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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 538773 times)

Splint

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You can go ahead and sign me up for a dwarf. I'd prefer military, so I can say when that dwarf dies they died like a badass.


Knowing my luck though I'll get turned into a zombie or something.

Name: Splint
Profession: Swordsdwarf preferably.  Gender doesn't matter because if I do anything I'm going to disregard it. If not a swordsdwarf, than anything is fine. I'll probably die hideously shortly after dorfing regardless. For once I'll be able to keep up with this mess. :P

ThatAussieGuy

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I started this godawful hole in the ground.  I have managed to make us a safe little hovel, though we seem to have a large aquifer.  Good for giving me power i can exploit, but bad in that it seems to span the entire site.  We'll need to import, or steal, stone from caravans to get around this sucker with screwpumps if it covers the entire map

Good news:  Two of the Starting Seven are dead.  Undead Ravens came to play.  Thankfully, through my new Burrow designation, I have locked the remaining five inside where they're present safe and blistering away in peace.  Aside from the horrible pustules blistering all over their bodies, they're pretty happy.

I take that back - they're all goddamn miserable.  It's a wonderful place.  I see great things in this fort's future.  Great, great things.  Honestly though, if the site had had accessible stone, I'd have been able to start a few engineering projects for you guys to continue.  Just the basic power plant and self-filling well.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 06:33:10 am by ThatAussieGuy »
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ThatAussieGuy

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I'll do a full post tomorrow sometime.  I played for a few hours and I'm already certain the surviving five are probably gonna die horribly. 

edit:  On the matter of dorfing, I'll do them if anyone turns up to the fort and actually makes it safely inside.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 07:48:49 am by ThatAussieGuy »
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Phlum

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hmm this is sounds cool

I'll take a dorf

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Profession: hopefully an engraver. would be awsome to have my name written all over the fort, if it lives that long.

[edit] AHH wait, is this a succsession fort!? (reads turn list*) so it is. im not signing up am I? 
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 07:52:22 am by Phlum »
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Bates

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Requesting dorfage!
Name: Bates
Profession: Military, preferably Axedwarf
Profession Name: Innkeeper
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Newbunkle

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If it's cool I'd like to be dorfed too: Newbunkle - any occupation, with the custom profession Annoying Doomsayer (or just Doomsayer if it sounds better). Yep, I wanna be the dwarf screaming that we're all gonna die. I fully expect to get bludgeoned to death by my irritated comrades.

Edit: Formatted for easy reading.

Name: Newbunkle
Profession: Annoying Doomsayer (no specific job request)
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Teneb

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Great to see some already died in the first turn. I'll update the OP with the new requests now.


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[edit] AHH wait, is this a succsession fort!? (reads turn list*) so it is. im not signing up am I?
Do you want to sign in? I can't really tell by your question.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 09:38:33 am by Deathsword »
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Oh God. I need to go read Hellcannon to get caught up.
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Hooray, I can actually be a part of this!
Anyways, Yes, a dorf request is this, Name "Dinjoralo", Title "Suck-Haver", all else can be left to the dorfer.
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Phlum

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EDIT:
[edit] AHH wait, is this a succsession fort!? (reads turn list*) so it is. im not signing up am I?
Do you want to sign in? I can't really tell by your question.

No I don't want a turn.
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CatalystParadox

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If you haven't dwarfed me yet, I'd prefer one with somewhat above average thrill-seeking/risk taking, and at least  "put off by authority and tradition" if not moreso as personality traits.  If that's not possible I understand, just hoping for a dwarf who seems inclined toward chaos.  More so than average.
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If you haven't dwarfed me yet, I'd prefer one with somewhat above average thrill-seeking/risk taking, and at least  "put off by authority and tradition" if not moreso as personality traits.  If that's not possible I understand, just hoping for a dwarf who seems inclined toward chaos.  More so than average.
You are part of the starting seven, so a bit too late for that.
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Well this has just started wonderfully.
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Volfgarix

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Why I'm not in Dorfing list? :[
Need nick change or something?
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Teneb

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Why I'm not in Dorfing list? :[
Need nick change or something?
I just missed you. It's there now.
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