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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5955 on: August 24, 2013, 10:16:33 am »

Mystery solved. The aunt is suffering from lycanthropy.
So Grak's aunt is secretly Wrex wearing a wig, and Grak is the modern equivalent of little red riding hood?

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5956 on: August 24, 2013, 10:34:44 am »

Mystery solved. The aunt is suffering from lycanthropy.
So Grak's aunt is secretly Wrex wearing a wig, and Grak is the modern equivalent of little red riding hood?
Not my aunt, it's a friend's.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5957 on: August 24, 2013, 01:49:07 pm »

Mystery solved. The aunt is suffering from lycanthropy.
So Grak's aunt is secretly Wrex wearing a wig, and Grak is the modern equivalent of little red riding hood?
Not my aunt, it's a friend's.
Good, so you aren't going to inherit weregenes and transform while typiasdfglkjasdfjla;ksdfakjlsdfasdfg.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5958 on: August 24, 2013, 04:33:04 pm »

Mystery solved. The aunt is suffering from lycanthropy.
So Grak's aunt is secretly Wrex wearing a wig, and Grak is the modern equivalent of little red riding hood?
Not my aunt, it's a friend's.
Good, so you aren't going to inherit weregenes and transform while typiasdfglkjasdfjla;ksdfakjlsdfasdfg.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5961 on: August 25, 2013, 01:47:51 am »

I call troll.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5962 on: August 25, 2013, 01:50:43 am »

I call troll.
Yeah probably. That account was made seemingly for the sole purpose of saying that.

EDIT: wait no i don't know what I'm talking about.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5963 on: August 25, 2013, 06:24:59 am »

in history last year my 16-17 year old friend asked me who won WW1...
mind you i did convince him H.G wells and Winston Churchill were the same person...
and Lenin invented a steam engine that does not need water...
There was also the time i nearly tricked him into eating lead by saying "Here you go freind this is Plumbum the wolds only edible metal" i had to knock it from his hand to stop him biting it.
all this hapend over the last 2 years
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5964 on: August 25, 2013, 07:15:55 am »

in history last year my 16-17 year old friend asked me who won WW1...
mind you i did convince him H.G wells and Winston Churchill were the same person...
and Lenin invented a steam engine that does not need water...
There was also the time i nearly tricked him into eating lead by saying "Here you go freind this is Plumbum the wolds only edible metal" i had to knock it from his hand to stop him biting it.
all this hapend over the last 2 years
Are you serious?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5965 on: August 25, 2013, 08:31:20 am »

"Here you go freind this is Plumbum the wolds only edible metal"
I would like to disagree.  :P
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« Reply #5966 on: August 26, 2013, 12:52:25 am »

"Here you go freind this is Plumbum the wolds only edible metal"
I would like to disagree.  :P
yes but we eat them in ionic form not lumps of lead
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5967 on: August 26, 2013, 12:53:48 am »

Pretty sure gold is edible. I saw a cooking show once where one of the garnishes was shaved gold flakes, sprinkled right on top of the food.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5968 on: August 26, 2013, 01:02:08 am »

It's edible, I guess. It's not -toxic-.

But it'll pass right through you like a mildly expensive flaky freight train.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5969 on: August 26, 2013, 01:31:55 am »

Yeah, people DO eat gold.

What's more, you can also find some desserts that include diamonds.
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