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Bad Drawing Livestream

Yes
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No
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I have no opinion and prefer to select the zany "other" option on forum polls
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GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2012, 12:13:33 am »
Quote from: Ifeno on August 09, 2012, 11:01:59 pm
Don't have a report of it but a dorf that was completely missing one leg and only had a stump for the other lag "grabbed a dragon's tooth with his right upper leg and then punched the dragon in the face"

Quote from: Splint on August 09, 2012, 11:04:59 pm
I got one. happened awhile ago but it was my best encounter with a giant badger ever.

Carpenter is sleeping in wood hut
Giant badger attacks it.
Carpenter wakes up, ponched it in the nose, tearing the cartilege,
GIant badger runs away from the flimsy weak dorf.
Dorf went back to sleep.

THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

The next fort that ran into giant badgers had a dorf baby used as a paintbrush by one...

Quote from: Seraphim342 on August 09, 2012, 11:50:12 pm
When I first decided to make a dwarven atom smasher garbage disposal I accidentally stacked it all with the bridge in the DOWN position... the dwarf who threw the lever basically got flayed alive by a massive shotgun blast of XXSockXXs.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2012, 12:18:58 am »
That mean ol' carpenter made the badger cry!

Also: Epic sock shotgun there.
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Xob Ludosmbax

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2012, 06:09:11 am »
I'm enjoying this thread.  The pictures remind me of Hyperbole and a Half, but even more bipolar dwarfy. 

Anyway, what can you do with my namesake? 
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« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2012, 08:31:21 am »
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Scruffy

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2012, 09:25:46 am »
Quote from: hjd_uk on August 10, 2012, 08:31:21 am
Quote from: Mura on August 08, 2012, 02:12:56 pm
The Giant Sponge is enraged!


I believe that is just a puny Sponge man, not a feared Giant sponge.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2012, 09:31:40 am »
Weresheep with a hat versus stray kitten.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2012, 10:56:06 am »
Quote from: Xob Ludosmbax on August 10, 2012, 06:09:11 am
I'm enjoying this thread.  The pictures remind me of Hyperbole and a Half, but even more bipolar dwarfy. 

Anyway, what can you do with my namesake? 


I know, but this was too dumb to ignore.

Use your immature imagination for the "poisonous vapours".
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 10, 2012, 09:31:40 am
Weresheep with a hat versus stray kitten.
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Artistic license was taken here because there was too much to fully represent.
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Scruffy

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2012, 04:10:33 pm »
Goombageek, you are a strange fellow, you know that?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2012, 04:37:25 pm »
The spinning The Tower: Fact or Fiction? [a microcline-bound book*] strikes the unicorn in the horn and the severed part sails off in an arc!

*Can't remember the exact title; feel free to substitute something more amusing.
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A great human twisted into humanoid form. It has an emaciated appearance and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its bronyism!

Spawn of Holistic, and other mods

My tileset. Because someone asked. (Now with installation instructions!)
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2012, 04:41:27 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on August 10, 2012, 04:10:33 pm
Goombageek, you are a strange fellow, you know that?

he is awesome, no doubt about it. I proclaim GoombaGeek my god.
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Quote from: Joben on August 05, 2012, 01:30:00 am
Dear Urist McStockpileDrone
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.

GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2012, 05:38:49 pm »
Quote from: Mr Frog on August 10, 2012, 04:37:25 pm
The spinning The Tower: Fact or Fiction? [a microcline-bound book*] strikes the unicorn in the horn and the severed part sails off in an arc!

*Can't remember the exact title; feel free to substitute something more amusing.

On the list of things I can't draw, horses rank seventh.

In case you have a tiny monitor or bad eyes, the title is "Throwing for Dwarves".
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2012, 05:43:02 pm »
A miner got attacked by a zombie horse. The horse bit him in the arm and swung him around him around, knocking seven of his ribs out. Eventually the arm ripped off and the dwarf bled to death in the snow.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #72 on: August 10, 2012, 05:44:50 pm »
The spinning Urist mcDead's nose strikes Urist McUnlucky in the nose, tearing apart the cartelige! (HOW I SPELL THIS)
The Usrist McDead's nose has lodged in the wound!
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #73 on: August 10, 2012, 06:05:55 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 10, 2012, 05:43:02 pm
A miner got attacked by a zombie horse. The horse bit him in the arm and swung him around him around, knocking seven of his ribs out. Eventually the arm ripped off and the dwarf bled to death in the snow.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 10, 2012, 05:44:50 pm
The spinning Urist mcDead's nose strikes Urist McUnlucky in the nose, tearing apart the cartelige! (HOW I SPELL THIS)
The Usrist McDead's nose has lodged in the wound!
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #74 on: August 10, 2012, 06:06:59 pm »
That's one badass fucking fractal
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