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Author Topic: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD: Task 1 Turn 4: BARBIE GIRL  (Read 4387 times)

Spaghetti7

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EverSim: An all encompassing RTD: Task 1 Turn 4: BARBIE GIRL
« on: September 04, 2012, 10:33:57 am »

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear." A voice appears in your cubicle. "Another batch o' recruits for th' EverSim, eh? Well, despite our selection, it looks like anoth'r generation o' weaklings. We'll try and get six of ya' through this training for the Institute, but I ain't promising nuthin', especially if yer anythin' like the last lot."
You hear some faint whispering.
"Oh yeh, where's that piece a' paper you want me t' read? Ah." The voice goes monotonous and slow, the speaker obviously bored.
"You shall be tested on your strength of character, heart and determination through this wonderful machine. The EverSim 3tx-2000...yeah yeah, blah... Can take you to any moment in time, past or future, in any situation, and is operated by the most devious mind in this whole facility. Previous test have seen recruits sent in to the Battle of Hastings to protect King Harold II, to the future to prevent the invention of hyperspace drives, and even, in the most trying of tasks, to prevent themselves being born." The normal voice returns to the speaker.
"Yeah, yeah... And that's about it. Basic'lly, we're gonna throw you inta' stuff where you'll be quickly slaugh'ered, and the best six of you 'orrible lot'll have to deal with this fing we've gotta get dun. May tha' Lord 'elp us all."
The voice cuts out.
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« Last Edit: September 30, 2012, 11:46:17 am by Spaghetti7 »
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [0/12]
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2012, 10:41:57 am »

I'M IN!!!!!!! PLEASE!
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [0/12]
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2012, 10:42:56 am »

I'M IN!!!!!!! PLEASE!
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [1/12]
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2012, 10:55:14 am »

IN!


(Never hurts to copy formatting, right?)
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [1/12]
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2012, 10:58:39 am »

IN!
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [3/12]
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2012, 11:05:11 am »

In.
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [1/12]
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2012, 11:14:15 am »

In.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [5/12]
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2012, 11:47:54 am »

In! :D
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [6/12]
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2012, 11:54:12 am »

WOAH OH
(skip to 1:35 if low on time)
« Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 12:02:22 pm by Spaghetti7 »
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [6/12]
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2012, 11:56:21 am »

In.

And Spaghetti, that's a .jpg. I don't think you can skip around through time on it.
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [6/12]
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2012, 12:01:56 pm »

In.

And Spaghetti, that's a .jpg. I don't think you can skip around through time on it.
Oh, teat. :D That was my last copy, not the one I wanted. Hold on. Fixed it.
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [7/12]
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2012, 12:11:20 pm »

Meh. I prefer You Give Love A Bad Name.
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [7/12]
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2012, 12:30:40 pm »

Meh. I prefer You Give Love A Bad Name.
Well we were halfway there, but now we're not. So it was relevant. :P
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [7/12]
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2012, 12:32:05 pm »

IN!

This looks like a lot of fun.
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Re: EverSim: An all encompassing RTD [7/12]
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2012, 12:34:14 pm »

IN!
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