Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10

Author Topic: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!  (Read 21963 times)

NobodyPro

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« on: August 20, 2012, 06:40:49 pm »

A Huge British Man stands before you and britishly says:

BATTLE BROTHER! WE MUST ADVANCE ON GRID POSITION 19F!

What do?
Logged

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 06:41:57 pm »

BE ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Putnam

  • Bay Watcher
  • DAT WIZARD
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 06:42:45 pm »

ADVANCE ON GRID POSITION.... 19E!

UltraValican

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Man aiming to be a Man!
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 06:43:36 pm »

WHERE ARE THE HERETICS BROTHER? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HERETICS!
Logged
Would you rather be an Ant in Heaven or a Man in Hell?

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 06:43:59 pm »

Argue about the rules.
Logged

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • Warlock of Deals
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2012, 06:46:15 pm »

CALL UP BROTHER.

GO BOWLING.
Logged
*logs into the dark net* "dark BadDragon show me illegal buttplugs"

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2012, 06:48:10 pm »

BECOME THE BEST GM IN HISTORY
Logged

crazysheep

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:fluffy wool]
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2012, 06:50:02 pm »


SPESS MEHREEN AT YOUR COMMAND
WHERE ARE THE HERETICS BROTHER? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HERETICS!
Logged
"Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, for there's nothing a kid can't do."

bukitodinos

  • Bay Watcher
  • IM FUCKING DEAD WOOOOO!
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2012, 06:52:52 pm »

EAT SHIRT! PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND EAT UNDERWEAR AFTER!
Logged
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
---
Put the flag in the martini and were done!
siggy!

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • Not having personal text in currentyear
    • View Profile
    • Realtalk for a second
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2012, 06:59:04 pm »

KILL MAIM BURN!


Wait a second...
Logged

Cake
Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

mcclay

  • Bay Watcher
  • Its me, Angerus, from TV
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2012, 07:04:47 pm »

GET IN SOME METAL BAWKSES! ALSO BE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
Logged
I'm back bb.

NobodyPro

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2012, 07:06:38 pm »

BE ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME.
(1) YOU FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY!

ADVANCE ON GRID POSITION.... 19E!
(1) YOU LEAD THE SQUAD IN WRONG DIRECTION! HEADING TOWARDS 17M!

WHERE ARE THE HERETICS BROTHER? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HERETICS!
(3) YOU GRAB A NEARBY MARINE AND SHOUT AT HIM! CHAPLAIN TRIES TO CALM YOU WITH LITANIES OF HATE!

Argue about the rules.
(2) OTHER MARINE IS GREY KNIGHT! RULES DO NOT APPLY TO HIM!

CALL UP BROTHER.

GO BOWLING.
(1) YOU CALL YOUR BATTLE BROTHERS FOR BOWLING! TAKEN BY INQUISITION FOR MENTAL EVALUATION!

BECOME THE BEST GM IN HISTORY
(6) YOU ARE BEST GM! TZEENTCH IS JEALOUS! TELEORTED TO INFINITE LABYRINTH TO TEST YOUR WORTH!

SPESS MEHREEN AT YOUR COMMAND
(3) YOU SQUAD OF GUARDSMEN VETERANS!

EAT SHIRT! PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND EAT UNDERWEAR AFTER!
(4) YOU MANAGE TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOUR CERAMITE CHESTPLATE THANKS TO YOUR BETCHERS GLAND!
(4) YOU PUNCH YOUR SERGEANT IN THE FACE! HE ASSUMES IT IS FROM HERETIC SMALL ARMS FIRE! ALL IS WELL!
(6) YOU SLOWLY CONSUME ALL THE ARMOUR ON YOUR LOWER BODY! INSIDES FEEL LIKE PAIN! PAIN IS GLORY!

KILL MAIM BURN!


Wait a second...
(3) YOU FIRE YOUR BOLTER INTO THE SURROUNDING AREA WITH RIGHTEOUS ENTHUSIASM! INQUISITOR GLANCES AT YOU!

GET IN SOME METAL BAWKSES! ALSO BE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
(2) YOU PACK YOURSELF INTO NEARBY METAL CRATE AND ANGRILY MUTTER TO YOURSELF!

(2) YOU CONTINUE ON TOWARDS 17M!
(5) YOU SEE ENEMY FORCES ARE THERE ANYWAY

ENEMY SIGHTED: THIRTY CULTISTS AND A ROGUE PSYKER


Spoiler: PLAYER STATUS (click to show/hide)
Logged

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2012, 07:08:06 pm »

BECOME KOBOLD. RUN AWAY FROM BATTLE.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

UltraValican

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Man aiming to be a Man!
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2012, 07:12:11 pm »

Politely, ask who we are fighting. THEN PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.
Logged
Would you rather be an Ant in Heaven or a Man in Hell?

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • Warlock of Deals
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2012, 07:14:08 pm »

PROVE NON-INSANITY THROUGH SONG AND DANCE NUMBER.

GRAB RANDOM WEAPON AS PROP.

FIRE PROP REPEATEDLY
Logged
*logs into the dark net* "dark BadDragon show me illegal buttplugs"
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10