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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1002013 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #585 on: August 17, 2012, 03:17:39 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #586 on: August 17, 2012, 09:22:29 am »

"That's fake"

In response to the Curiosity rover news update.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #587 on: August 17, 2012, 09:23:46 am »

"That's fake"

In response to the Curiosity rover news update.
If NASA was willing to fake things, we'd have gotten to Alpha Centauri in the '80s.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #588 on: August 17, 2012, 09:24:08 am »

"That's fake"

In response to the Curiosity rover news update.

Hegabuwah?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #589 on: August 17, 2012, 09:26:27 am »

"That's fake"

In response to the Curiosity rover news update.
If NASA was willing to fake things, we'd have gotten to Alpha Centauri in the '80s.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #590 on: August 17, 2012, 09:53:32 am »

It was fake, there'd be more aliens. Because what better way to get funding for space than to make people think there's Communists terrorists aliens out there?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #591 on: August 17, 2012, 10:20:35 am »

By making people think that there is oil in space?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #592 on: August 17, 2012, 10:22:27 am »

to quote someone who I can't remember the name of:
'what else do you think they stuck on top of 3000 tonnes of rocket fuel!?'
(regarding people saying Apollo was a hoax)
I believe the correct quote was

"Where else do you think they are going on top of 3000 tonnes of rocket fuel."
Can't remember who said it either.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #593 on: August 17, 2012, 10:31:52 am »

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #594 on: August 17, 2012, 11:24:11 am »

Context: My supervisor was supposed to come up with a plan to increase diversity at the college. So he did. They liked it, but told him to come up with a different plan. So he did. They didn't even look at the new plan and decided the old one was better. Note that this may have been the guy paraphrasing for the board member.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #595 on: August 17, 2012, 11:31:23 am »

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.



Also, @above, that's a pretty stupid quote. "Colored", really?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #596 on: August 17, 2012, 11:42:37 am »

Isn't "colored" a euphemism? Or has it fallen into dysphemism territory?


Anyway, I'd need better context to judge whether that was really racist or not. As it stands, he could've just been wondering why they were still talking about increasing diversity and an honest question about quotas. Of course, it could also have been said with quite a bit of venom, making the meaning quite explicitly racist. Hard to tell with hearsay.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #597 on: August 17, 2012, 11:56:13 am »

Isn't "colored" a euphemism? Or has it fallen into dysphemism territory?


Anyway, I'd need better context to judge whether that was really racist or not. As it stands, he could've just been wondering why they were still talking about increasing diversity and an honest question about quotas. Of course, it could also have been said with quite a bit of venom, making the meaning quite explicitly racist. Hard to tell with hearsay.

It was intended to be a euphemism, but by the 1970s-80s it had turned firmly into a dysphemism.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #598 on: August 17, 2012, 11:59:48 am »

I thought the Sun ran on Christmas cheer...


No silly, the Sun runs on the blood of human sacrifices.
The Mayans were fueling the Sun! December 12, 2012 is when the Sun runs out of fuel...  ushering in an ice age that will never end, forcing humanity to live deep underground.  To dig ever deeper toward the core as the earth's core cools over the millennia...

Or.. a single person learns that he/she must sacrifice humans to resurrect and power the Sun...  Taking it upon his/herself... the hero sets out into the world to cleanse the land of humanitysave what she can, in the process making life long friends, facing many hardships and making heart-wrenching decisions. 
Will our hero succeed in their quest... ?  Or is Earth doomed to a never ending ice-age?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #599 on: August 17, 2012, 12:02:36 pm »

Or.. a single person learns that he/she must sacrifice humans to resurrect and power the Sun...  Taking it upon his/herself... the hero sets out into the world to cleanse the land of humanitysave what she can, in the process making life long friends, facing many hardships and making heart-wrenching decisions. 
Will our hero succeed in their quest... ?  Or is Earth doomed to a never ending ice-age?
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