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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1065 on: December 08, 2012, 11:06:40 pm »

It's on.
Got a bottle of absolut mandarin, my favorite!
Bout to take shot1. Might livestream it again for giggles.
I need to submit some liquid nitrogen 3770k benchmark results to hwbot, and take more shots, then I'll be DFing :D


Update:
Tipsy.

Pregame log so far:

Pregame:
See my latest post, for easyness of my posting.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1066 on: December 09, 2012, 01:05:20 am »

Hey so, shameful and drinken bump, but I'ma update that last post for a while I think.
If you want to watch, hit refresh a lot.
Feel free to post with advces, tips, harsassment, iudeas, etc.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1067 on: December 09, 2012, 01:07:47 am »

Hey so, shameful and drinken bump, but I'ma update that last post for a while I think.
If you want to watch, hit refresh a lot.
Feel free to post with advces, tips, harsassment, iudeas, etc.

My deepest respect for you, Uh... Do something cool.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1068 on: December 09, 2012, 01:12:25 am »

I can do that, I think.
Is bleeding cool?

Log moved ro this post:

Pregame:
8:25 -  shot1.
8:35 -  shot2. Made mixed drink with 4 shots.
8:49 slightly tipsy, need more. Drink somewhat richer than intended. Also half gone.
8:50 - taking another shot, loading DF game to look around and contemplate. Already have

Perfect Plan for Magma and Trading Depot, Should make Scruffy's requirements pretty easy if

I can make it work.
 
8:53 - I love absolute mandarin. Walking turned out to be more difficult ahn expected.

Still automatically correcting most typocs. Was anyway, that seems to be wearing of.

8:58 (@*#&% I forgot to stir this drink. No wonder the top tasted good. The bottom...

Tastes like a shot.

9:03 - Amazing what stirring will do! Tastes decent now.

9:07 took a shot.

9:16 - good enough, it's game time.

(;22 - Took a shot. Why not?

9:53pm:  Blooding in three places, Absolute cap is easier to remove though. Fucking swedes

and their non-conneceted yweo pirvr vsp on Absolut ottls.

9:59: Actually starting now.


10:00pm:  I'm npot drorfed. This is not good. I should check others

10:01pm: Christ there's a lot pf previous overseers. This could take a bit.
Hey, anyway wantna be dorfed?  have maga on hand here, can't promise it'll even resemble

the normal safety levels. Given the normal safety levels, and the fact that I'm still

bleeding, that's not prosming>

10:03: Oh yeah, took two shoots with the bleeding incident.

10:04: I think I'ma make a new post to alart people to the editing.

10:078pm:  All dorfed are dorf, except me. I'm going to e a blacksmith.  In thieory this

will be sfe, or as safe anything in this operatio. Also, I think I'ma take another shot,

it's ben what, 10 minutes!?  Too long~!  This could end poorly, tomorrow moring. I wonder

what month is it in DF. I should note that.

1010pm:  Oh heym AScryffly's mayor. How I am I supposed to justify my directing things in

story mode?  SCRUFFY I NEED A JUSTIFACTION! i you don't giveme one I'll make i up!

10:11pm: I should try to memorize what the previous overseerers said for rules for

drinking.

10:25pm: Talked to fiance. Took a shot due to music and general inclination. SHould

probably actually start playing sometime here.

10:27pm: Have co,issioned 3 lead minecarrs. Star the hell out of t way dorfs! We need to

compact the wood stockpile somewhat, I assume others too.  Dorfed myself as a glassblower.

Best count attempt it 7th iteration, hence 7/.Bobnova. It's a clever (not really) thing

from ancient Diku based muds. I assume anywa, I actually got it fro Medievia, which I love

dearly and perhaps shoul play from time to time. It's the MUD most worth playing, if

somewhat nerfed regarding death.


10:38: froiend said take shot. Took shot. Not the grestats idea I suspect.
Unrelated: Trying to figure out fortres. I think we need some more door arsound burtchery

and such. Trying to find glass manufacturies.

10:56pm:  Still haven;t found the productive level in the forress. Did mark out place for a

trade depot. Indocrorrectly. Whoops. Need to build some fllods now. hard to dumP LAVA (it's

not magma once it hits the surface, damnit) into the river from the same level as rh warer.

What won't work well I don' think.
Did that make any sense? I'm guessinf no. In any case it's on;y neem ;ike 6 days or so in

DF, this could be a very long turn, given that I've been at it for to hours or more and

I've made it maybe a week in game. Fuck me.
I'm definitely drunk though as half the bttle seems ro hae dissapeared. Go me?

11:16pm:16limestone: (limestom? wtf monthth is that? I'ma ifx the end ofmmy year tp granite

1st to get things back in the 1ear *not 12year like I tytoed originallya0) track. Fck me Im

derunk. half a bottle in a coupole hoursn  turns outnto be a dubiousnidea. Thankfully i

have pretty much the best fiance / ;oife partner ever. Srsbsns that, BEST EVER!  Shes

willing to put up wiht this,. HAPPYT to putn up with it, ever.
QAnwyway ut;s 11L19pm now, an I've aid out a wood stompil equamtuming, Go me>?
I wonder what luimestone is year wse,.
 
121:ppm 21:   7th month. Hell yes, This is good,.

11:43PM- -25th limestone: Still trying to get trade edspot sey up. I shardish,

11:36pm: 2n d sandstolne: This is remarkaible diffiuktl.
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11:39P
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11:345 10th sandston; mIGRANTS>Q    rEALLT>   ? Who; sthat stupuid?

11:47a: curst I'm drunk. In other news it;s 13th sandstone and trade despo tfcontrinues'/'

11:50m - 17=8th sanrstonL O crap, a vampire. This is not good, Picm 4.

12:03am - ohanan. 15th timberL Managed to create a woodworking shoppe to make tables /

chairs to make scruft fror work me as a manager.The bastard refuses to rnn around and amke

i alm good.

12:24am:  early winter:  I did not get far. It's time to pass the hekkll out. I may have

let dorfs down. Plis side: Other than the favampired eatened dorf, nobodymdied! Trorched a

carvan too! Progress?
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nOT REALY sure how these pics go. In order of taken, here they are:













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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1069 on: December 09, 2012, 03:38:31 am »

OK I have no real idea what the hell happened, what time it is, whart planet Im on, or anything lwe.
Other than that I need to go to bed, abdlt.
I think I may it agout 1.9 months in game. esoerry for the poor shower. may hage drank a bit mufh, perhas.
Half a botlr in <2h? Not the greatest plan. Kids, don;t driny this at homr. At work. At schol, or anywhere else.
Ejver.
At a;;.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1070 on: December 09, 2012, 07:00:43 am »

[qoute]10:078pm:  All dorfed are dorf, except me. I'm going to e a blacksmith.[/qoute]

This really cracked me up.

Great update - I don't think you have to worry too much about the time.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1071 on: December 09, 2012, 12:46:28 pm »

Ok so there is a new lever in scruffy's new quarters (in sand/clay, somewhere towards the top I think) that is the Caravan Distillation Device. It distils iron from everything else. The last screenshot is it in action.
It's not overly well sealed, but it could be worse. It doesn't leak into the fortress anyway, that's a plus.
The pump stack I couldn't figure out how to fix.

Really amazed I got the pics and save up last night, I have no memory of doing so.

Finding the vampire would probably be a good idea.

As would providing proper access to the trade depot for caravans. Whoops.

EDIT:
I'm still not sober yet.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1072 on: December 09, 2012, 12:58:36 pm »

I'm still not sober yet.

I.... am not surprised.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1073 on: December 09, 2012, 03:55:15 pm »

Ok so there is a new lever in scruffy's new quarters (in sand/clay, somewhere towards the top I think) that is the Caravan Distillation Device. It distils iron from everything else. The last screenshot is it in action.
It's not overly well sealed, but it could be worse. It doesn't leak into the fortress anyway, that's a plus.
The pump stack I couldn't figure out how to fix.

Really amazed I got the pics and save up last night, I have no memory of doing so.

Finding the vampire would probably be a good idea.

As would providing proper access to the trade depot for caravans. Whoops.

EDIT:
I'm still not sober yet.
You did pretty well for someone so drunk (posted pics, started using the magma for useful purposes and so on;D ). The last time I got so drunk I ended up losing my turn journal, unleashing the last forts hordes of FBs from the caverns, somehow managed to abandon the fortress and finally next morning was unable to remember anything I had done that fatefull night.

Oh, I know who the vampire is.  It is revealed in my turn journal (found the vampire only after having already named it)

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10:56pm:  Still haven;t found the productive level in the forress.
I don't think that we actually even had one.

The missing assembly (destroyed by magma) is in z117, right next to the pump. The next overseer can just stick a assembly between the working assembly and the pump if he/she so chooses.
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« Reply #1074 on: December 09, 2012, 05:58:36 pm »

That explains why I couldn't find it.
Scruffy (the mayor) lacks an office, I dug one out and installed the lever for the distillery, but there was an issue regarding furniture and the lack thereof. That's what got me searching for the production bits. I found something, but it was mostly food if I recall correctly.
I don't think Inod ever started construction, but given that I didn't realize he'd gone fey until I saw the screenshots this morning I may well have missed it.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Two: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1075 on: December 09, 2012, 06:21:39 pm »

drunken posts are clearly the best posts.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1076 on: December 09, 2012, 08:16:25 pm »

Bobnova, have you got a Drunken Decree to pass on to the next Overseer?

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« Reply #1077 on: December 09, 2012, 10:13:29 pm »

Hmm, drink on completion of an artifact :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Three: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1078 on: December 10, 2012, 03:30:23 pm »

I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but did you cut yourself open trying to open a top?  And are you okay?  You mentioned bleeding several times, I worry that your drunkeness is almost as dangerous as Clover Magic's, and that resulted in several trips to the toilet.
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« Reply #1079 on: December 10, 2012, 04:07:51 pm »

I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but did you cut yourself open trying to open a top?  And are you okay?  You mentioned bleeding several times, I worry that your drunkeness is almost as dangerous as Clover Magic's, and that resulted in several trips to the toilet.
I THOUGHT he was talking about the dwarf named after himself--I could be wrong, but that's what it seemed like after the first read-through. The thought is definitely appreciated, Omeganaut!
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