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[Ruhn]

Why are the war gods dead?!  TreacherY!

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Progress Update:

drunkER fortress Begins
Year One: Demdemeh (+Wife)
Year Two Start: Bobnova
Year Two Winter: Flanderbland
(abandoned)

War Gods Era
Reclaim: Ruhn
Year One Finish: Vyznev
Year Two: Korbac
Year Three Spring: Vyznev
Year Three Finish: Dolwin
3 Days: Stadekxiel
Year Four Spring: Necrisha
Year Four Mid: Stadekxiel

[Impedocles]

I'd like to try my hand at it.  Put me on the overseers list.

[Trif]

There is no list, we play first drunk first served. Just get drunk and get going!

[Bobnova]

Yup, that's how it works.
If you're drunk or actively drinking and nobody is actively taking a turn, it's your turn

[enisea]

I would like to take a turn! I have Russian vodka, Chinese vodka and i'm going to buy some beer (back here in 15 minutes).
How do I upload images?
So, here is the menu:

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Half the beer is for mu husband.
Chinese vodka has some mechanical taste, though it's interesting. Passing to the beer.
Btw, to the right is some home-made blueberry vodka. I'm not sure i'll have some today, but the taste is great.
Trying to drink the beer fast to get to the right condition.
Lost the SD card of my camera somewhere.
The beer starts to do its job, the SD card was in the laptop, the obvious place for it to be.
Russian beer is strong enough, i feel I shall start my turn soon.

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It says "Hunt strong number 1" (which means Hunt knock-down beer), "men understand" and again "strong 8,1%".
Now i'll go get a look at the fortress. The beer is almost finished, so I have had the beer and a little bit of Chinese vodka to start with. I have already unpaused it for a second before the drinks to be sure it works. Now I'll take a look.
The smelters seem uneffective. Need some replanning.
Mu husband took a look at the fort and found an atom powerstation. I've never had one before! He suggest to construct a collider.
The moody dwarf seems to have all he needs. Just needed to remove the siege alert.
The first beer beer has fnished
Renamed Minkot Tosisomething to Farmer/Gem. He is good at that, why use him for something else?
Does someone want to be dwarfed? Tried to search this thread but it's hard to read.
Forbade everything in that water-hell-hole. Where's the craftdwarf's workshop? Need slabs. And, why do we need power in the cemetery?

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Eating a cake and looking at the dwarfs with dwarf therapist.
Renamed some dwarfs according to profession. Why is Kib Thunsomething with almost no skills a squad leader? Going to reform squads.
Edem Litsomething is the new leader of the Geared Waves.
That's it, a vile force of darkness has arrived! It's the 16'th Timber, half-past the second beer. There are hammergoblins and a macegoblin, total 7. Meanvile

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Eleven goblins. I think we can handle that. No bridge-closing (I can't find the lever anyway), the squads meet them just behind the bridge.
Nope, not 7, 15.
Just before the battle:

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Need some vodka before continuing.
Next picture, you can see my vodka and Moscow at night. The darkness is Moscow.

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Made a save just in case.
So, let the great battle begin!
Who's dwarf is Peregar? He doesn't seem to do well in the battle, I hope we will save him. The pther dwarfs seem to be doing well, 11 goblins left.
The goblins are running away!
I am sorry, Peregar is dead. He fought well, don't know why only with an iron shield.

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I'll memorize Peregar with some vodka. Just realized it's not a he but a she.

[Siquo]

This seems promising

[Stadekxiel]

  That alcohol.. Impressive. What's this about an atom powerstation? Oh yea, the bridge lever is directly one z level below the bridge.

[enisea]

That alcohol.. Impressive. What's this about an atom powerstation? Oh yea, the bridge lever is directly one z level below the bridge.

My husband called this the atom powerstation

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Doesn't seem to do anything.

Winter is here! No dwarven caravan, perhaps it cancelled coming due to the siege.
So I began the construction of a nice workshop area to memorize my rule. Also dwarfed myself, took the mayor.

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One undead put to rest. Three left.
Where are the carpenters workshops? I know we have two. Ordered three more built at ground level near the wood stocks. Need bins!
Ordered the caravan way to be floored so we don't get trees growing in the way.
I made myself a cozy home near the brook.
Dwarfed my husband as Invidia
A vile force of darkness has arrived! Again. This time we have goblin bowman, so I will rely on the bridge.
So, the bridge is closed. Looks like everyone is inside. We'll wait till the goblins leave. I think we'll wait till spring and our turn end as well.
It looks like all the dwarfs spend all their time storing items. No iddlers all year round.
I have a small headake. But it's spring soon, and I thing my turn will end at that moment.
So the goblins saw the bridge is risen and sit waiting at the border of the map.

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Spring has arrived! My turn's finished, I think. Here is the save. Going to sleep. Hope the save is ok.

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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7593

Summary: Some minor constructions built, some room dug out, a mood suсcessful, a siege fought and a second one locked out.

Update: Stopped the game like at 2:30 yesterday night. Woke up at 11 a.m. I feel excellent! An old Russian proverb says that beer without vodka is a waste of money. At least, beer with vodka is quite nice. Thank you for the great idea of the drunk game. The idea "first drunk first served" is also nice. Next player, you have the goblins to deal with. And I think the archers squad needs some managing, they didn't seem to shoot at goblins.

[Demdemeh]

Since you didn't mention me, I suppose I must have survived the fight.

[Bobnova]

We made it to sieges! This is amazing!

The power station was intended for my first attempt at a pump stack. The power station worked perfectly, the stack never got finished.
I enjoyed the turn! A fairly productive turn, too.

[Ruhn]

Yay!!  victory!  Death to gobbos!

I believe this is the Spring of year 5, which is perhaps the longest a single fort has gotten.
Keep up the great work, fellow drunks.

[Bobnova]

I...... I may have to take a turn.
I'll need to get more vodka, I seem to be allergic to red wine, or at least this red wine. So much for being a responsible adult with my drinking.

[Bobnova]

It's on.
Supplies:


Opened the fort to look around a bit. WTF!?


First off, WTF is "Ecru"?
Secondly, survivor cat!

[squiddwarf16]

Googled it. Ecru is a kinda light beige type color. It looks kind of like the description text. Have fun!

[Bobnova]

Thanks!

Not nearly drunk enough yet, only ~2.2oz of vodka into this. First one brutalized my throat, something went horribly horribly wrong.
On the other hand, I haven't eaten since... noon? 8 hours ago. There's a frozne (well, not anymore) pizza in the oven to fix that.
While I wait, I'll play BF3 and take a shot every death.
That should fix that problem.
Puizza came outta the oven (this post sat for a while...), it's cooling now.
Third shot down.
Aiming for 1.0 oz shots.


EDIT:
Made it to summer, no issues so far. Killed me some goggbos, borked a siege, though it borked slightly before the Final Trappolution went into Full Retail Production.

At this point, i have to say I'm drunk. Largely because I'm having minor trouble staying in my chair.