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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 555531 times)

Dinjoralo

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1530 on: April 08, 2013, 10:03:29 pm »
Guys, I was reading through Hellcannon and managed to find this:
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 06, 2012, 03:01:21 am
Battlefailed IV will certainly be full of !!FUN!! and built out of the skeletal remains of the deceased!
Damnit, we need to live up to our old expectations! My first two moves as overseer: Find a way to ready our undead FB army, and make that our only defense against the outside world. Maybe even in that order.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1531 on: April 08, 2013, 10:51:02 pm »
Ah man I posted that more than a year ago and completely forgot about it during my turn!

Count Eric has mandated the construction of certain goods

bone blocks 0/3450
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1532 on: April 09, 2013, 08:39:56 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 08, 2013, 10:51:02 pm
Ah man I posted that more than a year ago and completely forgot about it during my turn!

Count Eric has mandated the construction of certain goods

bone blocks 0/3450


I can't believe I didn't start making bone blocks when I was overseer.   :(
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Quote from: Akura on May 21, 2013, 06:25:53 am
"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Quote from: nogoodnames on July 06, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1533 on: April 14, 2013, 07:18:49 am »
Any progress lately?
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Quote from: Akura on May 21, 2013, 06:25:53 am
"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Quote from: nogoodnames on July 06, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1534 on: April 14, 2013, 07:19:26 am »
The curse claims another.
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Quote from: Temporarily9 on March 29, 2013, 01:46:54 am
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1535 on: April 14, 2013, 10:45:25 am »
Quote from: Spish on April 14, 2013, 07:19:26 am
The curse fortress claims another.
Fixed that for you.
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Quote from: Strategia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am
Quote from: Darvi on November 15, 2011, 03:00:44 am
Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1536 on: April 14, 2013, 11:09:57 am »
So the guy we waiting on run outta time?
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Quote from: SethCreiyd on October 07, 2011, 03:49:24 am
And hey, fps rose from 4 to 12 from all the death.  That's good, right?

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1537 on: April 15, 2013, 09:14:17 am »
It's been a week since we last knew of him, and he hasn't logged in since the 7th of this month.
Someone PMs him, or what?
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Quote from: Strategia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am
Quote from: Darvi on November 15, 2011, 03:00:44 am
Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1538 on: April 15, 2013, 09:49:54 am »
Sorry for the delay... Needless to say that life gets hectic this time of year, but my desktop had a minor implosion that has finally been repaired (the parts arrived this morning). I will try to update soon if you'll bear with me
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Quote from: PotatoLord on January 19, 2011, 07:18:29 pm
The only dye dwarfs should use is MAGMA. And the only thing dwarfs should dye is ELVES.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1539 on: April 15, 2013, 01:11:44 pm »
Oh yeah. So guys.

Since I've been away for a long time and my time's coming up, in advance of that occasion, could someone bring me up to speed on what's been happening to Andreus the Sort-of-Immortal? Executive summary will be fine.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1540 on: April 15, 2013, 01:14:34 pm »
Ah, I forgot you have a turn. When was your last one, anyway? This should be entertaining.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1541 on: April 15, 2013, 02:26:49 pm »
Quote from: Andreus on April 15, 2013, 01:11:44 pm
Oh yeah. So guys.

Since I've been away for a long time and my time's coming up, in advance of that occasion, could someone bring me up to speed on what's been happening to Andreus the Sort-of-Immortal? Executive summary will be fine.

Spoiler: Firstly, you're a legendary historical figure, if not a saint or demi-god (click to show/hide)

Second, you're a bone battleaxe

Third, you wielded your corpse in battle, married to your enemy Deathsword, and suffocated at the hands of a forgotten beast.

Beyond that, you apparently reincarnated as a child and oversaw the creation of some artifact someone else made. That last mention was in November 2012.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1542 on: April 15, 2013, 02:33:34 pm »
Just grabbed a screenshot from my most recent save:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Deathsword on August 23, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
The miasma caused Sethrist to go miserable and throw a tantrum. During the tantrum he mauled a dog to near-death and that caused his mood to go all the way up to content. Apparently, beating the crap out of dogs is the best way to achieve happiness.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1543 on: April 15, 2013, 03:57:53 pm »
Andreus has a 'very good sense of the position of his own body'? One has to wonder which one...
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - You Require Additional Cannons
« Reply #1544 on: April 15, 2013, 04:45:48 pm »
It's always good to know which end of your axe-shaped body goes where.
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