"...You ain't even payin' attention when somebody challenges you to a pokemon battle. Now that's just plain shameful."
Just calmly walk over, ignoring the angry fire-breathing Legendary, and bludgeon May upside the head with the Broom. If she's gonna call herself a trainer, she's gotta learn some discipline.
[6 Vs. 5+1]
Leaping up onto a table, you yell in her general direction, shaming her for ignoring a fellow pokémon trainer! She looks up at you, and scoffs. She must think you're a complete moron! THE NERVE! You decide to give her a piece of your mind! Leaping from table to table you somersault through the air, bringing the broom down hard on her face! However, your triumphance is quickly sated as you really just dust her face. Damn, she's got good balance it seems. Or you just have, like, no strength.
Attempt to overturn chest.
If this fails, grab the plushy, green book, and stick, then analyze them. Fourth item will be chosen next turn.
[2] Unfortunately, the chest seems to be very much bolted to the ground. Oh well.
Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...
Grabbing the Book, you crack the spin and begin flipping through it. From what you scan, it looks as if it's a diary. That would explain why all the pages are blank.
Wait, no...There are a few pages that actually have stuff near the back. Several cards are taped in, depicting a man in a yellow jacket wielding various weapons, made from...sorta strange things. But they seem to be labelled with names and items, so that helps. Only four cards are there, though.
The first depicts the man hefting a very...spiky Propane Tank over his head, labelled 'I.E.D.' and showing a box of nails and a Propane tank. The second shows him holding a rather childish shotgun toy with something taped to the top, labelled Fire Spitter, and showing a toy shotgun and a Tiki Torch. The third shows him with...oh god that looks absolutely stupid. He has a pair of boxing gloves with kitchen knives crudely duct-taped onto it, labelled, fittingly enough, Knife Gloves. It shows the obvious combination of Boxing Gloves and Knives. Finally, the last card just shows him with an amplifier on his back and an electric guitar slung around him. It's labelled 'Power Guitar', and just shows the Amp and Guitar combo.
As you pick up the Plushie, though, nothing spectacular happens. You look it over, and notice the pull string on the back. You contemplate pulling it...
Now, you have one item left. After that, you'll re-enter the arena. What will it be!?
Gather up every single weapon in the shop into 1 place so I can choose what I want to take.
[3] Oh god, there are far too many weapons for THAT. Gathering together what isn't broken and that you can carry that ISN'T broken and that you can wield, though, leaves you with...
Yep, just two weapons. One's obviously a Tomahawk, and the other's a strange dagger labelled 'The Arkansas Toothpick'.
Before you can decide what to pick, though, a quite large man in a mask busts through the door on the opposite side of the room, crashing to the floor! Instinctively, you hide behind an overturned shelf...
Explore a bit.
[2] Creating a suspended cube of water to swim in is widely considered to NOT be exploring. But DAMN if it isn't fun!
Continue blasting the Mini-Uzi at RanDM and avoiding his pokemon attacks!
[4-1 Vs. 1] HAH! AND THEY SAID SHOOTING AN UZI WITH ONE HAND WOULD MAKE IT INACCURATE!
Several bullets connect with RaNDM, piercing several organs and definitely causing severe stomach cramps. (50% chance of -1 to all rolls.
[2+1 Vs. 4] Ha! Like a Gangsta like him could ever be sufficiently iced. Seriously, the ice just melts right off him.
Articuno: Keep doing what you're doing.
Continue blasting the Mini-Uzi at RanDM and avoiding his pokemon attacks!
Zapdos: Drill Peck on Westly's good arm.
[3+1 Vs. 1] Meanwhile Kyogre is just flying around, enjoying the space, when SHE GETS A EXTREMELY PAINFUL ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
The shock leaves her nearly dead, but still has enough energy to keep flying and take HER REVENGE.
I scratch my head, wondering how a paralyze attack can cause near-fatal damage.
Aaaaand she's giggling. She blushes, and winks back at you, before going back to fighting. Hm. Maybe you just need to try a bit harder?
Small victories, Greenstar. Small victories.
RaN: Ignore sporadic gunfire. End battle with small talk and cultivate a long lasting friendsh- Wait, what's that guy doing?
"What guy?"
That guy. With the broom.
I spot the old janitor ready to bap May sideways.
"One sec, okay?"
I do the mature, responsible thing and hold up the old man.
"Hey."
RaN: Knee him in the crotch.
[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.
[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...
Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.
[6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.
Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)
"Hmmm perhaps this panicky disco is our next battleground."
Holster strange new weaponry, approach new store.
Bust down the door, get on the floor!
[4] Taking a running leap, well, as much of a running leap as you can take from a narrow catwalk like that, you crash through the glass doors, landing in a heap on the ground. Looking around from your position on the floor, you realize that this is that one blade store thing! Yeah!
Genman: Claim that i'm the new President of the Mother$&“^ing States because i just saved US from being destroyed by nuke.
On an unrelated note, Saints Row IV is awesome.
Regigigas: Charge Hyper Beam. Stop being clumsy.
[2] Er, no. That was a firework display. And you really just ruined everyone's 4th of July. Besides, American Government has no place here in CANADA.
Meanwhile, Regigigas [6] CHARGES HIS LAZARS. THEY ARE READY TO FIRE.
GWUINN Spawns inside the Cluckin' Bell Stall!
Seeing as they seem quite uninterested in fighting, Dominic Wyatt and Tara McScara are quickly transported away to the Executive Mall Lounge, where they will live in luxury until they wish to return to the fight.
Boss Turns:Kyogre, having used the last of its strength, kinda just passes out on the ground and dies, really.
Groudon picks up a table and throws it at [9] GWUINN!
[3+1 Vs. 4] He ducks behind the counter, though, and the table just smashes to bits.
May Stands up and pokes Lou with her foot to see if he's okay.
Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Lemonade Stand, Chest, and Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet, and Fortune Telling Booth.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
MayEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,
Groudon(Out), ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
ScavengerFirst to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition:
Syringe Gun OR
Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!Collector: TCM
Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDMName: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher),
Slow Hand, and the
LongbowBonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: BREAKING AND ENTERING AGGRESSIVELY
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-BendingWater-BendingElec-BendingGrass-BendingItem: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher. Idiot's Guide To Elemental Bending
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: AGGRESSIVELY SWIMMING
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2
Hyper Potions, 1
Trio Badge, 1
Bolt Badge, 1
Freeze BadgeAbilities:
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: AGGRESSIVELY CRYING (-1 To all Rolls)
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 12
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: AGGRESSIVELY ICING
Broken Arm (-1 To Right Arm Usage)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: AGGRESSIVELY EXAMINING
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools,
Ultra Ball[/abbr]
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10
Name: RaNDM
Quick Description: Wait, I just wanted to go to the Mall.
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: AGGRESSIVELY CRAMPING (50% Chance of -1 to rolls)
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Kill Count: 14
Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: AGGRESSIVELY IN DENIAL
Inventory: Hickory Cane, Glasses, Grey Cylinder
Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: AGGRESSIVELY HIDING
Name: Gwuinn
User: GUNINANRUNIN
Bonuses: +2 TO Mechanics! Also, if he has the parts, he can make something without using up his turn!
Inventory:
ToolboxStatus: AGGRESSIVELY GETTING CHICKEN
Miles EdgeworthName: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
GenmanName: Regigigas
Health: 213/330
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact
RaNDMZapdosStatus: ACTIVE. AND OUT.
Articuno
Status: Inactive
Moltres
Status: Inactive
Venusaur
Status: Inactive
Lou PittsSamurottStatus: Active
Serperior
Status: Inactive
Reshiram
Status: Inactive
Harold Dragovitch-???
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