Drunk Fortress is pretty much what it sounds like: Everybody plays a year while taking careful notes and screenshots... Inebriated. Welcome to Hell and enjoy your play.!!DRUNKFORT!! Rules:
1.) Pregame your year by drinking. Drink until you feel you are unquestionably inebriated.
2.) Start your post by telling us how much you consumed before starting.
Pictures of beverages welcome, but not necessary.
3.) Try to dorf all of those who wish to be dorfed and haven't been yet; all undorfed past Overseers should be dorfed as well.
4.) Write out your log as you play while taking screenshots; try to limit this to ONE post in the thread
, otherwise it gets cluttered and hard to follow! Drink at your leisure. Whenever you finish a drink, let the reader know by writing about it in the post. As you write in the log, don't worry about typos or grammar too much... You're drunk. Try to make sure it's understandable, though, or that you have a lot of accompanying screenshots.
5.) Finish out your year, save, and upload to DFFD. Total your number of drinks at the bottom of your post
, along with a link to the new file save. You may make a drunken statement or quote in the last line for posterity, hilarity, and flavor.
6.) If you completed the year, instate one rule to be followed by future overseers of the same fort
; they will all need to drink when this rule is violated or happened upon. Every consecutive rule lasts until the fort collapses--reclaims don't currently count for cumulative rules of past forts.
7.) Drink lots of water and take a nap.Current Overseers [Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle]:
*Year One: Bogwedgle
Year Two: Shoruke
*"Year" means "turn" in most instances of drunken buffoonery. Year Two: Shoruke's Turn
Current World (42.04)Current Embark (42.05)
Yeah, a dwarf fortress played by humans trying to be dwarves. You can guess who I'm voting for. Inducted by a voting landslide into the Hall of Legends! Thank you all so much!We've been Troped! !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! TV Tropes PageSometimes--just sometimes--an adventurer is stupid enough to visit past !!DRUNK FORT!! sites. Scruffy is that adventurer."I love ghosts!" Episode 1"What in the holy hell was I thinking?" Episode 2A .pdf is being compiled by Scruffy, which cuts out the chatter in between Year posts. You can find it here!Memorable Quotes:
This is Hell. I'm in Hell.
I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.
The siege is broken! We are victorious!!!!! Also, the exterior of the fortress continues to burn.
nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
-This fort l÷ooks like it was made sobre.
dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room
there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is
What was I doing?
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down
Here's the save. No progress has been done since last update, since I was sleeping.
Wrex killed by zombie wrex
The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!
This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.