Since it's probably going to be a while before I get out any sort of written update, here's a list of the newly dorfed to tide you over.
Ooh, migrants? If any make it to safety, I'd quite like to be re-dorfed. Do we have a CMD? If not, I'll take the job. Medical skills optional. Profession name of "Rawmancer", as per usual.
Well what a crazy coincidence. You were the first to respond, and also the first to be dwarfed...
...as a blind, paralyzed, disease-ridden zombie victim with little-to-no medical experience. Just the kind of CMD this fort needs!
And you have a strange fangirl obsession with Kar Puwuncobii for some reason. I didn't even know it was possible for other dwarves to appear in "likes."
Eric, epic mason and aspiring overseer.
Phlum McOnBreak. Master engraver, competent axedwarf, adept liar, and adequate dyer.
GoombaGeek. Our only decent appraiser, therefore broker by default.
Nexusv, our new bookkeeper/cook, who happens to be the former leader of some insane cult.
And the god she worships...
Yeah, she's... kind of a creep. Doesn't help that she's older than dirt. Clean-shaven... does that mean she's basically bald?
Thaddeus, a terrible excuse for a hammerdwarf who makes up for it by being ridiculously buff. Also a Great Comedian.
Dark_T_Zeratul, Great Butcher who will be drafted as an axedwarf. Also quite buff.
EmeraldWind. Great Marksdwarf, Great Dodger, Great Animal Trainer, Great Animal Dissector, Great Persuader... just all around Great.
R.I.P. Mr Frog.
Megaman3321, Great Tracker, Great Dodger, High Master Marksdorf
. An unstoppable killing machine.
Dorfitron. Fish Cleaner, and spouse of aforementioned killing machine.
SignHere. Great Weaponsmith, Great Armorsmith, Great Metalsmith. Say hello to our new blacksmith.
Andreus the First (I think?)! Competent Macedwarf and Master Potter. Will be drafted immediately.
The rather inappropriately named rridgway. Skilled axedorf and woodcrafter.
Pyro, dabbling siegemeister.
The name is "Blowsabre" and she's a professional pump operator, yeah.
Tasrak, eccentric wizard. Great clothing designer, great bone carver, great potter, great judge of intent, great consoler. Likes cows for their haunting moos. Also pretty great.
He certainly fits the wizard stereotype.
Triaxx. Great strand extractor and dabbling miner.
Ashsaber. A redshirt in every sense of the word.
Silverlock, local innocent bystander. Adequate lyemaker and dabbling brewer.
Last but certainly not least, our glorious overseer...
Let us take a moment to remember those that fell bravely trying to get inside. Like... Mr frog... who somehow got himself eaten by zombies after everyone was already safely inside the fortress.
And the five or so nameless migrants who all died horrible, gruesome deaths.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have put this much effort into the dorfings. They'll all be dead within a few years.