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[hops]

Now as a comic consisting mostly of beat panels 

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[Just Some Guy]

I built some POW camps for captured siegers. The first camp is Camp Urist, which houses goblins and contains beds and for tables w/ chairs so the gobbos can play poker or whatever. The second one, Camp Stukos, houses elves and is actually just a pit 7 z-levels deep with adamantine spikes at the bottom.

[Gentlefish]

Dat elf camp.

[hops]

If the Great Goomba is not drawing it, I think I have an idea for what to draw for it.

[Mr S]

Also, Camp Urist is on Z-7, with a wall of windows overlooking Camp Stukos, so they can watch the FUN.

[Bobnova]

The bones would have to get surgeried out by a surgeon if you necroticized them.

And I bet you'd still have a capable fighting dwarf.

I mean, I remember hearing about dwarves with no skin or fat still wielding weapons.

Skin and fat are different than bones, though. You can still technically grasp without skin and fat. Without bones, all you have is muscles that don't work anymore and a bit of armor vs the environment.

Also, make the syndrome preserve the spine, otherwise the dwarf would suffocate.

Seems like some modding ~SCIENCE~ is in order.

I can't seem to make the skeleton rot.  Fixed it. Skeleton now rots. This does not seem to prevent movement in the slightest.
(I made some rather nasty Aardvarks, their bite causes bone rotting after 2000 ticks, or whatever the time unit of such things is)
Next up I'm to see if I can make Ebola Zaire.

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[CE_NECROSIS:SEV:100:PROB:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:BONE:RESISTABLE:SIZE_DILUTES:VASCULAR_ONLY:START:2000:PEAK:2800:END:7000]

[Pinstar]

Not sure if Goomba (or anyone else) is still drawing but I've got one.

Three Miners take their revenge on a Kobold who had just killed the expedition leader's dog.

[Stalker]

Meanwhile in the barracks

[Crazy Cow]

I built some POW camps for captured siegers. The first camp is Camp Urist, which houses goblins and contains beds and for tables w/ chairs so the gobbos can play poker or whatever. The second one, Camp Stukos, houses elves and is actually just a pit 7 z-levels deep with adamantine spikes at the bottom.

You should have made the spikes out of wood for extra irony.

EDIT:
dat necro

[hops]

I built some POW camps for captured siegers. The first camp is Camp Urist, which houses goblins and contains beds and for tables w/ chairs so the gobbos can play poker or whatever. The second one, Camp Stukos, houses elves and is actually just a pit 7 z-levels deep with adamantine spikes at the bottom.

Since this is necro'd I'm calling dibs on this. I've been wanting to draw it but never had the time.

[Snaake]

The bones would have to get surgeried out by a surgeon if you necroticized them.

And I bet you'd still have a capable fighting dwarf.

I mean, I remember hearing about dwarves with no skin or fat still wielding weapons.

Skin and fat are different than bones, though. You can still technically grasp without skin and fat. Without bones, all you have is muscles that don't work anymore and a bit of armor vs the environment.

Also, make the syndrome preserve the spine, otherwise the dwarf would suffocate.

Seems like some modding ~SCIENCE~ is in order.

I can't seem to make the skeleton rot.  Fixed it. Skeleton now rots. This does not seem to prevent movement in the slightest.
(I made some rather nasty Aardvarks, their bite causes bone rotting after 2000 ticks, or whatever the time unit of such things is)
Next up I'm to see if I can make Ebola Zaire.

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[CE_NECROSIS:SEV:100:PROB:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:BONE:RESISTABLE:SIZE_DILUTES:VASCULAR_ONLY:START:2000:PEAK:2800:END:7000]

So since this was necroed, are the jello-dwarfs now effectively immune to "fracturing (bone X) and tearing (organ Y)" type hits? I guess the organs would get bruised more easily and so forth, but at least no tearing due to bone splinters. I wonder how the dwarven brain's resilience compares to the usual eggshell skulls.

[whatever1works]

Exploring the caverns... found 70 naked mole dogs just chilling on the edge of a cliff.... needless to say, it was a good day for my legendary sword-dwarfs ..... SO MUCH BLOOD, AND THE PUPPIES!!!

[Button]

So I just had a goblin spend a month chasing a yak bull around the map, leaving blood trails everywhere.

Why is this remarkable, you may ask? Because it was a lasher.

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The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the chest with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right ear with her right hand, tearing the cartilage!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the throat, tearing the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the throat with her right hand, bruising the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Yak Bull has been stunned!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the teeth with her ({iron scourge}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right hind leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({copper shield}), bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg, tearing the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the head, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull breaks the grip of The Goblin Lasher's upper front teeth from The Yak Bull's head!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right ear with her right hand, tearing apart the cartilage!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the chest with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat, fracturing the skull!
The Yak Bull has been stunned!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her right foot, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, shattering the skull!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right hind leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull breaks the grip of The Goblin Lasher's upper front teeth from The Yak Bull's right hind leg!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Yak Bull has become enraged!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the chest, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull looks sick!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Yak Bull kicks The Goblin Lasher in the chest with his right forehoof, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull kicks The Goblin Lasher in the left thigh with his left forehoof, shattering the bone through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Yak Bull gores The Goblin Lasher in the right forearm from behind with his right horn, bruising the fat through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
Yak Bull is no longer enraged.

Having broken the lasher's thigh, the yak bull was now able to escape without further incident.

I figured the lasher, as the last Invader remaining on the map, would leave... but she wanted more. She began crawling back towards the entrance of my fortress, until she happened upon a cage trap.

Tode Olngougust, you're a shitty lasher but by Armok you've got spunk.

[Noobazzah]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So I just had a goblin spend a month chasing a yak bull around the map, leaving blood trails everywhere.

Why is this remarkable, you may ask? Because it was a lasher.

[spoiler]
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the chest with her right foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right ear with her right hand, tearing the cartilage!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the throat, tearing the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the throat with her right hand, bruising the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Yak Bull has been stunned!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the teeth with her ({iron scourge}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right hind leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({copper shield}), bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg, tearing the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the head, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull breaks the grip of The Goblin Lasher's upper front teeth from The Yak Bull's head!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right ear with her right hand, tearing apart the cartilage!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the chest with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is having trouble breathing!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat, fracturing the skull!
The Yak Bull has been stunned!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull is no longer stunned.
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her right hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her right foot, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle, shattering the skull!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the head with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the right hind leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher latches on firmly!
The Yak Bull breaks the grip of The Goblin Lasher's upper front teeth from The Yak Bull's right hind leg!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher kicks The Yak Bull in the head with her left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the head with her left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Goblin Lasher attacks The Yak Bull but He jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher strikes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({copper shield}), but the attack glances away!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the right foreleg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Yak Bull has become enraged!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the chest with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher punches The Yak Bull in the right hind hoof with her left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher scratches The Yak Bull in the chest, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull looks sick!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She jumps away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Yak Bull kicks The Goblin Lasher in the chest with his right forehoof, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher stands up.
The Yak Bull charges at The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Yak Bull collides with The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher is knocked over!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull kicks The Goblin Lasher in the left thigh with his left forehoof, shattering the bone through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Goblin Lasher is no longer stunned.
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the abdomen with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull strikes at The Goblin Lasher but the shot is blocked!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher bites The Yak Bull in the left hind hoof, but the attack glances away!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Yak Bull gores The Goblin Lasher in the right forearm from behind with his right horn, bruising the fat through the ({troll fur cloak})!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing it!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the tail with her ({iron scourge}), fracturing the bone!
The Yak Bull misses The Goblin Lasher!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the right forehoof with her ({iron scourge}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She scrambles away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left foreleg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing the skin and bruising the fat!
The Yak Bull attacks The Goblin Lasher but She rolls away!
The Goblin Lasher lashes The Yak Bull in the left hind leg with her ({iron scourge}), tearing apart the skin and bruising the fat!
Yak Bull is no longer enraged.

Having broken the lasher's thigh, the yak bull was now able to escape without further incident.

I figured the lasher, as the last Invader remaining on the map, would leave... but she wanted more. She began crawling back towards the entrance of my fortress, until she happened upon a cage trap.

Tode Olngougust, you're a shitty lasher but by Armok you've got spunk.
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I bet the lasher was just continuously shouting "I'm gonna gethcya! I'm gonna getchya! I'm gonna getchya!" for the whole month.

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this is thee funniest thing ever