heard this working in a gas station a few years ago. You hear the craziest things working in gas stations.
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