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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 578668 times)

Ruhn

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1035 on: December 05, 2012, 12:55:46 pm »

Rules could be fun, but I have no idea if I could remember what to do while playing a turn.

No ETA on my next turn yet.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1036 on: December 05, 2012, 05:25:27 pm »

I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1037 on: December 05, 2012, 05:31:54 pm »

I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)

On a wednesday. Destructive, to say the least. Then again, I'm noy really one to speak.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1038 on: December 05, 2012, 05:34:36 pm »

I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)

On a wednesday. Destructive, to say the least. Then again, I'm noy really one to speak.
I have a holiday tomorrow. Wednesdays are a traditional drinking days for finnish university students anyway.
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Et tu, Urist

AustralianWinter

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1039 on: December 05, 2012, 05:39:03 pm »

Cheers to you, then! Drink up, and watch yourself. Drunk fortres does things to your head.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1040 on: December 05, 2012, 05:40:17 pm »

Cheers, Scruffy!  Go for it!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Drunken Symphonies of Destruction]
« Reply #1041 on: December 05, 2012, 06:11:36 pm »

Scruffy, my main man:

Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink.  If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning  :P )  So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral.  Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.

If this is something you can abide by, include this rule and let us know how it works out! Good luck, my Finnish friend!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1042 on: December 05, 2012, 06:29:42 pm »

Wonderful! I was contemplating a bump just for the sake of bumps. Nice to see it's not dead :D
My weekends haven't organized themselves correctly for a DF turn. This coming one won't either. Maybe the one after that though.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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« Reply #1043 on: December 05, 2012, 06:35:39 pm »

No posts for who ,knwos how lkong and now half sa dozen of em? nice

I two bottles of 22% glögg (I think that you english speaking folk call it mulled wine or something) have already drunk half a bottle.
Started in Moonstone, plauing till moonsetone
From now on:  One large gulp for each dead dorf.

1st Limestone
A strange fort.
Ordered more palts to be harvested. we have 10 seewds
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Started severing the cliff from the outside area like clover seems to have already stared doing.
This stuff stantse horrible cold. I shjouild warm it up.

24th Limestone
Migrants! Darn hboes! Coming to our fort and wanting to drink our booze! take a pick and make yerselves useful darn it. New suicide squad!
Assigened random labors to those lazy bastaz<e.
Ooops, collapses. only a few broken bones.

Something smothing Timber
Beds.
We are pfrucing mugs? MUgS!?!
Stareted the glass indyustry.
What coulds we do with glass?
Caravan! Selling ,uigs. So many mugs!

22th Timber
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Magma! Praice the idiot miners (who are soon to die anyway) Yay cheap migrant labor!
Candy? CANDY! Papa needs a new pair of axes!
Being real careful with the candy. Bahm wamr stones constanty interripting.
Water! The map has an ocean! Know what tahsts means? Obsidian!
Staretd designing pimpstacks. I hipe I remember how to do this..

Moonstone
Only had 900 wirht of useless junk and mugs.
Cbeese! bought so much cheese! yes!
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want more cheese! More!
Deconned the depot. We dont like those creepy elves anyway!

Moonsetone something
wait, those were dorfs. Well, no biggie.
Cgheese! So much chese!

Opal
We have an ovena. Know what that means? Obsidian farms!
Statted a pimpstack.
We need a power generatorl. I hipe Iäm sober enought to build one withoug leaks. Sure I am!
We have gkass! Pump mats! Aye!
Clover, sorry if my stack screwad your designs. It wilsl be worht it!
Tja river feezers! IT FREEZES! Horrors!
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Will try to dig throiw the ice. I hpe smootherd ice doesnt melt
I konw the candy is hot. Keep digging darn it!
Pumpstand hole goins sa planned.
Oops

26th Opal
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Bloody hell. It melts in Opal! Midwiunter! Smoothed Ice melts!
Many dowfs drowned including wrex and australian.
Have to take som nay drinks

Obsidian
The salmosn are swarming aorund their drowned corpses!
Dorfs are unhappy about lozign theif friends.
BVridge almost finished.
Half ouf our minlitia have babies. Misko is one of the fleshy baby meat shiedls
Siquon sstarthed having a fetish dor his spear.
Scruffy is tattrumsing
ewnet berserls and has bpick! Eep
Jrervill attacks the milita commander!

Granite
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EDIT: Sorry, The picture seems to be from 1 level too low. Scruffy is hanging around in a sealed shore without any access to the fortress. Check the save and find the corpse if you want to see the position (though it has been dug into so it has access to the fortress by the point hte save was made.)
Bersekr scruffy has been hanging around in the caveraersn for a mohtn
Clover got her own room for bookreeping.
Im gonna screw the piump pimps so hard. Stack, here we come
Militia still cant reach scruffy. How did he get ther? The anly way is swimming!
Redorved the deda
Crundles! Crudles! Must kikll em

26th Granite
Migrants. Playing thlss aytum.
Me bottle's gone.I can't do it.  I can't cope.  We're going at the speed of
  light.  Me bottle's gone.  (Holly, red dorf. Need the seocnd bottle)

Slate
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Clover whe nt moody
Dug access to scruffy to loot his corpse.
Jervill seems to be utterly mad.
I needmores dirk. drinka

Felshit
Generator amlmost finished
Deth to tha crudles!
Must flood da caverns!
That wll be my next objectice!
Bluemagic blopped uut another baby. More shields is alwasys good!
Elves! bloody hippies! Myust kill em and burn their stiff woodies,!

Hematite
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Killed the elveas. That should steach e m nmot to come aournd here!
I love the glass s
Australiann keeps haunting hte bedrooms. He is a bedroom ghoist. Voyer! Burn the ghsost!
I hope I dont need t o drink for aach dead farwsm animal. a dozen dead already
Crazy jewrvill keeps blöocking clonstructions!
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Da generatosr! they are working!
Forgot to build and off swirtch. Plus they are "slighty" löeaking but no biggie. we hav a door to block it.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2012, 08:41:04 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1044 on: December 05, 2012, 06:40:59 pm »

It's

It's

BEEEEUUUuutifuul.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1045 on: December 05, 2012, 06:44:24 pm »

Gløgg. I have no idea what our ancestors were smoking when they came up with that horrible tradition. (Probably nothing, seeing as they didn't have tobacco and all.)

I really admire your efficiency Scruffy. Compared to my chaos, you're actually doing good, useful work (despite killing everyone, but that's all fair and acceptable).

DRINK UP
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« Reply #1046 on: December 05, 2012, 06:57:03 pm »

That was a highly entertaining read. The ladies in the other corner of the room are giving me funny looks, now, though since I was giggling all the way through it. Suppose I better not attempt to hit on them now. Damnit.
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« Reply #1047 on: December 05, 2012, 07:32:59 pm »

5 more pumps and we hac magfsm
Glösgg is starting to taste good evens gcold. Cedond bottle half done
Mamgma forges and other fun. Candy weps.
One dorf fieldiwn a bbaby in one hand and a candy spear in other. Epic d0orfiness
Migrants

Never coudl have done this woutht 2 glass fornaces working full time. The stack si finished.
TRhat was what half of hte dorf were doing for hte year- Time for obsidian
And to flood da crudlas! Deth to tha crudnles!
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We have a va,pire!
The vampire is SCruffy the 2nd! Traiter! He had 2 elf kills frrom the caravan! Horrifyuisn
The stack. it Is working!" Such a mes of graears and assemblies.

20th Galena
The last 2 pimps not functuoning
Jus afew days lefdt. Must finish

3th Limestone
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It is finuieshed!
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Sorrfy for taking 2 exctra days :P bah



For the next overseer:
Watch out for bot th the water and magma. Btith are very close to the mains stairway and about. /waeet held back by one wooedn door.)

Edit: erm, he magma is leakign but I forgot to buyild an "off" switch so it will keep flowint until somethint is decooned. Oops  :o
Can't beleive i actually got i t working. 33 layers or so
« Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 05:15:19 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1048 on: December 05, 2012, 07:35:39 pm »

I laughed so hard when I read the part about the "2 pimps not functioning"  :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1049 on: December 05, 2012, 07:35:57 pm »

When you get time, be sure to post some screenies and the link for the save file!

Also, you can make up a rule at your leisure, as outlandish as you wish :D
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