SPILL OVER. MAKE MARINES CRY OVER SPILLED MILK.
(5) YOU SPILL OVER! YOUR MILKY GOODNESS MIXES WITH THE DIRT! MANLY TEARS ARE SHED!
LET THE ARTILLERY BARRAGE HIT GRIMMJOW NOW!
ALSO, KEEP UP HELLGUN BARRAGE ON THE TRAITORS!
(6) SPLASH 1! SPLASH 2! SPLASH 3! SECOND ARTILLERY STRIKE HITS! GRIMMJOW'S BIZARRE ANTICS CEASE AS HE ASPLODES! THE PLAGUE FATHER IS DISPLEASED AND SENDS HIS HORDES TO WAR!
GRANT BUKITODINOS AVATAR STATUS FOR DELIVERING HEAD MASSAGE
GAIN WORSHIPPERS
(1) YOU PAT BUKITDINOS ON BACK! HAND COMES OUT OF HIS CHEST! SHIT! HORDE OF ANGRY NERDS APPEAR WITH ANTI-WARD PLACARDS!
THROW HEAD AT A HERETIC!
FIND MORE SKULLS, ALSO THROW THOSE! BUT DO NOT THROW BOLTER, BOLTER IS MINE.
(6) YOU THROW THE HEAD AT THE HERETICS! YOU THROW ALL THE HEADS AT THEM! YOU BEGIN THROWING HEADS THAT ARE STILL ATTACHED TO GUARDSMEN! THEY DIED FOR A JUST CAUSE!
DID I KILL RHINO? YES. BECAUSE LONGRANGE FLASHLIGHT OF DOOM IS THAT AWESOME. I HOPE.
(4) YOU DO NOT KILL RHINO! IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO FIND A RHINO YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THE RIHINO! YOU ARE PINNED BENEATH IT!
PISS IN CORAI'S MILK
(4) MANY GUFFAWS ARE HAD AT YOUR PITIFUL STREAM! NEVERTHELESS, ALL SADNESS IS NOW GONE!
USE ULTIMATE METAL BAWKES ATTACK ON CHOAS GODS. BECOME PATRON SAINT OF METAL BAWKESES. ORDER TITANS TO SHOOT GODS.
(2) YOU ARE STILL CRAZY MARINE IN BAWKS! TITAN OPERATORS ARE DISTRACTED BY THE TUPACS!
"Commander Boreale! Enemies are at our perimiter!" "Spess Mehreens! METAL BOXES!"
(5) "SPEHSS MAHRENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUA DOAR! WE KNOH OUA DUTEH AND WE WILL DO EET. WE FAHT FOA OUA HONAH AHS BLOOD MAHGPAHS, AS SPESS MAHRENS, AHND WE FAIGHT IN THA NEHME OF THA EMPRA!"
BLOOD MAGPIE DETACHMENT ASSAULTS THE CHAOS HORDE! WHO IS AT 19F! OOH SHINY!
Cause the ship to launch all of the sewage and raw materials from the septic tanks onto the people fighting down below!
(5) YOU VENT SEWAGE TANKS ONTO BATTLEFIELD! EVERYONE SMELLS FUNKY! NURGLE REJOICES! SOMEHOW MANAGE TO SLOW DESCENT! WHAT!
FIRE MORTAR AT CHAOS MARINES
THEIR BRAND OF HERESY IS EXTRA-HERETICAL, AND PROVE THAT MY DEEP-SET PARANOIA ABOUT THE OTHER CHAPTERS IS LOGICAL
(6) MORTAR IS FULLY AUTOMATIC! WHAT! CASUALTIES ON ALL SIDES! ALL OF THEM!
I will now put on skinny jeans, and try to grab the e attention of Slanesh. Hopefully it/he/she will get jealous and kill itself.
(5) THOSE SKINNY JEANS LOOK FINE ON YOU SOLDIER! YOU GAIN THE ATTENTION OF SLAANESH! HE SENDS DAEMONETTES TO DESTROY SKINNY JEANS AND RESTORE ORDER!
Harness the powers of the pantheon Ayy-Cee Dee-Cee to destroy Tupac!
(6) THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH OPEN AND THE LOST GODS OF ACY-DECEE RISE UP! ALL ROCKA BOYS IN THE SECTOR DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS IN THE NAME OF ROCK! DA ORKZ ARE 'ERE!
HONOR FALLEN TUPAC WORSHIPPER THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW, BY CAUSING SENSELESS DESTRUCTION FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
(1) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! YOU CONTINUE TO SHOUT AS YOU BISECT YOURSELF WITH YOUR CHAINAXE! GUARDSMEN WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!
(1) IMPERIAL NAVY PROVES COMPETENCE BY APPROVING NUCLEAR STRIKE ON SPACE MARINE STRIKE FORCE! ICBMS INBOUND!
(6) SCOUT TITANS SNAP OUT OF IT AND OPEN FIRE ON THE GROWING, WRITHING, MANY-COLOURED CHAOS HORDE!
(2) ALL MAJOR GODS OF CHAOS ARE INVOLVED NOW, EXCEPT ONE! MALAL MANIFESTS AND BEGINS TO WRECK SHIT!
SO MANY DAEMONS! SO LITTLE TIME!
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