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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 619601 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #255 on: August 08, 2012, 05:19:58 pm »

This thread has been derailed too many times to count

Derailing doesn't exist, derailed is the natural state of every thread.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #256 on: August 08, 2012, 05:21:57 pm »

It's called conversation flow in most places. It's looked down upon on forums for some reason.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #257 on: August 08, 2012, 05:22:34 pm »

So that means that any derail is really a RErail onto the true topic which was destined to be in the thread even though the OP doesn't say so! TIME HIJINKS.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #258 on: August 08, 2012, 05:25:05 pm »

It's called conversation flow in most places. It's looked down upon on forums for some reason.

Probably one of the bigger reasons I love the DF forum so much. Breaking conversation flow is a BIG downer for me when someone does it.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #259 on: August 08, 2012, 05:26:28 pm »

I just wanted to hear what the idiots had to say  :'(
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« Reply #260 on: August 08, 2012, 06:25:00 pm »

Here ya go!
I just wanted to hear what the idiots had to say  :'(

Ha! ...Kidding, of course. :P

On-topic: Uhh... I don't really have anything recent to contribute, but people mixing up the word 'organism' with 'orgasm' in junior High School was always good for laughs. ...Then again, that may have been because we were in junior High School. :-\ Oh well.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #261 on: August 08, 2012, 06:44:10 pm »

I took a study hall type class in junior highschool where all of the delinquents were. On a given day I would be one of two or three kids actually studying. Anyway, I once overheard a girl telling her friend that she wore a bra too large for herself, saying that the the extra space would encourage her breasts to grow to fit better. She wasn't joking or anything. She was dead serious.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #262 on: August 08, 2012, 06:58:02 pm »

"I don't care if she's a gold medalist, Gabby Douglas has bad hair." Infuriating.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #263 on: August 08, 2012, 07:08:59 pm »

"I don't care if she's a gold medalist, Gabby Douglas has bad hair." Infuriating.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #264 on: August 08, 2012, 07:12:49 pm »

someone on my friend's bus who thought that the first part of having a sex change was having your breasts lopped off.

they thought a 13-year old was having a sex change. (that's what formed their whole conversation)

A little more delicately than that, yeah, but sometimes it is.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #265 on: August 08, 2012, 09:11:58 pm »

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« Reply #266 on: August 08, 2012, 09:23:51 pm »

Oh, yeah. Find something to keep you sane.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #267 on: August 08, 2012, 10:39:55 pm »

To *slightly* rerail the topic, my classmates think I'm a terrorist for running a memory test on one of the school computers.
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« Reply #268 on: August 08, 2012, 10:43:29 pm »

To *slightly* rerail the topic, my classmates think I'm a terrorist for running a memory test on one of the school computers.
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hack his phone just to prove his point, make sure to flag it to the FBI ;)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #269 on: August 08, 2012, 11:00:32 pm »

No, this wasn't just one person, this was all the people who were able to see the computer.

Yes, the people at my school are idiots. I'll get some more quotes when school gets back in session.

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