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[ThatAussieGuy]

I still think anyone who becomes a zombie shouldn't be redwarfed until the undead version is destroyed.  It'll inevitably end with a zombie overseer passing notes under the door.

I think flooding the cells of the collection is probably a good idea by the way (How do you accidentally flood in only a minor way, anyway?).  It should keep any fliers pinned down in their cell.

[Mr Space Cat]

So what's our population at now? 30s or 40s? Any chance I've been dorfed yet?

Also, I can easily forsee Andreus as being not only the constantly returning bodysnatching meta dorf this fort, but also the dorf who is constantly remade into bone weaponry. It's like he's been promoted.

...and Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs. I nominate we build a minecart railgun that fires them in cages. For !!SCIENCE!!

[ThatAussieGuy]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

[tryrar]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

You foolish fool! You've doomed us all! It will all end in tears Magma!


Oh btw can I get a dorfing for the next sap volunteer for the military? My dorfs almost always are the most badass dorf of the fort (Deathgate), or die hilariously (again, deathgate), often both(Watchgleam)

[Strategia]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

You foolish fool! You've doomed us all! It will all end in tears Magma!

This is Dwarf Fortress, it always ends in magma.

[CatalystParadox]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

You foolish fool! You've doomed us all! It will all end in tears Magma!

This is Dwarf Fortress, it always ends in magma.

Or cats.  Or cheese!  Don't forget cheese.

[Strategia]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

You foolish fool! You've doomed us all! It will all end in tears Magma!

This is Dwarf Fortress, it always ends in magma.

Or cats.  Or cheese!  Don't forget cheese.

Right, I forgot. It always ends in magma, cats, magma and cats, and engravings of dwarves making plaintive gestures towards cheese.

[Phlum]

Spish, by starting that collection now Horrorfailed is going to need to set up some crazy doomsday device using the undead titans/fbs.

Muwahahahahahahaaha

You foolish fool! You've doomed us all! It will all end in tears Magma!

This is Dwarf Fortress, it always ends in magma.

Or cats.  Or cheese!  Don't forget cheese.

Right, I forgot. It always ends in magma, cats, magma and cats, and engravings of dwarves making plaintive gestures towards cheese.

And socks, but the real question is how we started. (got the first pickaxe)

[ThatAussieGuy]

And socks, but the real question is how we started. (got the first pickaxe)

Go have a look at who took the first turn...

[renegadelobster]

Heh heh, awesome. Could you redorf Thaddeus please? Same name, same profession.

[Mego]

And socks, but the real question is how we started. (got the first pickaxe)

Go have a look at who took the first turn...

all according to plan...

[Spish]

Oh god, his turn is done? That means... No. NOOOOooooooooooo!!!!1

Oh well. Better shape than it was in last time I looked at the save I bet. And a pet FB zombie! You are a god, Spish.

Now if we could catch that titan corpse, we could have a VERY lucrative silk industry.

Nope, that was just the Spring report. I'm halfway through the year and there are still 3 more seasons to report on. However, I can confirm the zombie titan does not shoot web anymore

[Teneb]

the justice system believes there was no crime committed. You could also say it's because Deathsword, of all people, is the sheriff.

Nothing to see here citizen, move along.

[Eric Blank]

Nope, that was just the Spring report. I'm halfway through the year and there are still 3 more seasons to report on. However, I can confirm the zombie titan does not shoot web anymore

Ah. That did seem like a fairly small number of major events for a year, I guess. Oops

[StLeibowitz]

That was one season? I am now even more disappointed in the frequency of weird shit that happens in my forts.

Also, I would love seeing the watchtower surrounded by floating trees drawn.