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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 556124 times)

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #960 on: October 22, 2012, 12:32:56 pm »
I see I'm completely useless as a doctor, which is nice.  Just wait until I get out of this bed, and I can start actually practicing.  Bruised toe?  Amputate.  Broken arm?  Amputate.  Gangrene?  Go run some laps, you'll be fine.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #961 on: October 22, 2012, 01:15:48 pm »
Quote from: Deathsword on October 22, 2012, 11:14:36 am
Quick, send me after the vampire! Dwarf justice must be served!
I'll leave that up to Eric for when his turn comes. I'm finding Nex far too useful to be served a hot plate of justice at this moment.

(also, you were replaced by Reason as the sheriff when you died, forgot to mention that)
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Quote from: Temporarily9 on March 29, 2013, 01:46:54 am
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #962 on: October 22, 2012, 01:33:52 pm »
Quote from: Spish on October 22, 2012, 01:15:48 pm
Quote from: Deathsword on October 22, 2012, 11:14:36 am
Quick, send me after the vampire! Dwarf justice must be served!
I'll leave that up to Eric for when his turn comes. I'm finding Nex far too useful to be served a hot plate of justice at this moment.

(also, you were replaced by Reason as the sheriff when you died, forgot to mention that)
Do we have a Hammerer?
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #963 on: October 22, 2012, 01:41:08 pm »
Me, but I'm willing to relinquish the position. Consider it done.
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Quote from: Temporarily9 on March 29, 2013, 01:46:54 am
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #964 on: October 22, 2012, 01:53:05 pm »
Spish, man, your updates always rock.  I had to close my office door due to my laughter.
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Quote from: Akura on May 21, 2013, 06:25:53 am
"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Quote from: nogoodnames on July 06, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #965 on: October 22, 2012, 02:02:54 pm »
Oh, and also: did I survive the FB chase?  Did "Yakey Sax" -- aka the Benny Hill theme -- play in the background as it was going on?
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Quote from: Akura on May 21, 2013, 06:25:53 am
"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Quote from: nogoodnames on July 06, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #966 on: October 22, 2012, 04:35:06 pm »
What was the letter "M" that did so much damage? Was it the zombie titan?

Also, I am inordinately proud of my dwarf right now. She has more kills than my average adventurer, but has faced horrors far worse than any of them ever did :) Great update, too.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #967 on: October 22, 2012, 04:40:50 pm »
Well, I suspect this is going to be a Fun year coming up...
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #968 on: October 22, 2012, 04:49:45 pm »
Yeah, the "periwinkle" M is the zombie titan from before. A masterwork stone hatch cover wasn't enough to keep it down.
Quote from: Silverlock on October 22, 2012, 02:02:54 pm
Oh, and also: did I survive the FB chase?  Did "Yakey Sax" -- aka the Benny Hill theme -- play in the background as it was going on?
Of course you survived. Large room, therefore large chance for survival.
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Quote from: Temporarily9 on March 29, 2013, 01:46:54 am
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #969 on: October 22, 2012, 09:19:51 pm »
Quote from: Spish on October 22, 2012, 04:49:45 pm
Of course you survived. Large room, therefore large chance for survival.

But I have beaten good odds of survival many times in DF, snatching defeat from the (sometimes literal) jaws of victory.


Sample:

<Silverlock>:   You want some of this?  You think you can take me just because you're a titanic eldritch monstrosity steeped in the blood of my ancestors?  Huh?  You want a piece of me?
<FB>:   Graarrr!    <chomp>
<Silverlock>:   . . . Actually, could I have that particular piece back?
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Quote from: Akura on May 21, 2013, 06:25:53 am
"All right boys, let's strike the- *crack* whatthefwarblblub..."
"...Dibs on the pick."
Quote from: nogoodnames on July 06, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
Hidden beneath rusting weapons was a mass of assorted bones. An elf, a goblin, even an ogre. All just waiting for someone to walk by and notice them, like some kind of land mine of horror.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #970 on: October 22, 2012, 10:32:44 pm »
Wait ...

The outpost liason made it in. The surface is zombie free. We have a paint the fort green project going on ...

This is *way* too productive for a Battlefailed fort ...
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Fucking hell man, you aren't just getting the short end of the stick, you're being beaten with it.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #971 on: October 23, 2012, 01:20:10 am »
Quote from: NCommander on October 22, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
Wait ...

The outpost liason made it in. The surface is zombie free. We have a paint the fort green project going on ...

This is *way* too productive for a Battlefailed fort ...

I am deeply disturbed and frightened. Why are things not going wrong?

Naturally, now that we've pointed that out, everything that could possibly go wrong, along with many things for which going wrong is impossible, will go wrong. And everything will be normal again.
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« Reply #972 on: October 23, 2012, 01:25:17 am »
Log 1 of Dorfitron

Patient: Received.
Identity: Gizogin.
Diagnosis: Fractured bones.
Medical procedure: Commencing.
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*crunch*

Log 2 of Dorfitron

Patient Gizogin status: Degraded.
Estimated increase in treatment time: 1 cycle.
Running emotional procedure: Guilt.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4) - Beware the Aussie
« Reply #973 on: October 23, 2012, 03:13:16 am »
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Quote from: NCommander on October 22, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
Wait ...

The outpost liason made it in. The surface is zombie free. We have a paint the fort green project going on ...

This is *way* too productive for a Battlefailed fort ...

I am deeply disturbed and frightened. Why are things not going wrong?

Naturally, now that we've pointed that out, everything that could possibly go wrong, along with many things for which going wrong is impossible, will go wrong. And everything will be normal again.

Don't worry, once I take the reins I'm sure the fort will start to come apart at the seams. Again.
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« Reply #974 on: October 23, 2012, 04:03:43 am »
Quote from: Mego on October 23, 2012, 01:20:10 am
Quote from: NCommander on October 22, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
Wait ...

The outpost liason made it in. The surface is zombie free. We have a paint the fort green project going on ...

This is *way* too productive for a Battlefailed fort ...

I am deeply disturbed and frightened. Why are things not going wrong?

Naturally, now that we've pointed that out, everything that could possibly go wrong, along with many things for which going wrong is impossible, will go wrong. And everything will be normal again.

Quit it, you'll jinx the jinx...  wait a minute.

Is that how Horrorfailed will break reality this time around?

Infinite Murphy's Law recursion?



...Uh oh.
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