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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1163478 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1140 on: December 16, 2012, 08:02:48 pm »

This amuses me greatly. What a spectacular way to murder the whole damn fortress :P
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IronTomato

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1141 on: December 16, 2012, 08:03:20 pm »

I agree. That was art.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1142 on: December 16, 2012, 08:31:06 pm »

Yes, that was amazing. The curse of four years strikes again!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1143 on: December 17, 2012, 12:11:08 am »

Hehe, I like this fort. Pity I'm only 16 (or thereabouts)

Still, I can has dorfing? As LFTON, a swordsdorf. Please.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four: Symphonies of Drunken Destruction]
« Reply #1144 on: December 17, 2012, 12:25:02 am »

rofl, the dual scruffys of DOOOOOOOM.

I laughed through the whole thing. Another good one :D
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1145 on: December 17, 2012, 03:59:27 am »

Woke up again. Posting the save and pics in a few hours.
A pity that we nolonger have a vampire Scruffy. The murderous ghost Scruffy (born of berserk Scruffy) is still aroud. Someone might want to get rid of him. The other ghosts are mostly harmless. (except for that one howling in the corridors. And the poldergeist duo. And the moaning one. And perhaps the restless ones...)

We have a slight crundle and bat woman problem
Also, we appear to have a slight leak. Mainly just a deep dorfhole flooding all three caverns. May cause some fps issues..

Edit: Uploaded the save

The new rule: The ghosts. They are all my cute little pets. Take a shot for every ghost you unjustly exterminate by making slabs/coffins.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 06:57:40 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1146 on: December 17, 2012, 11:47:41 am »

Assuming I'm not still alive and insane, please dorf me as 8.Bobnova.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Nonsequitorian

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1147 on: December 17, 2012, 12:03:03 pm »

Will be attempting again sometime this thursday/friday/saturday/everyday until the second of january.

German vacations are fucking awesome.

Maybe I'll drink just for this, but I've tried to break my habit of drinking alone. Not good for you.

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1148 on: December 17, 2012, 12:40:36 pm »

Tried reaching this fort in adventure mode but got gutted by a horde of angry goblins while sleeping just outside the fort. Darn it, just a little bit more and I would have survived!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1149 on: December 17, 2012, 01:31:53 pm »

To those who intend to take a turn: I recommend downloading/installing the save now, while you're sober.
Much easier than later when you're drunk :D

Might give adventure mode a shot at getting there, it'd be fun to go through a fortress in adventure mode.

EDIT:
Hey I'm alive and well! That's refreshing. Named correctly too, thanks scruffy :D

Looks like an obsidian plug needs to be plopped on that staircase (how on earth did that happen, anyway?), looks pretty doable though the magma storage chamber at the top has a rather large leak in it. That's fixable easily though.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 01:47:44 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1150 on: December 17, 2012, 02:07:24 pm »

good idea, but you don't want to be stuck with an old update.

I'll do that when I know I'm going to be drunk the same night.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1151 on: December 17, 2012, 02:25:50 pm »

I replace my DrunkFortress save folder every time somebody posts one. Keeps it up to date just in case :P
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

LittleJP

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1152 on: December 17, 2012, 04:38:08 pm »

So, is this a reclaim now?
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In case it wasn't obvious, I do know that dividing by zero is a mathematical impossibility. I do not know, however, how this dwarven calculator would react if anyone attempted the impossible. Please, someone try! xD
If you look back in the thread, some people did try, and they got 8008135, which is significant only in that the digits resemble the letter in "BOOBIES".
And so dwarf fortress solves yet another of lifes great mysteries.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1153 on: December 17, 2012, 04:50:16 pm »

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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1154 on: December 17, 2012, 04:59:54 pm »

So, is this a reclaim now?
Yes and no. My turn had the first reclaim of the current fort. The save already has a nice little dwarf infestation living inside the fort.
Feel free to get drunk and start making your own chapters in our drunken legacy.

Also, I made the site lair so no items get scattered when reclaiming.

Edit: By the way, someone added the caligula to !!drunk fort!!s tvtropes page. I am a bit curious. Who's turn does this describe? We have had quite a few Caligulas ;)
« Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 05:34:36 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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