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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 357164 times)

zacen299

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1980 on: June 11, 2013, 10:36:24 pm »

O.K this might seem insane, but take off all my clothing and gear and leave it in a pile at the side by side doors then body slam the absorbing wall REALLY REALLY HARD. HULK SMASH! (What I can't think of anything else right now)
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1981 on: June 11, 2013, 11:08:00 pm »

Go into the same room as him. This is comedy gold in the making. Get imaginary popcorn and lawnchair as well.
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« Reply #1982 on: June 11, 2013, 11:24:30 pm »

O.K this might seem insane, but take off all my clothing and gear and leave it in a pile at the side by side doors then body slam the absorbing wall REALLY REALLY HARD. HULK SMASH! (What I can't think of anything else right now)
You slam into the wall, which gives way and reforms behind you like pudding. As you tumble through the gooey fabric of the wall you are covered in smothering stone goo... and then you find yourself in a stone hallway on the other side! Oh wait... this hallway lets out over a 100 foot deep pit trap... [3+5,] Yikes. Struggling to gather your wits after passing through the wall, you fall to your death. *10 damage*
Go into the same room as him. This is comedy gold in the making. Get imaginary popcorn and lawnchair as well.
Sadly, the fun part happened on the other side of the wall, but you could still hear the scream and the splat. Fun.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1983 on: June 11, 2013, 11:27:34 pm »

*Slow Clap*
Let's open the door in this room, now, shall we?
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« Reply #1984 on: June 12, 2013, 12:15:40 am »

Hey at least I know it kills me now :P . That's why I left my gear behind. Now that I mention it. Revive again outside the dungeon (as usual) come inside to pick up my gear and follow flameboy because I'm out of ideas.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1985 on: June 13, 2013, 11:53:30 pm »

Sorry, which door are you headed towards?
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1986 on: June 14, 2013, 09:00:36 pm »

The unopened one, in the room Zacen originally went in.
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« Reply #1987 on: June 14, 2013, 09:12:57 pm »

The unopened door is the one in the room you went in. Mine was the one with the blank stone wall I fell through.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1988 on: June 14, 2013, 09:32:22 pm »

Actually, all doors are open. The other one leads to another blank stone wall with phasing properties.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1989 on: June 14, 2013, 09:42:54 pm »

Oh. Well, I nominate Zacen for running into the wall of the other room.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1990 on: June 15, 2013, 01:14:27 am »

Isn't it your turn to die? Sure I'm functionally immortal but goddamn it still hurts to die. Shove Flame through the new wall as hard as I can (I bet it'll be safe but still I stick to my morals namely being a dick to everyone else :P )
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1991 on: June 15, 2013, 12:36:02 pm »

Oh, fine. Killstabby's got to die at some point or another.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1992 on: June 15, 2013, 02:14:10 pm »

With a sudden and heavy shove, The warrior goes hurtling through the wall, which as before gives way like rock-pudding.
You land on the other side, in a hallway that extends to the right, with a door to the left. The floor seems solid beneath you, and you don't seem to be dying.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1993 on: June 15, 2013, 11:08:35 pm »

I think the door is a deathtrap. So, open the door!
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1994 on: June 22, 2013, 07:10:38 am »

Disappointingly, the door does not kill you. Beyond it is another hallway.
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