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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh so you're also one of those crazy tinfoil hat-wearing maniacs who believes in "Mercury"?

Oh please, if Mercury doesn't exist, who delivers text messages?

[Hanslanda]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

[Corai]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

You're insane. The world isn't flat OR carried on the backs of four turtles and a elephant.

Its a cube & carried on the backs of five goldfish.

[MrWillsauce]

As stated in the Constitution, it is the President's duty to personally deliver all of America's text messages. That's why Europeans and Canadians can't send texts.

[Hanslanda]

You're all those crazy morons who believe the world isn't flat and carried on the backs of four turtles and an elephant.

You're insane. The world isn't flat OR carried on the backs of four turtles and a elephant.

Its a cube & carried on the backs of five goldfish.

Oh yeah? Then explain the Ice Wall.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

As stated in the Constitution, it is the President's duty to personally deliver all of America's text messages. That's why Europeans and Canadians can't send texts.

Europeans and Canadians can't send texts because they were placed under a gypsie's curse by the Quebecers after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Go back to school, you obviously need it.

[MrWillsauce]

Oh yeah? Then explain the Ice Wall.

That's not ice, it's glass. Glass like a FISH bowl's.

[MrWillsauce]

Europeans and Canadians can't send texts because they were placed under a gypsie's curse by the Quebecers after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Go back to school, you obviously need it.

Nah I was just joking with you xD of course I know about the great European-Canadian gypsy curse of 2046. I'm glad those dirty French got what they deserved for bombing Pearl Harbor; it was our most important Mars colony after all.

[Hanslanda]

Guys, you're all missing the point. The point is that- OH MY GOD SHINY THINGS! DIBS!

[Corai]

Guys, you're all missing the point. The point is that- OH MY GOD SHINY THINGS! DIBS!

MINE. MIIIIIIINE.

[Kamin]

@Kamin, I can't go on any longer without saying this, but your avatar is hilarious.

It's even better when it invades your dreams.

I am very happy you like mantids, Dark. As you may have noticed, Hans is already quite familiar with us--we frequent the depths of his very dreams.

How have I not paid more attention to this fantastic avatar before?

It's subtle, yet invasive at the same time. One day you will be surrround by a thousand hungry mantises, there compound eyes staring deep into your soul. As the silence becomes unbearable, a single mantis will say, "Lololololololo... Noob."
And then they'll eat you alive.

I am a simple man who errs on the side of subtlety.


...lololololo...

[Slayerhero90]

If the world is flat, then where's the chessboard?

Wait, shinies?

GIMEDAT! I WILL BATHE IN SILVER!

[Descan]

* Descan walks around Kamin's home, hears a distinct crunching sound.

... Whoops.

[Kamin]

* Descan walks around Kamin's home, hears a distinct crunching sound.

... Whoops.

You will pay for your transgressions, Descan. You will pay.

No, but seriously, knock next time so I can vacuum up all of the Ruffles crumbs on the carpet.

[Descan]

I just imagined a tiny mantis on a giant vacuum.

... That's cool. Better than a giant mantis. @_@