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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1755 on: October 03, 2012, 02:47:19 pm »

Meh, never really liked lingonberries.

Elk is really tasty though.

And bear, so long as you hunt it and wrestle it to death yourself :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1756 on: October 03, 2012, 03:36:03 pm »

Lingonberries are the best. The only place I've ever seen lingonberry-flavored stuff in the US is Ikea, though.
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« Reply #1757 on: October 03, 2012, 04:13:37 pm »

Lingonberries are the best. The only place I've ever seen lingonberry-flavored stuff in the US is Ikea, though.

I can get it at the local supermarket, but, like all "international foods", it costs, like, $50 a jar. So IKEA is the only reasonable place.
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« Reply #1758 on: October 03, 2012, 04:19:44 pm »

Lingonberries are the best. The only place I've ever seen lingonberry-flavored stuff in the US is Ikea, though.
That might explain it. We don't have any IKEAs around here, the grocery stores don't stock the stuff, and any "specialty import" stores would probably gouge the price so much that I'd never give them a second glance :P
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« Reply #1759 on: October 03, 2012, 04:23:26 pm »

So... In other words... We're starting an underground lingonberry cross-ocean bootleg operation?
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« Reply #1760 on: October 03, 2012, 04:35:58 pm »

So... In other words... We're starting an underground lingonberry cross-ocean bootleg operation?


We do have enough people on Bay12 to start either a space program or a small criminal organization...
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« Reply #1761 on: October 03, 2012, 04:49:11 pm »

I'd participate in crimes in exchange for lingonberries.
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« Reply #1762 on: October 03, 2012, 04:54:17 pm »

small criminal organization.

then, once we have the 'legitimate' funds, we start the space program.

And we fly lingonberries into the US in rockets.
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« Reply #1763 on: October 03, 2012, 04:56:04 pm »

So... In other words... We're starting an underground lingonberry cross-ocean bootleg operation?


We do have enough people on Bay12 to start either a space program or a small criminal organization...
I'm pretty sure Bay12 as a community has more experience with crime squads than space programs.
So far.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1764 on: October 03, 2012, 05:19:25 pm »

I was talking with some people on the bus this morning, and the discussion turned to astronomy in general and planets in the solar system in particular, and when I was explaining how Venus got whacked early on its existence, and that's why it spins so slowly and is basically upside down, one of them responded with 'So Venus is the retard planet.'

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #1765 on: October 03, 2012, 05:20:17 pm »

That....Is either one of the best or worse things I have ever heard.
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« Reply #1766 on: October 03, 2012, 05:33:17 pm »

* Sirus facepalms
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« Reply #1767 on: October 03, 2012, 06:45:56 pm »

Well the Retard Planet happens to be the only rocky planetiod in the system we can't keep a lander on for over an hour, so...

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« Reply #1768 on: October 03, 2012, 07:02:34 pm »

Well the Retard Planet happens to be the only rocky planetiod in the system we can't keep a lander on for over an hour, so...

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« Reply #1769 on: October 03, 2012, 07:35:30 pm »

I suppose I should get around to updating my avatar, huh?
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