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Should I reboot this?

Yeah, start anew.
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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'
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Nah, let's keep going.
- 1 (9.1%)
Nah, just kill this.
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: THE FAQ AND GENERAL Q THREAD  (Read 64270 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #765 on: November 04, 2013, 10:36:56 pm »

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.
just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"
That would work if not for two things.

1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.

2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.
Really? Damn, didn't notice, I keep forgetting stuff like this unfortunately. I'm so stupid.
Nononooooo. If it makes you feel any better, at least half of the people here are/have been/were confused as to the whole floating store situation.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #766 on: November 04, 2013, 10:38:25 pm »

(( Do or die time. ))

Jump off the balcony, hit monster on the head with my weapons killing it and use it's body as a raft so I don't burn in the lava.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #767 on: November 05, 2013, 12:36:31 am »

[N/A] You yell out to the lava where Articuno fell in, and where the lava is slowly hardening into rock. A single tear drips down your cheek.

Oh look. Actual human sympathy.

The lava flow gently carries the legendary bird through the Mall, bits of frost shattering from Articuno's wings as it struggles to flap away. The current finally pulls the Freeze Pokémon beneath the surface, frying it in an instant. Years from now, decades, centuries, in whatever downtrodden bar RaN would find himself in, someone would always ask.

"What happened to you that day, in the Mall? Before this shit started."

RaN answered it was a quick death, that the legendary bird fainted when the first bullet hit, that she could not have lived for longer than a second beneath the flames. He would slam down another drink and leave before they would bother him more.

RaN was wrong. It was not quick and painless. Every second of every day, he would still remember her screams, his agony, the hate he felt for Westly, hate that would never end. And he would never be forgiven. No one would be forgiven.

"Does anyone have a jackhammer?"

[2-1 Vs. 1] Zapdos attempts to fire a Zap Cannon shot at the perpetrator of this horrid crime instead, but misses and sends the lemonade stand falling down into the lava. What a shame.

Zapdos: Return.

[5] Moltres, oblivious to his near-death experience, grabs the trio of ledge-goers, and carefully plops them down on the catwalk. He seems pleased.

Moltres: Return.

"Is something burning?..."
[1] Something's definitely burning...



RaN: Assist with waking May.

"How am I going to do that?"

I don't know. More puns?
« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 07:26:00 pm by RaNDM »
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #768 on: November 05, 2013, 03:50:53 am »

I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.
Place Westly under arrest.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #769 on: November 05, 2013, 05:04:29 am »

Starts looking around in the shop and starts piling up all the weapons in groups.... I hope there's enough stuff here to make a magma powered electric nuclear carp launcher....

Sees that its all just random parts of broken blades and handles...

WTF is this shit!!!! I come in hoping to find something at least usable, like maybe a 3 bladed sword that I can shoot the blades into people, but NO!!!

Grumbles as he puts everything in his pockets for later...

(I give general permission to sig anything I say if anyone wants to...)
« Last Edit: November 06, 2013, 02:50:15 am by SquatchHammer »
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #770 on: November 05, 2013, 10:52:21 am »

I wave to Sigma.

Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk
« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 11:02:18 am by WafflesandBacon »
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #771 on: November 05, 2013, 02:27:19 pm »

Bamp for some people.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #772 on: November 05, 2013, 02:49:19 pm »

Look up above the catwalks, try to find something to jump to or climb up to
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #773 on: November 05, 2013, 03:54:57 pm »

I attempt to pull myself up into the store.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 04:00:57 pm by Sigma castell »
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #774 on: November 05, 2013, 05:42:48 pm »

I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.
Place Westly under arrest.

Shoot this man!

And RanDM as well if possible.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #775 on: November 05, 2013, 07:48:39 pm »

I wave to Sigma.

Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk
Step to the side if he flies towards me.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #776 on: November 06, 2013, 04:13:38 am »

Smash my way out of this foggy store!
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #777 on: November 06, 2013, 06:59:16 am »

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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #778 on: November 06, 2013, 11:41:35 am »

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HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.
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Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Backflips, Tragedy, and MAHOGANY (Open to Anyone)
« Reply #779 on: November 06, 2013, 12:38:23 pm »

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HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.
All right, I pick the sword. However, Coel is a bastard by birth, not a Bastard Bastard as in the trope. Not that I mind the +1, of course.
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