Ok, what the fuck i'm i looking at? SOmeone is digging teo tunnels int the middle ifof nowhere. on every single floor.b WHY? I nned another beer,.
On the other hand there is a magma tunnel here and out entrance is conveniiently located in a pit. This opportunity cannot be missed.
Oh and I'm making my self the mayor of this sorry excuse for a place just so you knwo.
The insane thrree thousand fuckign tunnels project is decommousoned. We are working on the MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT instead!
(shit what did i just wwrite)
I have mandated the construction of a bucket! This shall be done!
Mercahnts need to bring us sttel because we seriously don't have that.
Woah some kid says FUCK SOCIETY. I like him. He made a harp, I mean a guitar for punk riffs.
Huunter interrupted by white stork? Jesus christ dont be a wuss.
Maybe your worried I'm going to drown the fortress in magma bu t don't be. See here my clever system for protesting the fort and draing the magma out.
I have mandated two buckets. I am the geratet leader ever.
Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.
Its spring. But Im continuing until the MAGMA PROJEKT is fienshed.
CraCKIGN another beer.
The main fortress. See the small lever room up there. It controls MAGMAM PROJAECEK just so you kneow.
Migrants! Well fuck them. they wont starve until the next ruler anyway.
and the dorfs are just plopping babies everywhere too. This wont end well. for someine else. Oh yeah there are 130 people here now a siege should come at any moment.
A peoisised clotheier. Wel boo fuckinghoo he doesnt get skill increas fro that so why should i care.
Oh shit the fortress is thirsting to death! Why didn't anyone telle me!
TO BE CONTINUED