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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 555917 times)

soulslicerjames

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #240 on: August 27, 2012, 07:25:18 pm »

I have the perfect song for this fort:
(sung to the tune of "row, row, row your boat")

Kill, kill, all your friends,
each and ev'ry[sic] one of them

now if only I could think up of the rest of the lines...
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #241 on: August 27, 2012, 08:03:01 pm »

I have the perfect song for this fort:
(sung to the tune of "row, row, row your boat")

Kill, kill, all your friends,
each and ev'ry[sic] one of them

now if only I could think up of the rest of the lines...

Soulslicerjames cancels create song: interrupted by dwaven axe murderer.
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And hey, fps rose from 4 to 12 from all the death.  That's good, right?

ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #242 on: August 27, 2012, 08:51:16 pm »

So, if you have a mixed biome where only part of the map is haunted and that part is reanimating, does that make the whole map reanimating?

My understanding is that only bodies/parts resting on the haunted portion will reanimate.  Unless you get a necromancer actively coming in and raising things.
That is correct.  Anything dying on the happy side (relatively) will stay dead

Spish

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #243 on: August 27, 2012, 09:28:01 pm »

I must say, this is quite an entertaining run so far. Horrorfailed is certainly living up to its name.

My understanding is that only bodies/parts resting on the haunted portion will reanimate.  Unless you get a necromancer actively coming in and raising things.
Doesn't necessarily have to be on the surface either. Things directly underneath the evil section will also get up and move around. So, theoretically, if you wanted to make something like a room inside the fortress that processes corpses into zombies to be caged and shot out of cannons, you could.
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Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #244 on: August 27, 2012, 09:44:28 pm »

I have the perfect song for this fort:
(sung to the tune of "row, row, row your boat")

Kill, kill, all your friends,
each and ev'ry[sic] one of them

now if only I could think up of the rest of the lines...

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
We're all going to Hell!

Silverlock

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #245 on: August 27, 2012, 09:58:45 pm »

So, theoretically, if you wanted to make something like a room inside the fortress that processes corpses into zombies to be caged and shot out of cannons, you could.

Theoretically . . . yes . . . theoretically . . .
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"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #246 on: August 27, 2012, 10:04:31 pm »

Hey, can you load corpses into minecarts?
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soulslicerjames

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #247 on: August 27, 2012, 10:06:16 pm »

Soulslicerjames cancels create song: interrupted by dwaven axe murderer.

I didn't create it just now, It's been banging around in my head for at least 5 years.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
We're all going to Hell!

Eh, even without the fact of how going to hell is merely a vacation in DF, that just doesn't fit with the first half.  The way it's sung, it's meant to drive the listener towards omnicidal madness.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #248 on: August 27, 2012, 10:17:24 pm »

Let's try this again.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
One slice takes off their heads!

soulslicerjames

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #249 on: August 27, 2012, 10:28:44 pm »

Better, though I'll always have a subconscious drive to find the perfect lines to end it.  Biggest problem is the lack of rhyme, though I must ask where you think merriness comes in.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #250 on: August 27, 2012, 10:58:42 pm »

Better, though I'll always have a subconscious drive to find the perfect lines to end it.  Biggest problem is the lack of rhyme, though I must ask where you think merriness comes in.

What's not merry about omnicide?

ThatAussieGuy

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #251 on: August 27, 2012, 11:02:01 pm »

Better, though I'll always have a subconscious drive to find the perfect lines to end it.  Biggest problem is the lack of rhyme, though I must ask where you think merriness comes in.

What's not merry about omnicide?

There's no-one left to appreciate your merriment

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #252 on: August 28, 2012, 01:36:13 am »

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Please just be a dream...
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #253 on: August 28, 2012, 08:45:16 am »

I have the perfect song for this fort:
(sung to the tune of "row, row, row your boat")

Kill, kill, all your friends,
each and ev'ry[sic] one of them

now if only I could think up of the rest of the lines...


Bloodily, viciously, horribly brutally --
This is how it ends.
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"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - It lives
« Reply #254 on: August 28, 2012, 08:54:58 am »

Roll Roll Roll the cannon
Into the Bat-tle failed....
Watch us die, and then re-rise
This is not a dream
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