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[HmH]

"Bite me."
Wait for Robert to expose the innards of his beak to me, then bite off his tongue.

If I still have time for MEDICINE after that, press the stump of my arm against Robert's bleeding groin and enjoy the free blood transfusion.

[lawastooshort]

TURN TEN

Grab Pain M.D.'s face with my beak and press it down on my groin, hopefully humiliating him, drowning him in my blood and stopping the bleeding at the same time.

…"Fichtre! Never again will I be able to practice the Reverse Mexican Turnip* in the cabaret of Pigalle! Damn you!”

“Bite me,” replies Pain M.D., before continuing. “Arg!”

Suddenly Robert le Canardchiste grabs the evil doctor’s face with his beak and thrusts it into his groin! Totally humiliated, the evil doctor starts drowning in the rubber duck’s blood! Pain M.D. starts gurgling to death in the rubber duck’s crotch blood until just as suddenly Robert’s bleeding groin wound heals!

ACHIEVEMENT ACQUIRED: ROBERT LE CANARDCHISTE: CROTCH-WEAPONISER!

Wait for Robert to expose the innards of his beak to me, then bite off his tongue.

If I still have time for MEDICINE after that, press the stump of my arm against Robert's bleeding groin and enjoy the free blood transfusion.

…”Arg!” cries Pain M.D. again, humiliated and covered in rubber duck crotch blood. “You almost drowned me to death, you bastard! I’ll rip your tongue out, you fiend!”

Pain M.D. waits for Robert le Canardchiste to open his beak again, but in vain.

Suddenly he feels a flood of blood rushing out of his severed arm stump.

He falls over and bleeds to death!

ACHIEVEMENT ACQUIRED: ROBERT LE CANARDCHISTE: DEATHMATCH VICTOR!

Competitor Status

Spoiler: Sheb; Robert Canardchiste (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Canardchiste
Class: Rubber Duck : +1 to damage due to its sturdy beak
Wounds: [45/55] Broken Wings! | Fractured Legs!
Status: -1 to arm wing based melee, -1 to leg based movement.
Skill: +1 to Damage
Achievements: Holycrapimaduckicanfly! Crotch-weaponiser! Deathmatch Victor!

Spoiler: HmH; Dr. Boo-Boo (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Boo-Boo
Class: Doctor Bear
Wounds: [HP:-5/55] | Broken Left Arm! | Severed Arm!
Status: -2 to arm based actions.
Skill: Qualified in all things medical.
Achievements: First Blood! Miraculous Healer! First Simultaneous Action! Self Surgeon!

Spoiler: MAP OF THE BATH (click to show/hide)

*Details of what the Reverse Mexican Turnip is are left to the reader's imagination.

[Sheb]

"Ahahah! I am le vainqueur! Take that, toys. I'm going to be rich and famous now, I'll sold the movie right to this fight for millions! Hey! People! Where are you? Oh, right I killed you all... I feel a bit lonely now..."