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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Ruhn

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT! ... is Marble magma safe?]
« Reply #1860 on: August 12, 2013, 11:15:27 am »

So seems like Lovechild is still the most recent?
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885

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« Reply #1861 on: August 14, 2013, 04:31:32 pm »

In that case I suppose that I will take a turn now. I am nowhere near as drunk as I was half a week ago but I will try my best.
I will start in about an hour or so

Drank aboput 0.7dl of 17% wine in 30mins.
Watching Star trek TOS. 10mins left in the episode- Why is it that every time i get drunk I start watching the original series?
Changed the graphicsto phoebus. While I do like ascii I think that i will need to use phoebus when drunk.
Startubg to feel drunk  and I think that I will be pretty drunk in a few minutes
Stopped correcting erors. (Keep placing my fingers on the fwrong keys. damn )
Episode finished

Felshite

-Started a new glass
-Magma. Thins are going to get hot in a few minutes
-To block the magmo or not to vlock. Fun times. I WANT US TO GUERN! BURN! but that would be too rude for the others.
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Thave to build a wall. Palm tree walls will save us!

-We have an amasijg midiltia. Shave that they aste starving and unhappy
Damn those typos.  Militia:_ Amazing and starivng.

-quorns and food production. Staerbing
-Organized food roduction. It is much better than usual already. Ready food newar dininggroom
-Why would the groom dine? is this a dorgf honneymoonsuite?

-Corpshes in hte booze stockpilöe. Fun times
-Haulers dieing while carrying coffins. Fyn
-Starving. Wevryone starvitn
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-Fdamn. Giant PUINK PINK 3eyed anklylysomething
-124 dorfs, 10 starved. NOBODY WORKING! Setting jobs
-Stopped caring. about 5 doing every job. 2/3 useless bums. Good times
-ELVES! Let tem play with the old pink 3eye and magma!
.Lovechild tgantrumming. Keeps tryiung to hit clover
.Robberd the elves. Bugger of ya bums#!
-.more bedrooms
dorms
Damn it is .. what is it called? insympath.. Not symmetric. Screwed up. I suausly make beatuiful bedrooms with this design but screwed it up
-bagbacks and waterthingies. Thanks for the crap elves. now wour milita wont be unhappy naymre
-We meed a ,edbau- Jpsåital. HOSPITAL! MEDBAY! DAMN IT!

Hematite
-Just noticed that we had a LARGe cogling invasion. One of our axedorfs chased them all away
.Magma stsill flowing
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ALL HAIL ARMAGMAZGA! MAGMA FOR EVEYRONE! ALLÖ GLORY TO MAGMAZGA!
-Heh heh
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_FUNCK! NOT ENOGUH MAGMA FOR FORGES! THIS HAS TO END!
-must end the flow. Our lovely magma is leaking! We neded sour magma back ! IT IS OURS DAMN IT!
.odood. FOOd. Puppies-
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WE HAVE PUPPIES
Food!
Biscuiits
Menchi

-Hospitala
-They ar getting happy. DAMN DORFS! Stomething has to be donew. This cant be right

Malachite
-MIGRANTs! OH FOR *%¤#%* sake!
Kilöl em?
Enslave them
Dig magmas
Magmaless industry! MORE EAWAPONS! WAPOONS! kill em

BOOZE gONE! REAL BOOZE. When  did i drink it all?

Galena

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-Aealing Sealing the damng ho.e. Flow must strop
-No water
:need water. Must winf gacerns. FIND CAVERNS

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Lime

.What is a tamarin and why is it a lieon?

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CARVENS ARE OPUS!
OURS!
Will capture
Dorfs on the frong side of hte favern walls


sandstone
.nmore bums arrivle. immigrants
-new gate
Militia sis starting to have strange fetishes about their spears. Damn perverts. NEed new weapins. This is sick

Timber

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SIEGE
Easty training for our milita

Enmding turn

save soon
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7898
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« Last Edit: August 15, 2013, 10:06:33 am by Scruffy »
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« Reply #1862 on: August 15, 2013, 08:07:47 am »

Posting images later tonight
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« Reply #1863 on: August 15, 2013, 09:21:43 am »

Now that was drunk :D
And I guess we still have a fort, that's excellent.
Looking forward to pics!
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« Reply #1864 on: August 15, 2013, 10:19:48 am »

Almost nothing happened that turn.
2 gangs of gobbos and a weak titan that all got obliterated by our 29 soldiers.
Plenty of very unhappy and starving dorfs though. The magma rose 2 z-levels and burned our refuse pile before I managed to seal the leak.
We have magma surrounding our main staircase. Why is it that nothing !!FUN!! has happened to it during these last few turns?

..There is an engraver trapped in the caverns next to an exposed magma tube. It was hard to resist the urge to carve fortifications.
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« Reply #1865 on: August 15, 2013, 04:53:42 pm »

That was pretty glorious.

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« Reply #1866 on: August 16, 2013, 04:34:25 am »

Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].

also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.

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« Reply #1867 on: August 16, 2013, 04:59:09 am »

Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].

also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.

That would be too easy, i'd say someone will manage to flood (or create a floodzone of death) the fort despite all the magma!
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« Reply #1868 on: August 16, 2013, 08:55:01 am »

Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].

also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.

That would be too easy, i'd say someone will manage to flood (or create a floodzone of death) the fort despite all the magma!

New challenge: flood the entire fortress with obsidian.

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« Reply #1869 on: August 16, 2013, 09:26:23 am »

a obsidian casting facility sounds like a reasonable project for the next overseer.

i fail to see how anything could go awry
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« Reply #1870 on: August 16, 2013, 10:13:43 am »

a obsidian casting facility sounds like a reasonable project for the next overseer.

i fail to see how anything could go awry
Indeed. Nothing can go wrong, which is sad.
Mainly because the water is in the caverns while our fort is on the top of the mountain.
No chance of accidental flooding  :(

Well, atleast we still can still burn ourselves even if it doesn't cause an accidental flood and cast the dorfs in obsidian.
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« Reply #1871 on: August 16, 2013, 11:06:02 am »

Well we almost made a completly functional magma stack once, a pump stack for water should surely be safe
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« Reply #1872 on: August 16, 2013, 11:32:01 am »

Water stack comes to mind.
Alternatively, a classic lava-based defense system is always a good idea.
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« Reply #1873 on: August 16, 2013, 12:03:56 pm »

Well we almost made a completly functional magma stack once, a pump stack for water should surely be safe
Twice.
One worked and ended up burning both the caravans and dorfs and casting the river in obsidian.
The other ALMOST worked and pumped a few urists of the hot stuff on the surface before deconstructing entirely. I think that we tried rebuilding it but it was never finished again

Aye! Water stacks! Let em drown!
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« Reply #1874 on: August 16, 2013, 12:46:36 pm »

Three, if you count mine with its staggering engineering error :P
I think it was rebuilt into #2.
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