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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [The Era of Brokenmugs]  (Read 69956 times)

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1845 on: August 08, 2013, 05:00:00 am »

Hello everyone. I took two turns (well more like 1 1/2 turn) way back then, and am looking to get into this again. Was fun while it lasted.

I am currently living with my parents so more turns of Drunk Fortress is unlikely, however in 3 weeks I shall be able to play again.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1846 on: August 08, 2013, 01:10:37 pm »

Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1847 on: August 08, 2013, 01:46:23 pm »

Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.
Go for it. I hope that those couple beers will be enough since the fort needs a good drunken kick in the nuts
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dwarves, for they are drunken and quick to anger.

Urist McDwarf has given birth to Scruffy. All craftdwarfship is of the finest quality. It is adorned with dwarf leather and dwarf beard. This dwarf menaces with spikes of dwarf nail. On the dwarf is an image of dwarves in kitten bone. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the birth of Scruffy.

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Lovechild

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1848 on: August 08, 2013, 02:11:44 pm »

Yeah it goes hroribly smooth. Will post bigger update soon.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1849 on: August 08, 2013, 02:48:33 pm »

GAME START

Ok, what the fuck i'm i looking at? SOmeone is digging teo tunnels int the middle ifof nowhere. on every single floor.b WHY? I nned another beer,.

On the other hand there is a magma tunnel here and out entrance is conveniiently located in a pit. This opportunity cannot be missed.

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Oh and I'm making my self the mayor of this sorry excuse for a place just so you knwo.

The insane thrree thousand fuckign tunnels project is decommousoned. We are working on the MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT instead!

(shit what did i just wwrite)

I have mandated the construction of a bucket! This shall be done!

Mercahnts need to bring us sttel because we seriously don't have that.

Woah some kid says FUCK SOCIETY. I like him. He made a harp, I mean a guitar for punk riffs.

Huunter interrupted by white stork? Jesus christ dont be a wuss.

Maybe your worried I'm going to drown the fortress in magma bu t don't be. See here my clever system for protesting the fort and draing the magma out.

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I have mandated two buckets. I am the geratet leader ever.

Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.

Its spring. But Im continuing until the MAGMA PROJEKT is fienshed.

CraCKIGN another beer.

The main fortress. See the small lever room up there. It controls MAGMAM PROJAECEK just so you kneow.

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Migrants! Well fuck them. they wont starve until the next ruler anyway.

and the dorfs are just plopping babies everywhere too. This wont end well. for someine else. Oh yeah there are 130 people here now a siege should come at any moment.

A peoisised clotheier. Wel boo fuckinghoo he doesnt get skill increas fro that so why should i care.

Oh shit the fortress is thirsting to death! Why didn't anyone telle me!

TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1850 on: August 08, 2013, 03:07:44 pm »

CONTINUED

Poasesesd guy made a sheep right glove, i mean serosly. Not even any good engravings of dwarves brungin elves and xeath on it.

I mandate the construction of becacelets, it ios hte only way this for t will survisve.!

Oh wait there was something i was supposed to remember

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dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.

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KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.

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I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.

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Well uuh i thuik someone else will have to wrap this up. btw everyone is dying of thirst

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885
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Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1851 on: August 08, 2013, 05:48:43 pm »

I love it, nothing like opening Drunker Fortress to cause another beer to be opened.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1852 on: August 09, 2013, 02:08:53 am »

I'm betting the fort gets flooded with magma next turn...

...oh wait it's already done.

This may be one of the best turns yet, insane drunken rambling by the player at it's finest !
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1853 on: August 09, 2013, 03:55:03 am »

Oh wait there was something i was supposed to remember

dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.

KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.

I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.
Golden. :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1854 on: August 09, 2013, 06:32:05 am »

Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.

I think it's the only thing I accomplished.

Although I guess someone must have been responsible for the three thousand tunnel project.

Oh, and I might try to accomplish nothing again this evening.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1855 on: August 09, 2013, 08:51:28 am »

I will be drinking a bit so i might grab a turn as well (no guarantees tho)
would prolly be around 04:00 CET (05:00 GMT).

if someone else takes a turn first np, but it would be awesome if the save is uploaded quickly just in case :)

Really curious about these thousands of tunnels, dont remember seeing them in my turn or screenies yet.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1856 on: August 09, 2013, 09:31:01 am »

If I have a go, it will be between 21:00 and 01:00 CET and I will do my best at uploading immediately.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1857 on: August 09, 2013, 12:02:23 pm »

It's really easy to miss things that are underground, if we have that many tunnels it is time to start building fallout shelters!  The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.

Also, how can the dwarfs of DRUNK FORTRESS be SOBER right now?Q!!  Not acceptable, everyone take 2 shots immediately.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![some fightingh with a bokokoko]
« Reply #1858 on: August 09, 2013, 01:36:04 pm »

I like where this fort is going.
"Oops, the fort is about to get flooded with magma. Time to end the turn and make it someone else's problem"  ;D Heh heh
Building a magma source directly above the fort is always the best way to make drunk forts interesting

fallout shelters!  The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.
That was a really good and complicated shelter. (Though it caused some drunken lever confusion with so many levers and some temporary well flooding)
Still my favorite drunk fort thus far (Sorry about the FB incidents and accidental abandon back then) Oh and crundles. SO MANY CRUNDLES! Nearly all they ate was crundle tallow biscuits!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dwarves, for they are drunken and quick to anger.

Urist McDwarf has given birth to Scruffy. All craftdwarfship is of the finest quality. It is adorned with dwarf leather and dwarf beard. This dwarf menaces with spikes of dwarf nail. On the dwarf is an image of dwarves in kitten bone. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the birth of Scruffy.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT! ... is Marble magma safe?]
« Reply #1859 on: August 10, 2013, 07:18:19 pm »

No saves from bragod or lawatooshort?
I am pretty much drunk enough to start a turn

edit:i am going to skip just in case that there is a more recent save
« Last Edit: August 10, 2013, 07:25:31 pm by Scruffy »
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Baruk Armok! Urist ai-mÍnu!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dwarves, for they are drunken and quick to anger.

Urist McDwarf has given birth to Scruffy. All craftdwarfship is of the finest quality. It is adorned with dwarf leather and dwarf beard. This dwarf menaces with spikes of dwarf nail. On the dwarf is an image of dwarves in kitten bone. The dwarves are laboring. The artwork relates to the birth of Scruffy.

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